Sansyboy69: HEIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: *cringe*

Sansyboy69: OH WHAT

You: Sansyboy69

Sansyboy69: oh yes right hold on

[ Sansyboy69 changed their name to Sans ]

You: YES HELLO 

You: THIS IS WAY BETTER

Sans: ikr

Sans: 15 DAYS THOUGH WHAT

You: also

You: I was thinking about something

Sans: wow wait can you think

You: Yes, because I have brains instead of SOMEONE in this chat

Sans: wow rude

You: jk still love you <3

You: BUT WHAT I WAS THINKING

You: I was like drifting asleep and suddenly I thought of something

Sans: Well alex, what might that magical thing be

You: AND I THOUGHT OF THAT THING AND I WAS AWAKE

You: the thing was

You: like you said you were going to run a restaurant, but THAT MEANS YOU CAN COOK RIGHT

Sans: that was the thing

You: yes

Sans: lame

Sans: but yes I can cook

Sans: pap's helping me out tho

You: spaghetti for everyone?

Sans: basically yes

You: Nice

You: 15 days I cant

Sans: IKR

Sans: like what

Sans: this is the 10th day we talk applause us

You: wow yes

You: it feels like I've known you longer though

Sans: coolio

Sans: Same but i'll explain later????????????????????

You: what

You: HAS IT TO SOMETHING WITH MAGIC

Sans: yes and no

Sans: 15 days  ok

You: okok

You: DAMMIT I WANNA KNOW

Sans: Its complicated

Sans: like really complicated

Sans: but okay

You: okay I can wait

You: or not

You: ANYWAY HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Sans: it was nice

Sans: I sold hot dogs yay

You: what is another word for a cold dog

Sans: ?

You: a pupsicle

Sans: jaskld;fjk

Sans: THAT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS HAHA

Sans: also alphys and undyne might be invading my house again because they know when I chat with u and they wanna talk to you ha

You: oh I don't mind tho

Sans: k cool

Sans: How was your day

You: well I spend my day looking for a job

You: havent found one yet though

Sans: welp

Sans: fun

You: ugh I just want ice cream

Sans: SAME WE ARE  OUT OF ICE CREAM

You: uhghghghghhghghghghhghh

Sans: ha

You: I want entertainment

You: entertain me

Sans: okok

Sans: How did michelle fall off the swing

You: dunno

Sans: she hadn't have any arms

You: ....

Sans: knock knock

You: who's there

Sans: not michelle

You: ........

You: HAHA

Sans: ha

Sans: wait pap wants to talk to you.. that ok?

You: yeah sure

Sans: NYEH HEH HEH HELLO HUMAN BEHIND THE COMPUTER

Sans: IT IS I

Sans: THE GREAT PAPYRUS

You: Heya pap

Sans: HELLO THERE HUMAN FRIEND ALEX

You: hi

You: so how was your day?

Sans: IT WAS GREAT, THANKS FOR ASKING

You: nice

Sans: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG ALEX?

You: meh just had a rough day

You: no biggie

Sans: NYEH YOU DESERVE A HUG

Sans: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING NEARBY YOU CAN HUG

You: nope

You: well a pillow

Sans: HUG THE PILLOW

Sans: AND DRINK SOME TEA

You: thanks pap :)

Sans: NO PROBLEMO :D

Sans: YOU WILL GET A HUG IN 15 DAYS!

You: Yay :D

Sans: I AM GOING TO HELP SANS WITH THE RESTAURANT

You: Yeah I heard that :D Seems fun!

You: I will taste your spaghetti for sure

Sans: NYEH HEH YES

You: I'm going to make tea brb

Sans: OKAY

Sans: WAIT ALEX

Sans: WHAT DOES BRB MEAN

Sans: ALEX????

Sans: FRIEND?

Sans: I ASKED SANS AND HE LAUGHED

Sans: WHAT

Sans: ALEX IM WORRIED

Sans: ??????????

You: PAP CALM

You: BRB MEANS Be Right Back

Sans: OH

Sans: OH I GET WHY SANS WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN I ASKED HIM THAT

You: Haha

You: I WANT IT TO BE 15 DAYS ALREADY

Sans: ME TOO

You: AAA

You: ksaj;klajsj

Sans: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT

You: Yes ofcourse I am lol

Sans: OH WELL OKAY THEN

Sans: SANS FELL ASLEEP ON ME

Sans: HAHA

You: what

Sans: OH SANS WAS WATCHING US TYPE MESSAGES TO EACH OTHER

You: fun

Sans: AND NoW HE IS ASLEEP

Sans: THAT LAZYBONES

You: Yeah.. he's such a numbskull ;))))))

Sans: NYAAAAAAAGGGHH

Sans: I SEE WHAT SANS LIKES ABOUT YOU NOW

You: what

Sans: ?

You: nah just leave it np

Sans: WELL OKAY

Sans: I'LL GET TO THE CHOUCH AND LAY SANS IN HIS BED

Sans: BRB

Sans: (be right back)

You: okki

Sans: HERE I AM AGAIN

Sans: METTATON IS HERE AS WELL

You: Oh hi mt :D

You: Didn't know you were there actually

Sans: OH METTATON ASKED IF HE COULD TYPE

Sans: BUT OF COURSE METTATON

Sans: I WILL BE READING SO DONT HESITATE TO SPEAK TO ME OKAY ALEX

You: OKi

Sans: Hello Darling

You: Hi

You: How are you :d

Sans: Oh I'm fine ;)

Sans: How about you?

Sans: Wait I see pick up lines

Sans: AND HEARTS

Sans: ALEX

You: SHH

Sans: ARE YOU SANS' GIRLFRIEND?

You: NO

Sans: YES YOU ARE!

You: last time I checked I wasn't

Sans: hmm

Sans: Well sans seems to talk a lot about you though

You: oh what

You: what did he say bout me?

Sans: Oh only the good stuff ;)

You: well then

You: lol I have this friend and she would be out of her mind if she knew I was chatting with you

Sans: You aren't though?

Sans: Because

Sans: Everyone goes out of their minds for me ;))

You: a little

Sans: THATS ENOUGH FOR NOW THEN

Sans: let me ask you

Sans: Would you smooch a ghost? ;))

You: what

You: uh

You: depends

Sans: GOOD ENOUGH

Sans: Listen darling, Papy and I have to go. We have a dinner date planned

You: oh okki

You: np

Sans: NYEH IM HERE AGAIN

You: Can you say to sans something from me?

Sans: OF COURSE

You: Okay can you say

You: Tomorrow same time

Sans: OF COURSE

Sans: I WILL WRITE IT DOWN ON A NOTE PAD AND STICK IT ON HIS LAPTOP

You: Sure that's smart

You: :D

You: Have fun on your date :)

Sans: THANK YOU

You: Bye!

Sans: BYE FRIEND