36. the one where everyone's confused

A/N Things I've learnt from reading all your comments: y'all need to stop fucking swearing and being extremely dirty-minded, y'all are obsessed with Hamilton, and y'all never got out of MCR. Also that I need to stop saying y'all.

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Hi I'm Dad🦋: so how do you think today's video went?

princey👑: awful. for starters, i just found out my jumper was cheap.

Logically Thinking: Hah, and mine came from a production! Most likely expensive. Fitting, is it not?

Thomas™: uh, guys!!! we didn't change back our usernames!!

emo nightmare😈: Yes, I was about to point that out. It's pointless now to even attempt to prank the two kids with this considering they probably already know.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: I don't know, it seems like this could be fun!

Thomas™: I agree with Thomas!!

princey👑: i'm confused.

emo nightmare😈: that's better.

emo nightmare😈: Except now we have two "emo nightmare"s in the chat.

Logically Thinking: Well since you two don't type like each other, it'll be fine!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: Anxiety's right, it is confusing...

Thomas™: as long as no one else changes, we should be fine!!!

princey👑: Nope, I'm taking my username back!

Logically Thinking: And I'm taking my own. I will not stand for it.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: fine then, spoil sports!! I'm back to being just dad!

Thomas™: well that was a wild ride I never went to do again.

emo nightmare😈: agreed.

princey👑: Pranks and Missy are texting me. I assume you did tell them about the planned prank?

emo nightmare😈: shit. prince, block them right now and don't read the messages.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: no swearing!!

Logically Thinking: This is what you get from telling them about our schemes. Prince, I must agree and say don't read them.

Thomas™: what's going on here? I feel like I'm missing something.

princey👑: Why not? Some even mention me!

emo nightmare😈: my point exactly. don't read them.

Logically Thinking: Roman, I'm warning you, it's in your best interest not to.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: I just texted them to let them know about the username switch!!! I don't know what's going on though.

Thomas™: same here. care to explain?

emo nightmare😈: no.

princey👑: Are you sure I can't read them?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: Prince!! if he says not to, don't!!

Logically Thinking: Roman. Don't invade privacy.

emo nightmare😈: please don't read them.

princey👑: Fine, I'll delete them.

Thomas™: seriously, what the heck is going on?!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: no clue - but if it matters that much to both Anxiety and Logan, then we probably shouldn't get involved.

Logically Thinking: Anxiety, tell the kids not to text you about it. It could be seen by anyone.

princey👑: Wait.

emo nightmare😈: what? did you read them?! i told you not to!

princey👑: Oh my god.

Thomas™: this isn't going to end well...

Hi I'm Dad🦋: what is it???

Logically Thinking: Spit it out before we die of old age.

princey👑: Are you and Logic secretly dating?!

Thomas™: ...I certainly wasn't expecting that.

emo nightmare😈: that's it. i'm dead. princey's killed me. you're right. me and logic are in a secret relationship.

Logically Thinking: It's "Logic and I".

emo nightmare😈: yep. chemistry. so much love right there. how'd you figure it out. i'm shocked.

Thomas™: I can hear the sarcasm speak to me through my phone.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: you don't have chemistry together - you don't share any classes!!!

Logically Thinking: A dad joke? Now?

princey👑: So you're not, right?

emo nightmare😈: logan wishes we were dating.

Logically Thinking: I really don't.

Thomas™: how did you even come to that conclusion anyway?

princey👑: Both Logan and Anxiety were telling me not to read the texts! Logan knew the kids were in on it and told Anxiety "it could be seen by anyone", and I assumed "it" was referring to texts about your relationship!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: what's that phrase, Logic???

Hi I'm Dad🦋: WAIT NO I GOT IT!!! jumping to conclusions!

Logically Thinking: Well done.

emo nightmare😈: i'm offended that you think i can keep a secret.

Thomas™: you are keeping secrets though!

emo nightmare😈: not good enough, considering everyone knows i have secrets.

Logically Thinking: I just happen to be in on one.

princey👑: Is it his name? It's his name, isn't it?!

Thomas™: DO TELL.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: aww shucks, I was hoping I'd find out first!!

emo nightmare😈: no, it's not my name.

princey👑: Is it who you like?

emo nightmare😈: what are we - middle schoolers?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: he didn't directly answer!!

emo nightmare😈: nope never mind it was my name.

Thomas™: great, then tell us!

Logically Thinking: What did I say about privacy?

princey👑: I suppose you're right. But don't think you'll escape from us forever, Anxiety!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: yeah, we'll weasel it from you eventually!!

Thomas™: for now we'll back off but when you're ready, don't hesitate to tell us.

emo nightmare😈: logan is the only reasonable person in this chat.

Logically Thinking: Thank you.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: you didn't say your usual "I hate you all"!!! does that mean you do like someone???

emo nightmare😈: I CHANGE MY MIND, I HATE YOU ALL.

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A/N Like five hours late in updating but ~ whatever ~ I do what I want. (I'm kidding I'm so sorry please forgive me.)

I'll be posting early tomorrow considering *cough* iamleavingforholidaysagainandprobablywontbeabletopostuntilsaturday *cough*

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