This was an idea me and my friend came up with lol, this is gonna be fun to write!!!!

This takes place about a month or two after the battle with the angels.

#IHATEVALENTINO

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Husk watched as the wet cloth he had slid easily across the counter. He dropped it into the bucket next to him, as he was about to head off and put it away for the night, he heard a familiar thump, groan, and "hit me with a strong one."

He put the bucket down and grabbed a couple bottles of alcohol, poured them into a glass, and passed it to the exhausted spider across from him.

Angel Dust downed the drink in a matter of seconds.

"Thanks . . ." he muttered.

"It's just my job." Husk shrugged.

After putting the cleaning supplies away, he sat down at the counter while Angel downed another glass with a sigh.

"How was the shoot?" Husk asked, and his friend groaned. "That bad eh?" 

"Mmmmmhhmm." Came Angel's mutter.

"Ugh, that creep really should be taught a lesson-"

"Hey, hey, hey," Angel interrupted, putting his hands up, "it's okay, it's . . . I'm fine."

Husk raised a disbelieving brow at that.

Angel sighed. "Welp, I'm off to bed, see yah tomorrow."

"See yah." Husk muttered.

He hated that he cared so much, cared so much about some porn star who seriously needed therapy.

But he did, and he wanted nothing more then to beat the shit out of Valentino.

Charlie walked into the room with a yawn, then saw Husk, feeling a twinge of sympathy at his glum face.

"Husk, are you okay?" She asked.

"Huh?" The winged cat looked up at the princess' voice. "Oh, uh . . . I'm fine."

". . . I'm fine." Angel's sad voice rang in his ears, and he squeezed his trousers, trying not to show how upset he really was.

"Come on Husk, you're clearly upset, what's wrong?" Charlie put a hand on his arm, and he sighed.

She wasn't going to leave until he spilled. And she'd know if he tried to lie.

"It's Angel," he said through gritted teeth, "he's in a really shitty situation with his boss and I just . . . I wanna help, but I'm not sure how."

"Valentino?" Charlie asked. "What happened?"

"It's not my place to tell-"

"Husk." Charlie hissed. "What did he do to Angel?"

"He's been sexually assulting him." Husk blurted, then shut his mouth immediately. Shit . . .

"WHAT?" Charlie spat, he could see the firey anger in her eyes as the horns of her demon form sprouted from her scalp.

"Charlie-"

"VAGGIE, DAD, GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!"

Vaggie was down in seconds. "What happened? Is it an attack?!"

Lucifer appeared right behind her, he'd been staying at the hotel so he could spend more time with his daughter. The first night of is stay, everyone laughed their asses off at his duck pajamas, but right then, nothing-not even Lucifer's ridiculous fashion sense-was funny.

"Charlie what's-ohhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." Lucifer's eyes widened at his daughter's state. "What happened?"

"Dad, you know Valentino, right?" Charlie's eye twitched as she said his name, as if she was swallowing poison.

"Uhhh Angel's boss? Yeah, he's a bitch." Lucifer said.

"No shit." Charlie uttered. "He's gotta die."

"Okay Charlie you don't have to-" Husk was cut off by Vaggie.

"Damn he must have fucked up bad if Charlie of all people wants him dead." Vaggie's eyes were wide. "What'd he do?"

"Oh," Charlie chuckled in a way that sent chills down all their spines. "Lets just say he did . . . things to Angel. I say we stab him multiple times, then, right before he dies, WE THROW HIM IN THE BIGGEST FUCKING FIRE WE CAN LIGHT!"

Silence.

"Okay Charlie, breathe, deep breaths, calm down." Lucifer said, putting his hands on his daughter's shoulders. "I get it, but just how exactly are we going to kill Valentino?"

"I JUST SAID HOW-"

"No hun, I mean how are we going to find him?" 

"Easy, we just 'go with' Angel to one of his shoots, corner him, AND CUT OUT HIS GUTS."

"Okay now you just sound like Nifty." Vaggie scratched the back of her head, then paused. "Wait . . . Charlie, how do you even know this is happening?" She asked, and Lucifer's brows furrowed.

"Hey yeah, how do you know?" He looked up at her.

"Um, Husk told me." Charlie said.

Three sets of eyes were now glued to him.

He sighed, before telling them about how Angel had vented to him about what had been happening.

"I really don't think I should be telling you guys any of this." Husk sighed. "It's Angel's business, not mine."

