[BUCKY// How far will Bucky Barnes go for plums...?]

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BUCKY
online

10:00P.M

Bucky:
Hi :D

You:
Hey Bucky :)

Bucky:
How was your day, my favourite human being in existence?

You:
Um

You:
Great.. You?

Bucky:
Goood, goood. :)

Bucky:
You know I love you right?

You:
Alright what do you want

Bucky:
What makes you think

You:
Yeah don't even go there

Bucky:
I just wanted to ask you to grab me some plums from the supermarket. :D

You:
BUCKY IT'S 10PM

Bucky:
There's a 7/11 store isn't there?

You:
DO IT YOURSELF

You are offline

[Meanwhile, in the group chat...]

Steve is online

Bucky:
Ey Steeeve!

Steve:
Hey, why aren't you asleep?

Bucky:
You know I don't feel so good...

Steve:
Anything you need?

Bucky:
WELL IF YOU INSIST

Bucky:
I need some plums

Steve left

Bucky:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Sam:
Ain't gonna work this time

Bucky:
Samuel!!!

Sam:
no

Sam left

Bucky:
Ok rude

Nat:
Bucky what the hell is this? My phone is blowing up

Nat:
WITH PICTURES OF PLUMS

Bucky:
Please? :)

Nat:
Oh. I see what's going on here.

Bucky:
So you'll help? :D

Nat:
You just expect WOMEN to do your work for you, huh?

Bucky:
NO NAT I

Nat:
Got ya.

Bucky:
SO YOU'LL HELP ME? :DD

Nat:
Uh, no.

Nat left

Bruce is online

Bucky:
Bruce!

Bucky:
My maaaan

Bruce left

Bucky:
WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING

BUCKY
online

10:23P.M

Bucky:
Raaaay :)

Bucky:
Honey!

Bucky:
Baby <3

You:
JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES I WILL FLING YOU INTO THE OCEAN

Bucky:
BUT BABE

You:
DON'T BABE ME PUNK

Bucky:
Remember when I saved you from that Alien spaceship fire attack

You:
REALLY NOW

You:
WHY THIS

You:
WHY ME

You:
WHY NOW

Bucky:
LOOK I'M JUST A MAN WHO IS CRAVING SOME PLUMS

You:
You sound like a pregnant woman and im now tired

Bucky:
WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST GO THEN

You:
GOOD

You:
Finally!

Bucky:
but you'll pay for this

You:
Pay for what?

You:
I didn't do anything...

You:
BUCKY

...

[You rolled your eyes, hoping sleep would just come to you soon. You checked your phone one last time to see 10:32P.M and you smacked it down your bedside table.]

"Drama queen.." You mouthed to yourself and sunk into your duvets.

You didn't hear the door creek open or any footsteps coming towards you, but when you turned around and slowly opened your eyes...

...

Nat:
Anyone hear a scream? Is it just me?

Bruce:
I heard it too

Steve:
I think it's coming from Ray's room!

Steve:
Don't panic, I'm going to check it out.

Wanda:
OH MY GOD

Nat:
Wanda, what is it?

Wanda:
BUCKY HAS RAY

Nat:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS HER?!

Wanda:
SHE'S HANGING ON HIS SHOULDER

Sam is online

Tinny is online

Bruce is online

Vis is online

Vis:
What is this commotion I hear?

Tinny:
WHAT IS THIS PREHISTORIC PIECE OF ASS DOING TO MY TINY RAY???

Steve:
Well, I suppose she's safe at least. ':D

You:
HELFP MEW

Steve:
Or maybe not...

Wanda:
HE JUST WENT OUT

Wanda:
I CAN SEE THEM OUTSIDE THE WINDOW NOW

Tinny:
I'M GOING AFTER EM

Nat:
Nononono

Nat:
Tony you'll be crushed without your suit.

Tinny:
Who said I'm going without my suit

Nat:
TONY NO

Steve:
Watch yourself.

Tinny:
Fine. Only because you said so, Nat.

Tinny:
But if something happens to her

Steve:
SHE'S SAFE WITH BUCKY.

Sam:
It don't look like it

Steve:
Okay, not helping.

Loki:
Would you people shut up, why must my slumber be interrupted by the likes of you?

Wanda:
BECAUSE RAY HAS BEEN TAKEN

Loki:
Oh calm yourselves, she's alright. He only has the desire for plums and nothing more.

Wanda:
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Loki:
How do you not? I can get into people's heads, do you not remember?

Wanda:
Oh yeah, you're right :o

Wanda:
He's put her down now!

Wanda:
And she's punching him in the chest-

Wanda:
Well; trying to

Nat:
I can't believe Bucky's damn plums have ruined my sleep...

Nat left

Steve:
This must be the thirty seventh time...

Steve left

Wanda:
Is she going to stop hitting him?

Loki:
Perhaps not. She's thinking, "I'm going to murder this perfect specimen of a human being."
And he's currently thinking,
"Ouch, ouch, ouch. Plums."

Tinny:
I don't know how much more I can take

Tinny left

Loki:
Barnes: Let us go, woman!
Ray: You know if you weren't such a dreamy, tall glass of water and I didn't worship you I would destroy you right away.
Barnes: PLUMS AWAIT, MY LOVE
Ray: JUST TAKE ME INTO YOUR ARMS NOW, MY TALL BEARDED SAVIOUR!

Loki:
Okay, I must admit, that wasn't exactly how it went...

Loki:
But yes, it sort of was.

Loki:
Is anyone there?

Loki:
Hello?

Loki:
Ugh.

Loki:
Peasants.

Loki is offline

[The morning after...]

You:
Okay that is so not how it went ._.

Bucky:
oh babe, that's exactly how it went .