WOW! I'M NOT DEAD. That's surprising. I actually forgot about this story for WAAAAY too long. And I seriously hope I don't die again. That'd be unhealthy. As of now, the next chapter, Utter Failure, is being worked on. Also, while I was in my coffin, a whole lot more people showed up..! That's crazy (at least it is for me)! Regarding the story, I'm going to be fixing grammar mistakes and stuff slowly but surely. Also, because I think the When Life Gives You Lemons chapter is kinda bad, I may remake it in the future as a way of saying sorry for being gone so long. I do know that you dirty sinners like that chapter after all, since it has 415 views. The only other chapter to get over 400 views was the epilogue..! Anyway, I just wanted to make this to let you know that I'm still breathing. Thank you all for reading this.