[STEVE // In which you don't like Sharon Carter from the office.]

♪you're listening to BAD GUY - Billie Eilish♪

Bucky added Sam

Bucky added Nat

Bucky added Clint

Bucky added Wanda

Bucky added You

Bucky added Pietro

Bucky added Tinny

Bucky added Bruce

Bucky:
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE STEVE IS

Wanda:
Nope sorry :(

Tinny:
No but i hope he stays lost for a while

Bucky:
Jeez how rude.

You:
No, Sorry Buck ~

Nat:
Haven't seen him

Clint:
I saw him go out with this girl with long blonde hair

Vision:
I do recall seeing her in the office.

Pietro:
YEAH SAME CLINT

Bucky:
WHAT GIRL

You:
Wait

Pietro:
Want me to go check it out real quick? ;)

Clint:
NO DON'T

Clint:
I BET THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME

You:
Yeah i bet.

Bucky:
Something wrong, Ray?

You:
Nope :)

Bucky:
Are you sure, Ray?

You:
Yup.

Bucky:
100% sure, Ray?

You:
YEAH OH MY GOSH STOP BEING WEIRD

Nat:
Oooh I bet it's Sharon Carter!!!

You:
Mhm i bet

Vision:
You don't have to bet on it anymore, I reckon it is Sharon Carter from the office.

Bucky:
RAY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING?

You:
Well

You:
I mean I kinda dont like her

You:
She gives me weird vibes

Nat:
Is that so?

Bucky:
NOW WHY IS THAT?

Clint:
I thought you were friends!

You:
I've worked with her

You:
She's really annoying

Clint:
She looks great!!

Wanda:
Yeah she's really pretty too

You:
She's always going on about how much she loves her work and how much she loves hanging out with her family and how she loves adorable little puppies and babies and planet earth isn't that just awful ???

You:
Annoying right?

You:
Such a bad influence

Bruce:
Uhh, yeah! That sounds terrible!

Nat:
Yeah, sounds like the banters of a true murderer..

Sam:
You're kidding me right?

Pietro:
RAY IS JEALOUS!

You:
WHAT

You:
SHUT UP PIETRO

Nat:
Of course she's not, she's just looking out for Steve, right?

You:
YUP

Bucky:
ARE you jealous, Ray?

Bucky:
YOU CAN TELL US YOU KNOW :)

You:
I'M NOT

Bucky:
Oh whoops look Steve's phone seems to be back online

Tinny:
OH MY GOD NO ONE HERE KNOWS?

You:
TONY GO AWAy

Bucky:
KNOW WHAT?

Bruce:
The kids don't know, Tony.

Tinny:
AW LOOK AT THAT

Nat:
what is it Tony?

You:
TONY DON'T YOU DARE

Tinny:
"ψ(｀∇')ψ

You:
TONY STARK. YOU WOULDN'T

Tinny:
THIS IS FOR MAKING JARVIS TURN ON ME YOU TRAITOR

You:
NO

Bucky:
Go on, Tony

Tinny:
RAY HAS A THING FOR GRANDPA.

You:
ANTHONY-

Wanda:
OMG

Vision:
As expected

Clint:
BUCKY, LOOK

Tinny left

You:
Brb

You:
In which cabinet are the kitchen knives??

Sam:
I gotta see this

Sam left

You:
Oh and by the way,
You guys snitch and I will find you and toss you in the flames of the depths of hell.

You:
:)

Clint:
Boy I love it when you get all friendly with us. :')

Clint:
which is like, NEVER

You left

Bucky:
HAHAHAHAHA

Bucky:
I KNEW IT

Nat:
WHAT

Bucky:
YOU OWE CLINT AND I 20 BUCKS

Nat:
Damn it

Wanda:
AWE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE PARENTS NOW

Pietro:
ew no more like Grandparents

Bucky added Steve

Steve:
Hey guys. :)

Bucky:
HOW WAS YOUR DAY STEVIE

Steve:
Uh great, Buck. Yours?

Bucky:
GOOD, GOOD

Nat:
With Sharon?

Steve:

Um yeah, had to ask her some questions.

Clint:
Gee I wonder where Ray has gone!

Steve:
Yeah, me too. I wanted to steal her for a bit.

Bucky added You

Bucky:
Wait a second

Steve:
What? You seen her?

You:
Oh hey, Steve

Clint:
OHMYFOD IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING

Bruce:
Yes, Clint, I believe it is.

Vision:
About time.

Steve:
Uh, what's happening here?

Bruce added Tony

Bruce:
Just observe

Steve:
Anyway, Ray. I want to ask you something.

You:
Yeah? What is it?

Steve:
PC?

You:
Gotcha. :)

Steve left

You left

Bucky:
WAIT NO I WANTED TO SEE

Nat:
gosh i hate it when people do that

Clint:
We need to see

Bucky:
I AGREE

Bruce:
Want to ask them afterwards like normal people?

Clint:
no

Bucky:
No

Tony:
I'll help you hack

____________________________________

STEVE
online

Steve:
Right.

Steve:
Hey. :)

You:
Hi :)

Steve:
So I heard you like Sci-Fi movies and popcorn?

You:
Not really Sci-Fi but

You:
Close enough

Steve:
There's this really good movie coming out on Friday. Wanna come?

You:
Why are we going on a double date because you're too awkward to go alone? 😂

Steve:
Wait

Steve:
You thought I was with Sharon, didn't you? (Bucky told me)

Steve:
I actually went to ask her about some of your favourite places to hang out...

Steve:
Ironic? 😂😅

You:
very 😂😶

Steve:
So, Friday evening, 6:30. Are you free?

You:
I'm free.

Steve:
Is that a yes?

You:
Yes.
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Bruce:
Tony, look how awkward and adorable they are.

Tony:
Let's adopt them. You keep Rogers, I take Ray

Bruce:
Deal :)

Bucky:
I CAN'T BREATHES

Clint:
i miss my wife

Clint left

Bucky:
NATASHA GUESS WHAT?

Nat:
WHAT, YOU FOSSIL

Bucky:
YOU OWE ME 10 MORE BUCKS