16. the one where morality and logic work together

A/N Thomas posted this on Tumblr and it made me want to hug Anxiety and never let go. Poor guy...

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Thomas™ has added Logically Thinking and Hi I'm Dad🦋 into the chat.

Thomas™: does anyone know if Roman and Anxiety are together

Logically Thinking: Roman?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: he means Prince!!

Logically Thinking: In that case, yes I do know.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: REALLY??!!!!

Logically Thinking: Prince went outside to see Anxiety after I told him. Since the rain has stopped, I presume they're in one of their rooms drying off.

Thomas™: oh, okay haha

Hi I'm Dad🦋: I misinterpreted that one...

Logically Thinking: Of course you did.

Thomas™: don't blame dad!!!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: yeah dont blame me!!!

Logically Thinking: Fine, can I go now?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: or we could discuss the elephant in the room

Logically Thinking: Prosperous, how would an elephant fit into any of the rooms we frequent?

Thomas™: um

Hi I'm Dad🦋: PRINCE AND ANXIETY!

Logically Thinking: What about them?

Thomas™: theories on why they're friends now???

Logically Thinking: Simple. They must have decided that being friends was a mutually beneficial relationship and therefore why not?

Thomas™: that's not... how friends work...

Logically Thinking: It isn't?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: or Roman defeated the monster that was troubling Anxiety!!!

Thomas™: what

Logically Thinking: Unrealistic.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: but Prince said something about Anxiety and monster so I just assumed...

Thomas™: Anxiety has a monster or Anxiety is a monster?

Logically Thinking: And they say I'm harsh.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: oh yeah... but that was ages ago before they were friends!

Thomas™: exactly! what happened to make them friends?

Logically Thinking: I still don't get why we're not just asking them.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: tact!!!

Thomas™: yeah, Anxiety probably wouldn't appreciate being asked outright

Logically Thinking: Why not?

Thomas™: how exactly did you become friends with Morality?? what happened??? can you tell me the details??????

Logically Thinking: I do believe that is information I should be allowed to keep to myself.

Logically Thinking: Wait.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: we were talking about the infinitesimal mistake and he asked me how I knew!!! then we started talking about some other stuff and he concluded that he thought I would make a good friend! he then "tested" the theory and decided that it would be beneficial emotionally or something!!!

Logically Thinking: Morality is an anomaly in normal oversharing rules.

Thomas™: correct

Hi I'm Dad🦋: did you not want me to tell him???

Logically Thinking: No, I didn't. Anxiety said you were GOOD at keep secrets...

Hi I'm Dad🦋: I didn't know you wanted me to keep it a secret!

Thomas™: can we get back on track??

Logically Thinking: Of course.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: maybe Prince and Anxiety bonded over Disney???

Logically Thinking: Anxiety and Disney? What are you, stupid?

Thomas™: oh he told me he likes Disney

Logically Thinking: I'm sorry, what?!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: who doesn't like Disney???

Thomas™: Logan?

Logically Thinking: I don't like the illogicalness of some Disney movies. Why is the queen from Snow White so obsessed with being the fairest? And Pocahontas didn't actually go like that. He took her away from her family and she died on the boat.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: WHAT??

Thomas™: that is, sadly, true. however, it has helped me realise that you and Anxiety would make good friends!!

Logically Thinking: Anxiety?? Are we thinking of the same ray of sunshine here?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: you're both mean!!!

Logically Thinking: I'm honoured you think that of me.

Thomas™: what dad guy means is that his negative view and your deep thinking overlap sometimes and create a common area of interest. for example, you both like keeping me up thinking of the deep sea and how so much of the universe is unexplored and will most likely remain so, meaning there's an infinite amount of things that may remain undiscovered

Logically Thinking: Fine. I guess you make a good argument.

Thomas™: why thank you

Hi I'm Dad🦋: if you guys get along, maybe he'll tell you what's going on with him and Princey!!

Logically Thinking: Isn't the feelings side of things your speciality?

Hi I'm Dad🦋: right... maybe I could talk to Princey then!!

Logically Thinking: That means I still have to deal with emotions!

Thomas™: at least they'll be more repressed than Prince's???

Logically Thinking: I suppose you're right.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: does that make us a team??? ooo code names!!!

Logically Thinking: No.

Thomas™: yes!!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: Thomas, you can be Jerry (like Tom and Jerry but the other way round so people get confused!)

Thomas™: yay!

Hi I'm Dad🦋: Logic, you'll be Lagoon (LIKE LOGAN!!)

Logically Thinking: I'm overjoyed.

Hi I'm Dad🦋: and I'll be Daddy!!

Thomas™: NO

Hi I'm Dad🦋: fine, then Adultery!

Logically Thinking: Why do I even try?

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A/N May be posting a bit less because of school and stuff, but I'll try to get a chapter up every day!

How do you people feel about me introducing a kids chat chapter (Misleading Compliments and Pranks and whoever else I think of)? Maybe even Anxiety interacting with them because I have mentioned he's good with kids and would like to expand on that...

Also, thank you all so much for 3k reads!!

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