"Oh no no no," Charlie said, "it's good that we know this, 'cause now I can go and END HIS ENTIRE EXISTENSE."

"Okay Charlie, but shouldn't we tell Angel about this?" Vaggie suggested.

"OOH! Good idea!" Charlie grinned. "I'll go tell him!"

"Wait!" Husk said. "I should tell him. Ugh he's gonna be pissed."

"You don't have to-" Charlie started.

"No, just stay down here." He said, and made his way up the steps.

He knocked on Angel's door and prepared himself for the fury the spider was going to soon unleash on him.

The door opened as Angel poked his tired head out.

"What'd you want?" He muttered sleepily, and Husk took a moment to take in his friend's stature.

Angel was dressed in a simple pajama shirt that slumped off of one shoulder, it was a long one that just barely reached the middle of his thighs, where a pair of shorts were.

"Okay so you're gonna be really pissed with me," Husk warned him, he'd figured he'd might as well be prepared.

"Oh God, what'd you do?" Angel rose a brow.

"I told Charlie about what Valentino did-"

"WHAT?" Angel snapped. "WHY?"

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" Husk yelled.

"Urghhhhhhhh Huskkkkkkk, now she's probably gonna try and change him and-"

"Actually she wants him dead." Husk interrupted.

"Wait seriously?" Angel asked. 

"Yes."

"Are we sure we're still talking about Charlie-"

"Do you wanna go down and see?" Husk motioned to the stairs. "She's ready to burn the guy, she herself said so."

Angel, now curious, stepped down the stairs and soon saw his friend pacing.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOH, WE SHOULD TAKE PICTURES AND HANG 'EM UP! OH OR-ANGEL!" She ran up and hugged him. "Don't worry I'mma take care of this bitch!"

"Charlie," Angel said, "you really don't have to do this-"

"FUCK YEAH I DO!" The princess exploded. "He's fuckin' weirddddd, ugh the way he'd licked my arm and tried to get me to work for him blegh!"

"Wait," Lucifer said, his eyes narrowing. "He did what?"

"He tried to get me to work for him," Charlie shivered unpleasantly. "It was gross."

"Oh he is dead." Lucifer hissed.

"Alright I'm on board with this plan." Vaggie agreed.

"LETS GO NOW-"

"Wait." Angel said, and all three of them halted. 

"What?" Lucifer asked, raising a brow at him. "Don't you want him gone?"

"Did you tell the rest of them too?" Angel side-eyed Husk in annoyance.

"Yeah." Husk admitted.

"Fan-fuckin'-tastic." Angel uttered. "Anyways, we're not going now. I want sleep." He turned around and headed upstairs, with a quick glance at Husk and "oh, and by the way, I ain't done with yah."

Husk groaned.

Lucifer and Charlie didn't look pleased as Vaggie lead Charlie up the stairs, he heard a groan of annoyance come from his friend, while Lucifer grumbled and followed them.

Husk yawned and walked slowly behind them and to his room in the now much bigger hotel and fell asleep soon after he laid down.

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The next morning Husk was woken up to Charlie shaking him aggressively.

"ACK WHAT THE FUCK-" he exclaimed.

"COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN," Charlie said. "We've gotta goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Oh, right." Husk said tiredly. "Alright, gimmie a sec."

Charlie bounced out of the room and shut the door, and he faintly heard chatter coming from the hall. And was that Alastor?-Of course it was.

When he was done he opened his door-yep, there was Alastor with the creepy smile-and followed as Charlie chatted about countless ways to end the guy they all wanted dead.

"I like the stabby firey one." Lucifer said. "Sounds fun. And gory, very gory."

"I actually agree." Alastor cut in, and for a moment the king looked as if he was about to give a snarky response, but instead blink as he processed what the radio demon had said.

"Wait, really?" Lucifer asked.

"Why yes, Your Majesty." Alastor grinned-well, he did that a lot already. "You've finally said something smart for once."

Lucifer frowned.

"Gee I actually thought you were being genuine for a sec." He muttered.

"Well what goes around comes around."

"Pfft, like you weren't a bitch to me since the second we met."

"You little fu-"

"UGH!" Charlie exclaimed. "Will you two shut up?"

She let them walk ahead and trodded next to Husk with a frustrated sigh.

"It must be annoying to watch them argue all the time." Husk said.

