Sans: Heya

You: hai der

Sans: guess who it is

You: snas

Sans: WRONG

Sans: its

[ Sans changed their name to $an$ ]

You: wow well that's creative

$an$: Ikr

You: so what did you do today

$an$: NOTHING

$an$: I loved my day

$an$: Like I just lay in my bed the whole day with my laptop

You: if you keep going this way you will soon be married to that laptop

You: same goes for me though

You: lmao

$an$: ha

$an$: I started watching the walking dead and its fucking me up already

$an$: Like compared to shows in the underground this is heaven

$an$: Seriously the content in the underground was trash

You: how come?

$an$: Well

$an$: Everything was MTT

You: wow rough

$an$: IKr

$an$: AND HERE WE HAVE COOL HORROR SPOOKY MOVIES

You: IKR

You: I have a confession to make though

$an$: are you finally gonna confess your love for me?

You: yes ofcourse

You: no but really

You: I have never watched a mtt movie

$an$: OH DARLING SHAME ON YOU

$an$: METTATONS MOVIES ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL DARLING

You: just like me

You: ;))))))))))))))))))

$an$: hon hon

You: what

$an$: that's how French guys laugh

You: nice

$an$: wow wait

$an$: its 13 days

$an$: 13 is an unlucky number

You: wow hsit dude

You: shit*

You: fuck

$an$: me

$an$: jk jk jkj kjjkjkjkjjjkjkjk

$an$: theres bound to be something happening bad though

You: I hop;e not

You: ugh aksldjlk

$an$: I want tea

You: wow so posh!!1!

$an$: have you SEEN my nickname

You: yes such posh

$an$: Be right back mate, I am going to fetch a cup of black tea for myself

You: okko

You: I'm just gonna drop some pickuplines

You: maybe you can help me.. I forgot the password for this account and when I hit 'password hint' it says 'Sans' number'  help me out?

You: Was your father a thief? because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

You: wait sans

You: u der

$an$: I AM AGAIN

$an$: those pick up lines are on point though

You: OKAY SO

You: have I already told you I'm writing a book?

$an$: Don't think so

$an$: Whats it about?

You: Well its a phone book.

You: but the only thing that is missing is your number

You: ;))))

$an$: smooth

$an$: like really smooth

$an$: I must be a banana because I find you appealing

You: a pun and a pickupline

You: in one

You: you beat me

You: I give up

You: there is no hope left

$an$: ha

$an$: I'm not a photographer

$an$: But I can picture us together

You: I HAVE ALREADY GIVEN UP DONT TORTURE ME LIKE THIS

You: also good one

$an$: ikr

$an$: Anything good happened at yours?

You: ugh nope

You: my mother called me

You: I hung up immediately

$an$: How come?

You: okay well my dad abused me because my brother died from a heart attack. My mother just ignored it so I'm still pretty pissed

You: I still have nightmares about him though

$an$: damn

You: yeah..

You: I ran away from home when my dad was drunk and grabbing a knife

You: so yea 

You: And I met jess on the street while being a homeless person. She took me in and we became best friends.

$an$: again. Damn

$an$: Jess is a good kid though

$an$: Jess is love

You: don't make that reference don't don't

$an$: Jess is life

You: well I'm going to be all ogre you tonight

$an$: you made a shrek pun

$an$: and pick up line

$an$: you get the pick up line crown again

$an$: knock knock

You: whos there

$an$: Shrek 4

You: Shrek 4 who

$an$: I shrek 4 u

You: tha twas just terrible

$an$: I know

You: well I'm sure I'm head ogre the heels for you

You: hahah ;d;d;d;d;d;d0

$an$: *slams keyboard angrily*

You: *bows*

You: btw

You: I find you shrexy

$an$: AHHA

$an$: PAPYRUS ASKED IF I WAS CHATTING WITH YOU AGAIN

$an$: WHEN I MAKE Distressed NOISES HE KNOwS ITS YOU HA

You: HAHA

$an$: I will definitely make my donkey fall in love with your dragon ifyouknowwhatimean

You: oh so we're still on the shrek lines

$an$: not anymore

You: wow I realized something

You: wait no

You: lol

$an$: ok

$an$: Papyrus is sitting beside me btw don't make inappropriate pick up lines

You: pap u can oodle my noodle

You: ifyouknowwhatimean

$an$: HUMAN I DONT UNDERSTAND?

$an$: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

You: I can make spaghetti

$an$: THAT IS NICE

$an$: I NOW LOVE YOU

$an$: PLATONICALLY

You: I'm gay for you bro

$an$: BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL?

$an$: HAS SANS BEEN MISINFORMING ME THE WHOLE TIME

You: no no I'm a girl

You: ha

$an$: SANS IS LAUGHING I DONT UNDERSTAND

You: I have a knife and a 'sword' and one of you is going inside you tonight

You: ;)

$an$: BUT THAT WOULD HURT ME

You: JK I WOULDNT STAB YOU

$an$: OKAY

$an$: CAN YOU TELL ME WHY SANS IS LAUGHING SO HARD

You: I guess I tickled his funnybone

$an$: ....................

You: Tibia honest, I'm a pretty funny gal

$an$: IM GOING NOW GOODBYE

You: ha

You: bye

You: have a sansational day

$an$: NYEH

You: HAHA

$an$: you were playing a dangerous game there bud

You: ikr

You: he's too pure to understand

You: I love it

$an$: seriously

$an$: a sword

$an$: I cant

You: well Its knife to meet you

$an$: HA

You: are you still in STABle condition

$an$: I died brb

You: nooo

You: rip sansmaster

You: wait why sansmaster

You: rip snasmaster 2k16

You: i have fallen for this man

You: and i cant get up

You: notice me sanspai

$an$: i have noticed you child

$an$: sansmaster

[ $an$ changed their name to Sansmaster ]

Sansmaster: did it

Sansmaster: ha

You: nice nice

Sansmaster: undyne just came over and is cooking with pap and i fear for this house

You: how come?

Sansmaster: She literally burned her house 4 times in the underground

You: great cook

Sansmaster: WAIT I SMELL BURNING PASTA

Sansmaster: GTG

Sansmaster: TOMORROW SAME TIME?

You: YES GO CHILD

Sansmaster: BYE I WILL SAVE MY HOUSE NOW

You: BAIS