♪you're listening to BAD BOY - Red Velvet♪

You:
Have you guys seen Maximoff?

Steve:
Wanda?

You:
No, Peet

Peter is online

Peter is online

Peter is online

You:
Is this chatroom glitching

Bruce:
I don't think so...

You:
Then why are there three of the sAME PERSON

Clint:
I only see one ⊙_⊙

You:
Is this some kind of joke?

Bucky:
Ray, with all due respect

Bucky:
Are you high ?

You:
I DON'T SMOKE, DUMBLEDORE

Steve:
This is why I don't like chatrooms.

Steve is offline

Thor:
It is quite odd that you are seeing this, Ray.

Bruce:
Yup, just one Peter.

You:
Oh i get it :))

You:
You fools are trying to prank me.

Bruce:
No...

Peter 1:
OKAY YOU CAUGHT ME

Peter 2:
And me!

Peter 3:
and me too

You:
okay what the hELL

Peter 1:
I love it when you get all angry ;)

You:
QUILL IS THAT YOU

Peter 2:
Don't get caught guys!

Peter 3:
are u stupid why would we get caught

Peter 1:
Now young Pete, don't fight Peter, he's just trying to help us

Peter 3:
but he gave the stupid advice

Peter 2:
D:

Peter 3:
trash

You:
You sound like Pietro

You:
Where's Pietro

You:
I NEED PIETRO

Peter 1:
Now how exactly do you need me ;)

You:
Ew no, stop whERE IS PIETRO

You:
QUILL I CAN TELL THAT'S YOU

You:
Unless you're trying to throw me off...

Peter 2:
Why would we do that! :)

You:
I DEMAND MAXIMOFF BY MY DESK THIS INSTANT

Peter 2:

You:
I don't have time for this you assholes

Peter 1:
You know, I dont get it

Peter 1:
the dirtier you talk, the progressively hotter you get

You:
QUILL??!!

You:
THIS IS IMPORTANT.

You:
Pietro, you need to report to me right now.

Peter 1:
Okay fine

Peter 3:
alright

Peter 2:
Okay! :D

You:
UGH

You:
Guess we'll have to settle this the other way...

You:
MAXIMOFF EXPOSE YOUR IDENTITY AND YOU'LL GET A KISS FROM ME

Peter 2:
HI I'M HERE!

Peter 1:
HE'S LYING

Peter 2:
Wait where do we get the kiss?

You:
Yeah kid, you're definitely Parker

Peter 3:
IT'S ME

Peter 3:
I AM THE SPICIEST PETER

Peter 1:
TRAITOR

Peter 3:
HELLO IT'S P-I-E-T-R-O

Peter 3:
I'M NOT EVEN A PETER

Peter 1:
THE BETRAYAL

Peter 1:
THE LIES

Peter 2:
Not cool man U~U.

You:
HA!

You:
I KNEW IT

You changed Peter 1 to Quill

You changed Peter 3 to Pietro

You changed Peter 2 to Parker

Thor:
Aw, that was too amusing!

Bucky:
It was fun while it lasted :')

Clint:
I LOVE SEEING RAY SO FLUSTERED

Quill:
Me too ;)

Parker:
WE WON'T GET CAUGHT, they said...

You:
SCREW YOU ALL

Quill:
Wouldn't mind if you did

Parker:
Sorry! ':D

Clint:
I'm not sorry

You:
MAXIMOFF GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Pietro:
not getting that kiss, am i

You:
OH HELL NO

You:
YOU'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME.

You:
TO THINK THAT YOU'RE THE FASTEST AROUND HERE

Pietro:
OKAY MOM I'M COMING

Pietro is offline

You:
Now I just need to get Steve down here and we're good

Bucky:
Is that so ..

Steve is online

You:
Oh good! Steve we need you down here-

Steve is online

Steven is online

You:
OKAY whAT THE FU