[LOKI // He's getting to your head...]

♪you're listening to NEVER BE LIKE YOU - Flume ft. Kai♪

LOKI
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Loki:
I am quite amazed.

You:
What is it?

You:

You know you can just come and talk to me, you're RIGHT ACROSS THE ROOM

Loki:
You would not want me to say this out loud, trust me.

You:
Loki stop messing with me

...

Loki:
You know, I never would have fathomed your thoughts could be of this nature.

You:
What? ⊙︿⊙

Loki:
You know exactly what I am talking about. Do you not?

You:
Um no

Loki:
What is my brother doing on your mind?

You:
LOKI ARE YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW???

Loki:
No, I am not.

Loki:
That is why I am asking you what my brother is doing in there.

You:
That's none of your business.

...

You:
It's nothing anyways, he sent everyone on his list an email with a picture of him at the beach so leave me alone

Loki:
If it is nothing, then why did you feel the need for instant justification right after you said it was none of my concern?

You:
LOKI JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Loki:
But I am not in it. In technical terms...

You:
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY YOUR GAMES

You:
This is a total invasion of my privacy .

Loki:
But I am curious as to why I am never on your mind.

You:
You do this often ?!

Loki:
What is your definition of 'often'...?

You:
GOODNESS, LOKI, GETTING INTO SOMEONE'S HEAD ISN'T THE SAME AS BEING ON THEIR MINDS SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE HERE

Loki:

You know what would be immensely pleasant?

You:
What, Loki .

Loki:
An image of you and I in the fields of Asgard.

Loki:
With you, lying down and looking above the sky with wondrous pupils, and of course I - charming and pleasant to be with as usual - perhaps reciting a sonnet, beside you.

You:
I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD NOW, THANKS !!

Loki:
You are so bad at lying, Ray.

Loki:
Ah, there we are in the fields!

You:
LOKI I SAID GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Loki:
You are the one who thought me into it, you know?

You:
GET. OUT.

Loki:
I must say, your taste in clothing for that image is quite rich - though that is not exactly common wear in Asgard.

Loki:
Oh, wow.

Loki:
OH, WOW. I was not expecting that.

Loki:
A glorious kiss though, I must say.

Loki:
That was just a bonus.

You:
OH MY GOD I WILL HURT YOU

Loki:
Unlikely.

You:

You know how I feel about you reading my mind, Loki . It's insanely rude and disrespectful .

Loki:
Ray, have I angered you?

You:
Take a hint, genius

Loki:
Well, I was only joking around.

You:
You can't joke around with my feelings or thoughts like that . No one likes that .

Loki:
I apologise.

You:
It's fine .

You:
Just stay out of my head

Loki:
My intention was not to upset you...

Loki:
I merely wanted to see if I was on your mind.

Loki:
And I am sorry for ever wanting that and forcing it upon you.

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