[THOR // You and the other Avengers try to teach him how to use Tinder...]

♪you're listening to BELIEVER - Imagine Dragons♪

5:30P.M

Bruce:
This is tougher than any experiment I've ever done...

Loki:
Oh, this is going to be great.

Tinny:
Come on.

Tinny:
Thor isn't that bad

Thor:
Thank you, Tony.

Clint:
that's right, he's TERRIBLE

Thor:
Hey!

Nat:
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S MEAN.

Vision:
I personally do not see the point in engaging myself in such a useless application that requires me to judge people using only a photograph and a few sentences which may even be untruthful and inaccurate. How can an application promise that I will find true love?

You:
That does make a lot of sense, Vis

Steve:
I agree.

Wanda:
It isn't for everyone ヽ(-.-)ﾉ

You:
But I thought it would be a quicker and easier way to help him get over Jane, you know

You:
Right, Bruce ?

Bruce:
Yup. :)

Thor:
But I am already over Jane. :D

Bruce:
Right...

Thor:
It has been, perhaps a few good months.

Tinny:
Mhm, it's okay to not be alright buddy .

Thor:
I'M FINE.

Clint:
OH THORY POO

Nat:
Ew Clint never say that again.

Thor:
Alright then, can we just get this over with?

You:
Right Thor. we've been through this. You just swipe right if you see someone you like and left if you don't. Simple.

Bucky:
Jeez Ray . If you're such a Tinder expert, why are you still single ?

Wanda:
:o

Steve:
BUCKY, YOU DON'T JUST SAY THAT.

Bucky:
It was a joke, Stevie.

Tinny:
I will wound you Barnes

Tinny:
Oh okay - good.

You:
I don't really use it actually, you know I'm just trying to help Bruce - who wants to help Thor

You:
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M USELESS AT THIS.

Thor:
Only imbeciles wouldn't swipe right on you, Lady Ray.

Bucky:
You're right, she's great . :')

Tinny:
That's right Barnes, nice save

You:
Well that's sweet. Thank you c:

You:
But let's focus on you.

Nat:

Am I the only one that's noticing this?

Clint:
shhhh let it happen..

Thor:
I can't get in.

Thor:
Why am I not getting into this thing? Is it broken? SHALL I DESTROY THE DEVICE IF IT IS ALREADY BROKEN AS IT NO LONGER SERVES A PURPOSE?

Bruce:
NO, THOR. NO. Just go to the option that allows you to CREATE AN ACCOUNT.

Thor:
Oh, alright.

You:
Are you in?

Thor:
I have made it through!

Loki:
I've already created a profile successfully, I'm just saying.

Thor:
Nobody cares, Loki.

Loki:
I am superior to you.

Thor:
BE QUIET.

Bruce:
Don't get distracted!

Thor:
Apologies.

You:
So now,, you have to choose a profile picture

Bruce:
We can all help. :)

Thor:
I have found one.

Thor:
This?

Thor:

Bucky:
...

Tony:
oh my

Steve:
Goodness.

Thor:
Definitely this then- I found it on this marvelous image haven called "Tumblr" -

Thor:

Thor:
:D

Nat:
Kill me now.

Clint:
Thory poo what have you done.

Nat:
CLINT, NO.

You:
I like it 😂

Loki:
As do I. Shows his true nature.

Bruce:
Maybe something less...

Bucky:
Traumatizing?

Bruce:
Exactly

Thor:

Wanda:
Would not wanna date that

Tinny:
enough said.

Thor:
Well surely this one-

Thor:

Nat:
Dear god no.

You added Valkyrie

You:
help

Valkyrie:

Valkyrie:
You're welcome 

Valkyrie left

Tony:
bless this woman's soul.

Thor:
I have added the image!

Bruce:
Now for the bio!

Thor:
The what?

You:
The description that's going to tell the people a little about you :)

Thor:
Simple!

Thor:
Introduction: I am Thor of Asgard, God of Thunder.
Likes: Destruction of evil entities. Mjolnir. Coffee.
Dislikes: Idiotic, evil people.
Hobbies: destroying things with Mjolnir - my hammer and my best friend.

Bruce:
Oh Jesus

Clint:
Thory poo, you have rendered me speechless :')

Nat:
Let me just jump off a cliff real quick :))

Bucky:
He's owning his style

Thor:
I can think of a few people that would like that...

Clint:
Oh really now

You:
I think it's great :D it's hilarious.

Nat:
Seriously? Can we not see what's happening here?

Clint:
LADY. LET. IT. HAPPEN.

Tinny:
"My best friend and my hammer" boy, people are gonna dig that.

Thor:
Are we done?

Bruce:
Did you specify your age and gender?

Thor:
Why does that matter?

Bruce:
You won't be able to complete it otherwise.

Thor:
THEY WILL NOT ACCEPT MY AGE.

Bucky:
It happens

Steve:
True story.

You:
Oh right

Tony:
well then just pick a number.

Bruce:
Good idea.

Thor:
700.

Bruce:
Try under 100, maybe?

Thor:
99

Sam:
Lord have mercy.

Sam left

Bruce:
A bit less.

Thor:
I shall type 73.

Thor:
I have entered 73.

You:
😂 excellent.

Thor:
I have successfully created my profile!

Bruce:
Great! ':)

You:
Swipe away c:

...

5:49P.M

Thor:
I do not have any matches.

You:
No way .

Loki:
I have obtained thirty two matches. 

Thor:
NOBODY ASKED YOU.

Bruce:
Wait, Thor...

Bruce:
Did you swap right on any?

Thor:
No, I did not.

Loki:
One job.

You:
...

Bruce:
I'm done.

Thor:
I haven't found my match yet.

Thor:
Lady Ray, where is your Tinder profile?

You:
Why ?

Clint:
NAT SHE'S AN IDIOT

Thor:
I cannot locate it.

Thor:
I would very much like to swipe right on you.

......

Later that day...

Loki:
So apparently, the ladies that want to match with me are either old or refer to me as their father and want me to choke them -

Loki:
Is this normal?

Loki:
Guys?

Loki:
GUYS