Christmas Party Pt1

Kendokid: Zoro
Strawhat: Luffy
Pinky: Bonney
Captain: Kidd
Soldier: Killer
D-rex: Drake
Godfather: Urouge
Torao: Law
Jazzman: Apoo

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Thurs 6:31 PM

Captain: fucking finally its time to hit the booze! 🤣🤣🤣🍾🍻🍺🥃

Torao: kidd we talked abt this no booze at the Christmas party

Captain: why the fuck not

Torao: winter dance last year

Captain: fuck will you get over that

Torao: nvr 😈🖕🏾💢💢💢💢

Soldier: so the party what snaks will it have

Strawhat: snakkkksss 🧁🍪🍩🍬

Pinky: snakkkkkks 🥧🍫🍧🥮

Jazzman: I got it all, holiday punch, spaghetti for noodle lover, a Christmas yule, candyyyyyyy

Torao: so a bunch of garbage

Strawhat: so who's goin??

Godfather: I will be there for awhile but I won't be staying late, I wish to miss out on the chaos that will ensue

Soldier: universal mood tbh

Pinky: im partying till dawn

D-rex: bonny

Pinky: till three in the morning

Kendokid: lol whipped

Pinky: shut the hell up mosshead

Torao: kidd ur not sneaking any alcohol to spike the punch

Captain: .....

Torao: 😚

Captain: ...........

Torao: 😘😘😘

Captain: fuck fine

Soldier: hah whipped

Captain: Killer is2g

Soldier is now idle

Captain: coward

Thurs 7:43 PM

Torao: ok who tf spiked the punch fight me

Kendokid: what was it spiked w/?

Torao: 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Torao: god knos what but only like two cups and Kidd's already acting like a starfish

Pinky: huh??????

D-rex: a what

Torao: whenever he gets a certain amount of drunk he just gives up on life

Torao: and tries to slowly inch away on the floor to the window

Torao: it's both hilarious and concerning help me

D-rex: ShIT WAiT I HAD SoME OF THaT 😵😵😵

Kendokid: I didn't before but now I definitely am

Jazzman: WHO THE CHRIST SPIKED THE PUNCH I DIDN'T KNO 😱😱😱

Soldier is no longer idle

Soldier: that's a mood

Jazzman: THIS IS A CRIME

Strawhat: hello Smoker? Somebody's drinking again!! X'D

Godfather: this is my cue to escape

Godfather is now idle

Captain: IN JUMOUNG OUR TNW WIBSOW OUFW SIXKS!'#😖

Soldier: mood

Torao: kIDD NO

Torao: we still have a wedding waiting for us remember?!?!

Captain: !!!!!

Captain: OM MATRUONG FIXKINF TRAFQLFWR?!## IM DO HAPOY!?!

Soldier: also mood

Torao: fuck now hes all over me

Pinky: 😚🥰😚🥰

Pinky: better than trying to yote on life

Strawhat: is it tho 🤔

Pinky: SO MUCH SHADE I DON'T EVEN

Kendokid: HPLY SHIR YOU WETE RIGHR ABR THE PUNCK

Strawhat: Zoro? How much did you drink??

Jazzman: four cups I was there

Strawhat: and you let him?!?!?

Jazzman: hes literally known for chugging doWN 28 BOTTLES OF BEER BEFORE EVEN FEELING A BUZZ HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS SHIT IS LIKE IMMORTAL'S SATAN VODKA?!?!

Soldier: mood

Torao is now idle

Pinky: is that all ur gonna say?

Soldier: it's my mood 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Captain is now idle

Strawhat: so @Soldier I have a question

Soldier: alright

Strawhat: when are you gonna man the fuck up and fuck Penguin

D-rex: #/NENFJ)CBE#IF?EVDLV!/(AKDJ!?

Pinky: im choking on everYTHING I JUST ATE OMG

Jazzman: called out

Pinky: LUFFY DID YOU JUST SPILL YOUR TEA BRO?!?!

Soldier: I

Soldier: where's that punch? 🍺

Soldier is now idle

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