31. the one where prince is lactose intolerant

Thomas™: thanks for your help today Anxiety and Logic!

princey👑: I would like to make it clear that I totally would have helped if I wasn't CRUSHED.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: awww Princey, you didn't do anything wrong!!

emo nightmare😈: it was mostly thomas. but, i guess his second go at it was... alright.

Thomas™: thanks!

princey👑: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ANXIETY?!

Logically Thinking: I'm glad you've learnt something.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: did you two work out your differences???

Thomas™: they did! it was so nice to see.

princey👑: What on earth happened?

emo nightmare😈: logan used fancy words, i rebutted them with what i thought was reasonable, he yelled at me, i yelled back, thomas tried to calm us down. the usual.

Logically Thinking: He's forgetting that I also explained that over-generalising and mental filtering aren't healthy. Anxiety needs to accept that not every mistake ruins an entire thing.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: well I'm glad that at least some people aren't arguing anymore!!

princey👑: Hey, Logan and I have a truce!

Thomas™: you do, so therefore nothing happened in today's video that could damage that truce.

Logically Thinking: Ahem, that would be accurate.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: great!! let's move on!!

princey👑: Anxiety, what did he say?

emo nightmare😈: he insulted you multiple times. he's also learning to insult you in many different languages.

Thomas™: ....well...

Logically Thinking: Why'd you have to say anything?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: Logan!!

emo nightmare😈: i swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.

princey👑: Thank you for being honest, Anxiety. In the mean time, on a completely unrelated topic, WHERE'S MY SWORD?

Thomas™: oh boy.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: I thought it might be a safety hazard so I.... put it away....

Logically Thinking: Good. Now I may actually live to see the end of the week.

princey👑: WHERE?!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: ...I lost it!!

Logically Thinking: Now I'll live for a while, thanks.

Thomas™: I'm sure Prince wouldn't actually harm you!

emo nightmare😈: hah sure.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: as an optimist I'm inclined to agree but...

Logically Thinking: Have you met Prince?

Thomas™: ...you're right. good luck.

emo nightmare😈: where is princey? he's being uncharacteristically quiet.

Logically Thinking: Planning my demise?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: probably finishing up the delicious meal I made!!!

Thomas™: bathroom break?

emo nightmare😈: who doesn't bring their phone to the bathroom? be reasonable, thomas.

Thomas™: true...

Logically Thinking: By the way, Prince is lactose intolerant.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: why wouldn't he tolerate someone named Lactose???

Thomas™: yikes. didn't Morality give him some cream broth thing?

princey👑: AGONY.

emo nightmare😈: i'll check on him.

princey👑: I'M D Y I N G.

Logically Thinking: Stop being so dramatic.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: no fighting!!

Thomas™: he just keeps getting hurt today.

emo nightmare😈: it's because he's an idiot who doesn't know his own limitations.

Logically Thinking: See, Anxiety insults him too!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: neither of them care!!

princey👑: Anxietyyyyyyyy! Bring a bucket!

Thomas™: I would not love to be either of them right now.

emo nightmare😈: don't you have a bathroom attached to your room?

princey👑: Wait yeah... Still come anyway!

Logically Thinking: As someone who cannot handle vomit, I'm out. Morality, since you're the cause of this, help out or something.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: and ruin this wonderful bonding experience? no way!!!

Thomas™: ...Prince is literally vomiting.

princey👑: Not yet.

emo nightmare😈: how romantic.

princey👑: Why thank you.

emo nightmare😈: shut up and also i'm coming in.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: that was so cute I don't think I can stomach it!!

Logically Thinking: Did you just make a joke based on Roman's current condition?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: maybeee...

Logically Thinking: Finally, a pun I can appreciate.

Thomas™: harsh, but at least you admit to liking it!

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A/N I FUCKING PREDICTED THE DEBATE. FIGHT ME. I KNEW LOGIC AND ANXIETY WOULD BE GOOD FRIENDS. HAH.

*ahem* so anyways I'm calm.

(picture: screenshot of chapter 18, where Logic says he didn't think that Anxiety, of all people, would end up being his debate partner.)

(video: ANXIETY vs LOGIC, where they have a debate.)

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