[BUCKY // You and Bucky should never text at 3AM...]

♪you're listening to ...BABY ONE MORE TIME - Britney Spears♪

3:09A.M

Bucky:
Hey you

You:
hey you :)

Bucky:
how was your day munchy munkins?

Bucky:
my nummy nummy noodle

Bucky:
my little poodle pinky pie

You:
JAMES,, NO

Bucky:
i was trying to be the ideal cringe worthy fuckface of a boyfriend

Bucky:
isn't that what you idiots are into these days

You:
Only psychopaths are into 'poodle pie' sweetheart

Bucky:
hey I'm trying here

You:
Then stop

Bucky:
don't be a little shit I'm trying to love you here

You:
Oh is that so

Bucky:
yes my little sugar cube bumblebee

You:
Aw really my big beany beanstalk bear?!!11!!1!

Bucky:
of course my purple plummy peachy princess

Bucky:
to think some morons actually talk like this is the reason for my brain only being visible under the microscope

You:
I relate

You:
Can you tell my eyes are watering from the cringe??

You:
Wow Buck,, we should really find something to do

Sam turned off ghost mode

Clint turned off ghost mode

Nat turned off ghost mode

Nat:
um THIS is what u guys do at three in the morning?

Clint:
YOU GUYS NEVER SAID YOU WERE TOGETHER

You:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT LITTLE THING WE TALKED ABOUT, CLINT? THE "MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS" KINDA THING??

Sam:
I JUST NEED THE DANG NICKNAMES TO STOP

Sam:
CHRIST

Sam:
NO

Sam:
NO PLEASE

Bucky:
WHAT THE HELL IS A GHOST MODE

Bucky:
ARE THERE MORE OF YOU?

Sam is inactive

Clint is inactive

Nat is inactive

You:
Oh they're gonna tell everyone..

You:
We messed up

Bucky:
no they wont <3

You:
Sam and Clint run the biggest mouths in the business Buck

Bucky:
you have to trust me.

You:
I don't like the sound of this

Bucky is inactive

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Bucky is active

Bucky left the chat

Bucky created a new group

You were added

Bucky:
hello little noodle <3

You:
Say that one more time and I call the cops

Bucky:
you should be thanking me

Bucky:
everything is taken care of.

Bucky:
now for that thank you ;)

You:
They won't say anything??

Bucky:
yeah :)

You:
You threatened them didn't you

...

Bucky:
yes

You:
I knew it.

Bucky:
it was the only way, noodle

You:
I'm calling the cops

Bucky:
<3

You:
You know sometimes I forget your name is james

You:
Like wow, I have my very own James

You:
James.

Bucky:
fair enough

You:
We should never be allowed to be bored.

You:
Or drunk.

Bucky:
agreed

Bucky:
but you know what

You:
What

Bucky:
love you

You:
I know

Bucky:
prick

You:
Love you too jerk

Bucky:
I thought so bitch

You:
You're actually very rude why don't I break up with you?

Bucky:
because you love me bitch

You:
Damn it you're right bitch

Bucky:
<3

You:
♡

Tinny turned off ghost mode

Tinny:
...

Tinny:
AT FIRST I THOUGHT WOW, OH MY GOD, THESE TWO ARE TOGETHER

Tinny:
But then wow

Tinny:
Wow you guys are just fucking weird

Tinny is inactive

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Bucky:
yeah he's gonna tell everyone