KYLE'S POV

"Sup?" I asked, answering the incoming call.

"Kyle! You were supposed to call me back!" A shrill voice wailed on the other end. I cringed and pulled the phone away from my ear, looking at the screen. It said unknown number.

I groaned in irritation. I have my rules and they know it. I didn't do relationships ; strictly one night-stands. No strings attached.
I made sure to explain them that carefully beforehand and they stupidly nod yet cling to me for relationships the next morning. How hard is that to understand? Thirsty bitches.

I wasn't paying attention where I was heading because of this sick chick and I didn't realize the boys had stopped dead in their tracks and piled up in front of me. Consequently, my face abruptly hit the back Luke head.

"What the fuck man?" I groaned, taking a step back and clutching my nose.

"Umm... Kyle" Jake burbled, his eyes widening to the size of saucers.

"This is bad"

"Very very bad" Jake added, shaking his head.

I shoved them aside in curiousity, clearing the view "What the hell are you guys talking ab-"

Then I stopped.

"Kyle? Are you even listening to me?" The girl I was talking to was rambling about some shit I wasn't even paying attention to.

"Ky-" The line went dead when my phone slipped out of my grip and dropped on the ground.

I looked up at the bright sky and closed my eyes shut tightly, trying to calm down my nerves. It wasn't working. The least.

My car looked like pink pather threw up all over it. One of the headlights was broken with the shattered pieces scattered on the ground and the side mirror was dangling off the car. There was a hideous dent of the front passenger door and an extensive huge scratch on hood, peeling the black paint off.

I crouched down beside it, stroking the once smooth surface which was now all rough and uneven. Anger was boiling in my system making my chest tighten into a knot like a cramp and a quiet rage built inside. This car held so much significance for me. It was my baby. Whoever did this was going to pay.

Hit and run, I thought, gritting my teeth. I thought somebody might have crashed into my car and fleed the scene.

That was until...

"Kyle, I think you should have a look at this" Luke called out.

I rounded the car and walked in front of it and that's when my eyes landed on the big letters plastered on my windshield which read -

The Jerk store called, they're running out of manwhores.

Below it was a pink note stuck between the wipers.

I ripped it off and studied it. There was nothing else on it except of a lipstick mark in the form of a kiss and a signature at the bottom left of the note with the initials C.A .

My fists angrily crumbled the paper into a ball. Just when I was about to toss it away, Luke snatched it out of my hands.

He looked confused for a moment as he stared at the paper, rotating it in every single direction whilst trying to make sense out of it. Then his face lit up as if his thinking bulb switched on. "Dude" he began slowly, his eyes widening in realization "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I think I am" Jake piped in.

"What the hell are you guys talking about?" My brain was buffering. I couldn't make sense out of anything. I could only see red out of anger.

"I think Nicki Minaj personally gave your car a makeover" Jake suggested.

Luke and I looked at him in uttter disbelief "Shut up Jake" we groaned simultaneously.

"There's a C. A initials on it-"

"Yeah what about it?" Jake interrupted him. Again.

I pinched the bridge of my nose in exasperation "Could you shut your damn cakehole for a minute and let him talk!"

Luke ignored him amd continued "It can only mean one thing"

"Coward Assholes?" I suggested. It did fit whoever did this; Didn't have the guts to face me and beated a hasty retreat instead.

Luke shook his head in disbelief "Charlie's Angels" he corrected.

"You mean as the ones in the movie?"

"Only that they're far worse than this"

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"So you're telling me that a bunch of girls vandalised my car and they kick the asses of guys? "

There was a short pause before Luke answered "Yes"

My eyes made contact with Jake who was trying hard not to laugh yet a snigger escaped his mouth. That was it, I don't know why I found myself laughing so hard, but all of the sudden, I couldn't stop. My breath came in quick gasps between my unstopable giggles. Tears gathered in the corners of my eyes, threatening to spill over.

"This...has..to.. be" I paused to catch my breath "the most absurd thing I ever heard" I said in between breaths.

"Next thing you'll tell me is that cars fly now" Jake chuckled.

Luke sighed "Actually this has happened"

If that was even possible, we burst out laughing even louder.

The look on Luke face made me laugh harder. He looked beyond pissed whilst Jake and I were laughing our asses off.

"You guys have been living under a rock all your pitiful lives. Don't you watch the news? Charlie's Angels are all over it" he snarled in irritation.

"There" he said, tossing a newspaper at our face "Read the headlines, You imbeciles"

All the blood on my face drained when my eyes landed on the bold headlines

THE INFAMOUS CHARLIE'S ANGELS CAUGHT ON TAPE DURING THE HOURS OF DARKNESS.

Now it was Luke's turn to laugh at our surprised-struck faces. Yeah Karma's a bitch.

"So its real? They kick the asses of guys. Literally?" Jake asked baffled, still not believing his eyes.

"Not any guys" Luke corrected "Cheaters"

"Woah those are dolls with balls" Jake piped in.

"That's ridiculous. How can I cheat on someone if I don't do relationships?"

"Well you slept with almost everything that has boobs at school" Jake pointed out earning a glare.

"But Why would they do that?" It didn't make any sense as to why some rebels would randomly commit vandalism for no reason at all.

Luke shrugged "Nobody knows who they are or why they do that for. All we know is that they play games with guys who play girls"

My lips tugged into a smirk "Then its high time to out-trick them in their own little game"

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