[in honor of Steve Rogers and his special asset]

♪you're listening to I THINK I SMELL A RAT - The White Stripes♪

5:00PM

Sam:
alright who's turn is it?

Bruce:
Certainly not mine.

Tinny:

Obviously I'm out of the equation

Bucky:
i went last time!

Nat:
No you didn't. Ray did.

Bucky:
Hey, have you seen that punk when he's snotty?!

Steve:
Wow, I feel so loved. :)

Thor:
Brother Steve, with all due respect, you act like what Midguardians call, a "little bitch" when you are sick.

Nat:
Thor is right.

Nat:
I can literally hear you groaning from the next room

Bruce:
Definitely didn't know supersoldiers could catch the flu.

You:
I'm more than happy to go.

Tinny:
AW LOOK AT YOU RAY, TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM. UWU

You:
Tony did you just fucking UWU at me

Tinny:
Yes, why is it weird ? UWU

Tinny:
It's really cute. UWU

Nat:
Don't you just love how Clint is ghosting to run away from responsibilities

Clint:
Whaaaat?

Clint:
Noooooo

Steve:
Ray is my one true friend.

Steve:
*Cough*

Bucky:
</3

Sam:
Well if friend means looking after your whiny ass then no thanks

Steve:
I WILL REMEMBER THIS.

You:
Steve I'm on my way :D

You:
I BEAR THAI SOUP

Steve:
I LOVE YOU

You:
LOVE YOU TOO

Clint:
:O

Steve:
Ray is my new best friend.

You:
Unlinke some metal-armed people, I deserve this title

Bucky:
Hey!

Bucky:
Wait

Bucky:
I want Thai soup :(

You:
You don't get any

Bucky:
Why not ? :(

You:
Because you're not Steve

You:
And you've been a very bad boy lately.

Bucky:
That punk

Steve:
:)

Tinny:
Are we not going to notice how much Ray is kissing Steve's ass right now ?

Tinny:
Like she even went yesterday

Sam:
It's all starting to make sense now

You:
What

Sam:
She's in love with Steve's ass

You:
What's not to love?

Clint:
:OO

You:
it's quite firm

Steve:
Thank you.

Wanda:
OH MY GOD STOP THIS IS A PUBLIC AREA

Vision:
It's quite a private area if you ask me...

Thor:
I WILL PROTECT YOU, CHILD

Thor removed Steve

Peter:

damn it, I was having such a fun time. :(

Tinny:
Go do your homework, son

Peter:
Yes Mr. Stark

Thor removed You

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Bucky:
Mine is firmer

You:
I doubt it

Bucky:
come find out

You:
Ok hold on

Clint:
Are you serious

You:
Of course not 😂

Sam:
Do i really have to see this conversation

Steve:
Don't violate Ray's innocence!

Bucky:
I'm a grown man, I do what I want Steven

You:
You violate people's innocence?

Loki:
Do you fools have nothing better to do than sit around and stare at other people's backsides?

You:
I'm more of an intellect kind of girl myself, I've never considered myself an "ass man".

You:
But you have to admit that Steve's is an exception

Loki:
Well I suppose you do have a point, I see after inspection that the ratio of Rogers' rear side does balance quite well with his body proportions and it is relatively an ideal shape and firmness is something I am yet to confirm; otherwise, it may just be a human being's definition of a perfect bottom.

You:
Oh my god

Nat:
Oh my god.

Clint:
OH MY GOD

You:
I was NOT expecting that.

Sam:
Congrats Steve, you have a perfect ass

Tinny:
I have really just lived for this day

Bucky:
Every man's wish, to have their ass classified as perfect by a sorcerer from another planet

Steve:
Why.

Steve:
Why me?

Scott:
BECAUSE YOU ARE BUNS OF STEEL!

Clint:
I love this guy ! 😂

Sam:
Dude that makes no sense

Steve:
WHO INVITED YOU SCOTT

Tinny:
Might I just ass

Tinny:
*add

You:
😂😂

Tinny:
I'm lovin this

Thor:
At this rate, Rogers could become King of Assgard.

Clint:
THOR JUST WENT THERE

Nat:
Butt puns to piss of Steve?
Good times, good times

T'Challa:
The only thing stronger than Wakanda's steel, who can guess?

Okoye:
Captain's-

Steve:
Thank you, Ray, I am now officially an international joke.

T'Challa:
We send you our heartfelt love from Wakanda. And yes, you are.

Bucky:
Wow that would actually rhyme if you finished it, wouldn't it?

You:
Earth's mightiest heroes, ladies and gentlemen...