Jake and I were currently watching Fifty Shades of Grey and it was getting weird and uncomfortable at every heated scene.

I had already fed Bella and surprisingly Jake put her to sleep. Yeah, he did. He actually knew how to hold a baby.

Who am I kidding? I had to call him a chicken and threaten to tell everyone that he was scared of a baby before he took her.

I was just waiting for Damon's text so that I could go get him and bring him here. Which reminds me why was Jake not in school?

"Jake?" I asked.
"Mhmm." He hummed in response. What a lazy pig! "Why were you not in school?" I asked.

He sat up and scratched his neck and looked away from me.
"Oh, I was buying something for my mom." I nodded and focused on the movie.

"I know you're lying but I'll pretend to believe you. You tell me when you feel ready." I said.

It wasn't enough. Why did he always lie while I was literally forced to tell the truth?. I decided to drop it and forget.

It was all fine until a devious plan came into my head and I smiled slyly.

I got up and went to the kitchen. I took out the ice cube rack from the surprisingly well stocked fridge.

I wonder who went grocery shopping? I put a Mentos in each spot and filled it with water.

I placed it back in the freezer and smiled as I imagined what wold happen. I'm sure you don't understand me so I'm going to have to simplify this for you.

Mentos +Coke+Jake = Explosion.

At least even if I suck at Math, I will get this equation right. Its not even possible to get it wrong.

But I do hate math. I mean
M.A.T.H.

It stands for
Mental Abuse To Humans. Of course I suck at it. Its just a way for teachers to torture us by abusing us mentally and calling it education.

I went back and lay on the couch with my head on Jake's lap and my feet on the couch. I fought the urge to sigh in pleasure as he ran his fingers through my hair.

"What were you doing in the kitchen?" Jake asked. I bit my lip to prevent my self from smiling slyly.

"Oh, I went to get a glass of water." I said.

Please believe me!! Please believe me! I curse you to believe me!!

And he did believe me. Yay, this is the first time I have been able to lie to Jake. As soon as the credits rolled I got up.

"I'm gonna go get a coke. Do you want some?" I asked innocently.
Please say yes! Yes!Y-E-S!!!

He nodded lazily and began flicking through the channels. "Hey, Tara?" Jake called out. I froze in the kitchen.

I had taken out the now frozen Mentos ice cubes. "Yeah!" I called out. U hope he can't see me from here. Has he caught me?

"Elsa and Snow White, who's hotter?" He asked. I face palmed and fought the urge to strangle him for almost giving me a heart attack.

All that worry and he's asking such a stupid question. I can't believe him. Then again it's Jake so, yeah, I guess he would do something like this.

I wonder what goes on in that dumb head of his? I shuddered at the thought. I placed the cubes in his glass and threw the rest away.

I mean, what if I forgot and used them later? I returned and gave Jake his coke. He just took it without saying thank you.

What an unmannered pig! Then again all pigs are unmannered. "I think Elsa's hotter." I answered his question.

I mean, if you've seen the princess rap battle video between the both of them, then you'll know who's better.

I mean Snow White's a princess and Elsa's a queen. Why am I even thinking about this? Stupid Jake!! I sat away from Jake and saw him sip his coke.

Then it began frothing. I turned just in time to see the glass explode and the coke pour all over him.

After that I couldn't even utter a word. I dropped my glass on the table and began cackling like a hyena on crack. The look on his face was priceless.

My lungs squeezed as I wiped away tears. After rolling on the couch, I sat up and stared at him. He was so angry I could see imaginary steam coming from his ears.

But with the coke all over him, it was so funny I couldn't help but laugh all over again.

He opened his mouth to sat something after I had calmed down but was interrupted by my phone playing Bang Bang by Jessie J.

I love that song. I didn't even bother checking who was calling. "Hey Damon. How was school?"

"Hey, mom. It was boring. Can you come for me now? I miss Bella. I'm right at the gate." He said.

"Okay, I'll be there in a minute." I replied and hung up. "Why are you going to bring him here?" Jake asked.

"Well he's gonna help me shop for stuff for Bella and keep me company. Why do you ask?" I asked him.

He looked like he was about to say something but he stopped and shook his head.

"You go get him. I'll watch Bella.* he said. He looked hurt but why?

U nodded and walked out of the house. I checked around to see if there were any people walking around. No one.

I closed my eyes and teleported to the place I had come to hate. There was Damon. He was sitting on one of the stairs and tapping furiously on his phone.

As I walked to him, people gave me looks and stared like I was a freak. Well I am a freak. Nothing about my existence is normal or will ever be.

"What are you doing?" I asked. Startled he jumped up and cursed. "I was playing Temple Run. Thanks to you, I'm dead." He complained and began throwing colourful words at me.

I ignored him and hugged him. Before he could wrap his arms around me I had teleported to the now clean living room of my house.

"Wow I'm impressed.* Damon said. "So the house impressed you and not me?" I asked as I pouted.

He pitched my cheeks and I giggled. "You impressed me, shortcake." He said. His red eyes were twinkling.

I heard a group before Damon was ripped from me. In the next moment he was on the floor with his lower lip bleeding.

"I told you, stop touching my mate!" Jake growled. Why was he acting like he wanted to be my mate? After all he said he didn't do love.

And why does it still hurt? Why does it hurt in the first place? What is happening to me??

Be fore I could go and help Damon up, he was off the floor and landed his first punch on Jake's face.

I heard the nasty crunch of bones before Hus nose began to bleed. The smell of his blood increased my hunger. I was hungry.

Then they began fighting like animals. They kept breaking stuff and getting blood everywhere. What could I do?

Try stopping them and getting hurt? No thank you. I grabbed the bowl of popcorn that Jake had been snacking in, sat on the couch and watched the fight and destroy my house.

I made a mental note not to put the both of them in one house together.

Why? I hate maths but I can write this in a very simple equation.

Simply because

Jake+Damon= Explosion.

This is why I hate maths. See, my first equation was wrong. Tue subject just doesn't like me and the feeling's mutual.

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Just in case you didn't know there actually is such a thing as princess rap battle.

I found out from my twin sis Edwina.

Any way I wanted to write three chapters but I was to lazy so I only wrote two.

What do you think will happen in the next chapter. Why is Jake getting so possessive?

I thought he didn't want Tara? He's so confusing and bipolar.

The next chapter is titled "He can shop!!!"

Hmmm, what's gonna happen next.

Please vote, share, read and comment.

Until the next chapter...

-Daist