You: GOD NEVER DO THAT AGAIN

Sans: what

You: YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH METTATON

Sans: OH HAHA YES I SAW

You: HE WAS DOING REALLY INNAPROPERIATE WINKS

You: LIKE

You: YOU DO IT IRONICALLY

Sans: oh do I ;)

You: yes you do

Sans: oh darling! *leg* ;)))))

You: that was basically the convo

You: really I can't

Sans: btw

Sans: 14 DAYS SJKDLFJ:SDKL

You: blubhijklj

Sans: fun

Sans: TWO MORE WEEKS

You: YES

Sans: AAAAAAAAa

You: KJS:KLFDJ:SLDJ:

Sans: what is life

You: dunno

Sans: inappropriate winking

You: ;)

Sans: Anything cool happened today?

You: More job hunting and Jess came over again yay

You: Jess and I went to the store and got two tubs of ice cream and went to her house to watch some series

You: I'm at her house now btw

Sans: coolio

You: anything happened at yours?

Sans: Yes actually

Sans: Pap, Mtt, undyne, alphys and I went to a camper store and brought 3 campers

Sans: Well actually mtt brought them for us lol

You: Ha nice

Sans: Pap and Mt are gonna sleep in one, Al and undyne in one so I've got mine for me alone :D

You: lucky

Sans: I suppose so

Sans: dunno

Sans: I want a napbuddy too

You: ha foreveralone squad unite

Sans: *unites*

You: lolol

You: Oh btw Jess wanted to talk to you?

Sans: okki pass the laptop then

You: Heyo Sansyboy

You: its Jess

Sans: Heya

Sans: also

Sans: sansyboy?

You: yes

Sans: well I should call you skeleton girl with fleshy armor then

You: whatever

You: BY THE WAY

You: are you two dating or not

You: like

You: I'm so confused

Sans: nope we aren't

You: well I ship Alesans

You: or Sansex

You: omg sansex that's great

You: sansex it is

Sans: pls

You: HAHA ALEX IS LAUGHING AT THE SHIPNAME

Sans: HAHAh

You: But ARE you Together OR NOT

Sans: WE ARENT

Sans: WE ARE FRIENDS

Sans: F R I E N D S

You: HA HA HA

You: YES SURE

You: TELL YOURSELF THAT

Sans: I am

You: GOOD

You: I ship you two so much tho

You: like shit

Sans: what if you are alex and there is no jess

You: oh shit you got me

You: joking I'm jess

Sans: OKay then

You: Wow so I had this thought

Sans: oh god

You: Like, when you die, your brain will work for 7 minutes after your death. So maybe we are all just reliving memories

Sans: that's depressing

You: ha

You: well I give you alex again

You: BYE

Sans: BYE

You: THE FLESH GIRL HAS RETURNED

Sans: HELLO THERE

You: by the way

You: whats your favorite color

Sans: dunno

Sans: cyan I think?

Sans: yours?

You: Uh

You: uhhhhhhhhhh

You: Green?

Sans: nice nice

Sans: why did  you ask though

You: well

You: I know very little about you actually

You: like I know your friends and stuff

You: okay wait I know things about you

You: ha false alarm

Sans: We can do like a ten questions thing?

You: sure

You: I'll start

You: What is your best childhood memory?

Sans: uh.. well that will be when Pap and I went to waterfall and we went swimming. We had a huge snowball fight after and it was fun

You: nice

Sans: OKAY

Sans: What's your most embarrassing moment in life

You: well my whole life is one big embarrassment

You: but

You: uh

Sans: lol

You: I THINK WHEN I WAS AT PROM AND I spilled punch over myself and everyone could see my underwear

Sans: HAHA

You: IM OVER IT IM OVER IT

Sans: keep telling  yourself that

You: tch keep telling yourself that you don't love me

Sans: I will

You: Do you care about your appearance?

Sans: Well I did a while back, to get accepted into society. Turns out no monster got accepted, so I didn't really care and went back to my usual attire

You: deep

Sans: Do you heave freckles?

You: only in summer

Sans: nice

You: What's your favorite food?

Sans: I guess a hotdog? (if ketchup is food it's ketchup)

You: u can have my hot dog ;)))))))))))))))))0000

Sans: what do you call Alex when she's a dog

Sans: a hot dog haha okay on with the questions

Sans: Would you ever pose naked for a magazine?

You: uh

You: no

You: Are you afraid of heights?

Sans: nope

You: cool cool

You: then you aren't afraid of my penis

Sans: since when did girls have a penis

You: not

Sans: ok

Sans: Do you have any pets?

You: I had a cat but he died a while ago

Sans: cri

You: Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?

Sans: dunno I like em both

Sans: Do you dye your hair?

You: Nope. I did once in high school though.

Sans: What color?

You: Like snow white. It looked coolio

Sans: Nice

You: Favorite TV show?

Sans: uh

Sans: Probably Stranger things at the moment

Sans: WOW THE LAST QUESTION

Sans: OKAY

Sans: Name one thing most people probably don't know about you

You: (that's not a question try again)

Sans: Can you name one thing most people probably don't know about you, and why?

Sans: :)

You: Well

You: uh

You: I sometimes talk to myself when I'm all alone?

You: wow that sounds creepy

Sans: lolol

Sans: like you're the narrator of your own life

You: deep but yes

You: lolol

You: JESS FELL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN

Sans: You go sleep too

Sans: its 5 am at yours aklsjdk

You: okay dad jeez

Sans: Calm down

You: ITS NOT A PHASE I CAN NOT CALM DOWN

Sans: same same

You: WELL BYE

Sans: SAME TIME TOMORROW?

You: YES

Sans: OKAY BYE