Sans is now online!

Sans: Sup my ladydude

You: sup my manlydude

Sans: Did you hear the mtt news?

You: Mtt is gonna tour right?

Sans: yup

Sans: I'm coming with him btw

You: how come? I thought you hated him?

Sans: I truly do, but I need to protect papyrus

You: nahw

Sans: so yeah

Sans: 40 days on a tourbus with a toaster

You: Looking forward to it?

Sans: n o p e

Sans: damn I hope I have wifi

You: ur with mtt

You: he has like

You: HE IS THE WiFI

Sans: yes

Sans: imma take my laptop with me hehe

You: yay

You: lemme know how the tour is then

Sans: I'll have to work there btw

Sans: probably gonna run a hot dog stand there

You: coolio

Sans: ew I have to hear screaming girls every night

You: don't put that out of context

You: ;))))

Sans: I swear to god

You: lol

You: my friend is probably freaking out lolol

Sans: what's their name tho

You: it's Jess

Sans: so jess the obsessed fangirl

You: basically

You: I still remember the day I introduced her to tumblr

Sans: oh god

You: That was a memorable day

You: I loved it

You: she was like

You: fangirling

Sans: lol

You: then she saw the mtt tag

Sans: oh god

You: she

You: started

You: screaming

You: at the screen

Sans: poor screen

You: it was epic

Sans: nice

Sans: oh by the way

Sans: pap wanted to talk to you

You: oh sure

Sans: here he comes :D

You: HI PAP

Sans: HELLO THERE HUMAN BEHIND THE COMPUTER!

You: HEYA

Sans: HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN FELLOW FRIEND?

You: It was good actually. I work at a café and idk it just was a good day.

Sans: THAT SEEMS LIKE A FUN JOB! I WORK AT A FLOWERSTORE

You: That's so cool!

Sans: I KNOW!

You: So how has your day been?

Sans: IT WAS RATHER GOOD! THANK YOU FOR ASKING HUMAN :D

You: Oh hold on pap my friend is calling me.

Sans: OKAY

Sans: ARE YOU THERE HUMAN ALEX?

Sans: ARE YOU STILL CALLING?

Sans: ??

Sans: HUMAN ALEX ARE YOU THERE?

Sans: NYEH??

You: ohmygod

You: uh pap?

Sans: YES?

You: can you call sans for a minute?

Sans: OFCOURSE

Sans: sup

You: ohmygo

You: sans

You: sans

You: sans

You: sans

Sans: calm your tits

You: shh

Sans: Sup?

You: you know my friend right

Sans: no but yes

You: So

You: phew so ohmgod

You: She booked two tickets to the show

Sans: ohmygod

You: we actually get to meet?????

Sans: AAAAaaAWsSSSSaAAaaaAa

You: sdkajflkasjd

Sans: ohmygodyes

You: :DDDDDDDD

Sans: doesn't she know you don't like him btw

You: nope

Sans: lol

You: I mean like I like his music a little bit. Its not my kind of music though

Sans: What are ya into?

You: like

You: bands

Sans: as in?

You: you want me to list all of them?

Sans: Yes?

You: My chemical romance, Panic! At the disco, fall out boy, falling in reverse, paramore, muse, gorillaz, blink-182, nirvana, green day, ac/dc, the all-americain rejects, black veil brides, imagine dragons, Melanie Martinez (she's not a band), red hot chili peppers, set it off, rise against and the smashing pumpkins

Sans: welp

Sans: that's a lot

You: Yup

Sans: so in how many days is the concert?

You: uh lemme see

You: 20 what

You: wait what

Sans: what

You: what

Sans: help

You: shit dude I have to get cool clothes so you will not think of me as a trashy pig

Sans: what if I already do

You: well fuck

Sans: jk ur fine

You: what if I'm a 58 year old man

Sans: well fuck

You: we get to meet aajdkajsd;lk

Sans: ITS SO SOON THOUGH

You: I can't brb

Sans: 20 DAYS????????

Sans: That's like one of the first concerts

Sans: the 3rd

You: *slow claps*

You: jess sure doesn't want any spoilers

Sans: lol

You: ITS SO  SOON 20 DAYS

Sans: I'm still freaking out

Sans: Papyrus is asking me why I make weird noises

You: lol

Sans: tELL HIM URSELF

You: OK

Sans: NYEH HELLO HUMAN! HERE I AM AGAIN

You: Hi :D

Sans: WHY IS SANS MAKING THESE NOISES?

You: WELL

You: You are going with on tour right

Sans: YES OF COURSE

Sans: ALPHYS AND UNDYNE WILL BE THERE TOO

Sans: ALPHYS FOR EVENTUAL FIXING OF MTT AND UNDYNE JUST WANTED TO TAG ALONG

You: ohmygod

You: jskldjafkls;jd

Sans: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG

Sans: ARE YOU MAKING NOISES AS WELL

You: YEP

You: PAP IM GOING TO BE AT THE CONCERT IN 20 DAYS

Sans: NYEH

Sans: THAT IS GREAT!

Sans: YOU CAN MEET EVERYONE!

You: I KNOW

You: THATS WHY IM FREAKING OUT

You: dkja;sldfjasld;kjfa;

Sans: DONT SLAM YOUR KEY BOARD :D

Sans: I'm here again hi

You: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

You: AAAAAAAAAAAa

You: I GET TO MEET EVERYONE

You: JSKDJFKSLJL

Sans: SORRY I WAS JUsT FREAKING OUT I COULDN'T THINK STRAIGHT OK

You: SSDK:JKLSDKJ

Sans: AAAAAAaa

You: I'm still screaming in and outside

Sans: same

You: what if I'm just screaming at my crappy laptop rn

Sans: what if you are

You: dunno

You: I'm slowly getting soaked into my laptop

Sans: lolol

Sans: wait

Sans: its like 7 PM at my place

You: yesh

Sans: how late is it at yours?

You: oh

You: haha

You: you know

You: 4 AM

Sans: ...

You: the bags under my eyes look brighter than my future

Sans: same

You: HA

You: IM STILL FREAKING OUT

Sans: GO SLEEP ITS 4 AM

You: OKAY

You: WELL

You: GOOD NIGHT THEN

Sans: YES YOU TOO

You: :DD

Sans: SLEEP