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(LET'S TALK ABOUT SHIPS BABY)

TAP TO ADD:

+ MissKamalaKhan

+ ImTotallyNotSpiderMan

You:
I CALL A MEETING BITCHES.

You changed MissKamalaKhan to Kammy

You changed ImTotallyNotSpiderMan to Peterr

Kammy is online

Kammy:
dont tell me weve gotta go back to mr starks office again and do that unnecessary paperwork that he could liTERALLY MAKE MACHINES DO

Peterr is online

Kammy:
Just because we're intERNS doesn't MEAN we should be given USELESS tasks for the pleasure oF a VILE MAN with clearly sadistiC QUALITIES

Peterr:
Hey! Mr. Stark is just making sure we learn the appropriate skills to proceed to our future endeavors in the correct demeanor

Kammy:
Peter, nothing you say ever makes sense

You:
Calm down Kammy that's not what I wanted to talk about

You:
Mr. StickUpHisAss Stark has allocated 10 minutes "AND NOT A SECOND MORE" for a coffee break so here I am, naturally drinking tea and asking the very pressing questions existence brings unto us-----

Kammy:
oH.

Kammy:
Well in that case hi I love you I miss you and I hope youre doing well

You:
HI love you miss you hope you're doing well too love

Peterr:
Where's my nice hello message :(

Kammy:
Hi peter you can go sUCK IT

Kammy:
Moving on

Peterr:
I'VE

Peterr:
BecomE sO

Peterr:
nUMb

You:
we acknowledge you Peter dahling 👵, and we appreciate you, young brethren

Kammy:
you alone

You:
Anyway BASICALLY I wanted to ask

You:
About that pressing question---

You:
Are you more for IronStrange or Stony

Peterr:
oh god save the queen

Kammy:
logically speaking

Kammy:
actually no

Peterr:
This is too hard.

Kammy:
i think IronStrange is clearly the power dynamic here

You:
hard agree

Peterr:
I wanna say Stony but mr. Strange would be upset, right so why must I CHOOSE

Kammy:
peter
Mr. Strange cannot SEE these texts so can you answer like a human being pls and just answer

You:
Either way, the win is for IronStrange here what can I say

You:
Personally, I dont think either hold any realistic characteristics of any potential blossoming of a relationship but I thought I'd just ask

Peterr:
See when did this become a CONTEST?

You:
It's n o t
I'm simply surveying
A little

You:
Okay but realistically speaking, here's two really good pairings:
-STUCKY!!!!
-brONY!!11!!!1

Peterr:
Hard agree

Kammy:
we can all agree tbh

Kammy:
also brony is unbeatable

You:
some ew stinky dinky no-nos would be-

You:
Natasha and Loki

You:
Rogers and Natasha

Kammy:
is it

Kammy:
thAT BAD??

Peter:
Wot? Natasha and Loki? Because yes. That's completely a no

You:
absolutely peter dahling

You:
right so where was I?

You:
Absolute no nos

You:
Natasha and Mr. Stanky Stark

You:
Natasha and Bucky 😷

You:
Mr. Barton and  Natasha

You:
I like mr. Barton quite a lot tho not gonna lie, he's pretty cool

Kammy:
all hard agrees

Kammy:
cant help but notice you hate all the pairings with ms nATASHA

Kammy:
think you have a liiiittle crush on her

You:
:O

Peter:
Ok but who doesn't

You:
Peter, you're the man

Peter:
:o

Peter:
Validation: acquired
Acknowledgement: acknowledged
Hotel? Trivago

Kammy:
RAe is gae as hell

You:
Yeah sure man why not

You:
Honestly Mr. Stinky Dinky Stark is hard to pair up with anyone but Mr. Banner

You:
Which is hard to believe because Mr. Banner is such a sweetheart

Kammy:
couldn't agree more bb

You:
While Tony the Tinman with no feeling continues to suck the soul out of the human beings that are alive

Ray has been banned from the chat

Kammy:
what the shit

🔴ALERT!🔴
YOUR MESSAGING SERVICE HAS BEEN BREACHED

Peterr:
Oh crap I know what this is

Peterr:
If I didn't hear it, it never happened

Peterr has left the chat

Peterr's ass has been dragged back into the chat

TONY STARK HAS LEFT A MESSAGE

Open Message

You kids new to NOT SLACKING?

Well here's one thing you might be new to.

Getting

F I R E D.

Good day.

Stop writing fucking fanfiction and go study you idiots.

END OF VOICE MESSAGE

Just kidding

But if this happens again, you're definitely fired

Bye