♪you're listening to SONG 2 - Blur♪

2:46AM

You are online

Vision:
I have removed Wanda from this toxic environment successfully.

You:
Oh hey Vis :D

You:
Wait what the

Sam:
h

eyoooOOO

Sam:
Look wjo it is???!!!!!!

You:
Uh hey sam

Sam:
WY DID YU MISS THE PARTY DAMN ITY

You:
I didn't

Sam:
YEs U DId

You:
I DIDN'T

You:
I LIVE HERE FUCKFACE

Clint:
o shit you kno it's serious when you make Ray cusss

You:
sOMEONE PLEASE WATCH
SAM

Vision:
I am watching him.

You:
Thank you Vis

Vision is offline

Steve:
Where the heck is Bucky?

Sam:
StEEEEVE

Sam:
eYYYYYYYY

Sam:
wasssuuUUPPPP

Steve:
Are you kidding me.

Bruce is online

Tinny:
IM

Tinny:
TOO SEXY FOR TGIS SUIT

Tinny:
TOO SEXY FOR THISS

Bruce left

Clint:
shut the fuck up tony

Tinny:
NO

Steve:
Bucky isn't answering calls.

You:
I'll look for him

Bucky:
Relax, punk
I'm here

Bucky:
Hi, Ray :)

You:
Hey Buck :)
You scared steve

You:
!

Steve:
Hell yeah, he did.

Tinny:
NEAR

Tinny:
FA R

Sam:
WHEREEEEVER YOU ARE

Tinny:
THEY SHOULDNT PLAU SAD SONGS AT PARTIES

Tinny:
AM I CRYING

Tinny:
oH GOD IM CRYING

You:
Tony i swear

Steve:
._.

Bucky:
sorry bud

Bucky:
I was just

You:
?

Bucky:
I have delivered the sausages mom

You:
Bucky are you drunk too

Bucky:
I was drinking responsirbly, Ray

You:
mhm

Bucky:
i am a reponsible man

You:
I know you are, buck

You:
A very reponsible man

Steve:
Yup he's drunk.

Bucky:
No im not

You:
What's 8 × 8

You:
?

Bucky:
eleventy four .

Clint:
Obviously sixteen

Tinny:
it's sIXTY FOUR DUMBASS

Clint:
WATCH IT PIPSQUEAK

Tinny:
How dare you insult me in my owm buildong you ergfg

Clint:
Ure dumb

Tinny:
clint u slut

cmere

Clint is offline

You:
WHY IS CLINT USING MY LAPTOP AS A DINNER PLATE

Tinny:
TOLD YOU NOT TO BRONG WORK TO THE PARTy

You:
Shut up tony

Tinny:
I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART DOESSZ

Tinny:
GO ON

Sam:
GO ONN

You added Pepper Potts

You:
:)

Pepper Potts:
Tony, I go away for ONE MONTH
And this is what you do to yourself?

Pepper Potts:
Really, I thought you would handle yourself a bit more but I guess I was completely WRONG.

Sam:
:O

You:
That should be enough >:)))

Tinny:
SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
RAY

Tinny is offline

You:
Thanks Pepper 😂

You removed Pepper Potts

Bucky:
I have wedded the fern plant

You:
WHAT

Bucky:
Shit that wasn't a plant

You:
  WHERE ARE YOU
I'M COMING TO GET YOU BUCK

Bucky:
Are you coming to wed me instead ?

You:
Oh my god

Steve:
I found Bucky!

You:
thANK GOODNESS

Bucky:
No you didnt Steven

Steve:
BUCKY STEP AWAY FROM THE HOUSEPLANT.

Steve:
IT IS NOT HUMAN.

Bucky:
But I love her Steven

Steve:
STEP AWAY OR I TELL RAY WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THE PLANT. 

Bucky:
No waiT

Sam:
why are u making out with a plant Bucky

Bucky:
no shhhhh don't tell her

You:
Yeah they wont tell me Buck, don't worry

Bucky:
good

Nick Fury has entered the chat

Nick Fury:
WHY DO I HAVE A PICTURE OF A TOPLESS CLINT BARTON IN MY INBOX?

Steve:
I CAN EXPLAIN

You:
totally ':D

Nick Fury:
CARE TO EXPLAIN TO MR. BARTON THAT IN THE MORNING HE WILL BE A MAN WITHOUT A JOB ALONG THE WAY?

You:
Yeah good luck stevie

Steve is offline

Sam is offline

Tinny is online

Nick Fury:
WHO SENT THIS?

Nick Fury:
YOU THINK I CAN'T TRACK YOU DOWN captainsbooty@hotmail.com?

Tinny:
uh oh

Nick Fury:
OK NOW THERE IS NOW VIDEO OF BARNES MAKING OUT WITH A HOUSEPLANT.

Nick Fury:
STARK, DIDN'T I GIVE YOU THAT RARE EXOTIC PLANT LAST YEAR?

Nick Fury:
STARK I SWEAR TO GOD

Nick Fury:
STARK?

Tinny is offline

Nick Fury:
STARK!!!!!!!!!