"Sometimes I think that they might just do it for show, that maybe they get along when they're alone. Once I actually overheard them bonding a little over their hate for TV, but then they just started arguing again. Sometimes I just wanna shove their heads together and make them admit how they feel. It is stressful."

Charlie sighed, and Husk felt a stab of agreement. Then he processed that last thing she'd said.

"Wait, what feelings?"

"You haven't noticed?" Charlie asked. "They've obviously got a thing for each other, but dear God they won't admit it. It's so frustrating."

"Since when do they like each other?" Husk questioned.

"Oh I picked up on it a few weeks ago, honestly if you leave out the arguing it's actually pretty cute." Charlie laughed.

"Huh." Husk said.

"Besides, you're one to talk." She smirked at him, and suddenly his heart was going at a million miles an hour.

"What are you talking about?"

"Ohhhh nooooooooothingggggg . . ." Charlie grinned. "Just you and a certain spider we know."

"ANGEL DUST?!" Husk exclaimed.

"What? Why yah talkin' about me?" Angel slowed to match their pace and Husk cursed to himself internally.

"Oh we're just wondering what part you wanna play in this little . . . extermination." Charlie said.

"Well I definitely wanna be the one to stab him." Angel grinned. "How do you think we should kill him?"

"I'm thinking you get yourself in trouble, we'll wait in your dressing room, and then right before he tries anything we come out and get him!" Charlie grinned, her horns gleamed blood red in the early morning light. "And then we knock him out, take 'im back here, wait 'til he wakes up; AND THEN WE SICK A KNIFE IN HIS CHEST TEN TIMES AND RIGHT BEFORE HE DIES WE THROW HIM IN A FIRE! I got up extra early to get some gasoline!"

"That's a very . . . gory, plan." Angel said, then grinned. "I love it."

"I knew yah would!" Charlie beamed.

"Can I be the second to stab?" Lucifer asked, overhearing the conversation.

"Na-ah, I'll be the second to do the stabbing." Alastor argued.

"No way in hell you fuckhead!" Lucifer hissed.

"Oh I will you little-" Alastor started.

"ENOUGH WITH THE ARGUING!" Charlie screeched. "JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY YOU IDIOTS!"

For the first time in probably all his life, Husk saw Alastor's smile drop to a gaping O, while Lucifer's face was painted in golden-yellow as his formally angry eyebrows shot upward with his eyes.

"Well?" Charlie said expectantly.

Lucifer laughed, it sounded extremely forced to Husk, but he decided to just watch what would happen.

"Charlieeeeee," Lucifer said through gritted teeth. "That is THE MOST hilarious thing I've ever heard! Me, kissing Alastor, HAHA, so funny!

"Do I look like I'm joking?" Charlie asked.

"HAHAHA!" Lucifer exclaimed, grabbing her arm and bringing her away from them. "I have a comedian for daughter!"

Husk and Angel rose a brow in perfect unison as Alastor regained his signature grin and gave them a "you didn't see anything" face.

"Damn I am so fucking glad I wasn't the only one who noticed." Angel laughed.

"Seriously?" Hask said. "Am I going blind or something?"

"HA!" Angel laughed. "You didn't see it?"

"Nope."

"Damn maybe you are blind."

"Fuck you."

"Sure, my bedroom or yours?"

"You little-"

"GUYS!"

"Coming!"

They went off to Angel's workplace and Angel led them to his dressing room where they all found hiding spots, Husk noticed that Charlie had hidden behind a couch, where Lucifer and Alastor both followed.

"Come on guys," Charlie whined quietly. "Just stop arguing for five minutes?"

Alastor grumbled but Lucifer gave Charlie an apologeting hug.

It was actually really sweet.

Time seemed to pass slower then normal, Husk kept glancing at his phone only to see that it was still the same time as it had been seemingly a half hour ago.

But then, around eleven forty-five, Valentino barged into the room gripping Angel's wrist.

"YOU LITTLE FUCK," Valentino hissed, then, like a switch being flipped, rose a confused brow at the people who surrounded him.

Charlie had a "I'm about to kill you" grin on, which was matched by Lucifer as both their eyes turned a bloody red and horns sprouted from their heads. And Alastor just looked entertained.

Husk snuck behind him and smashed Val's head into a wall, knocking him out.

"Well that was easier then I'd thought it would be." Charlie said.

"Dammit I was hoping he'd struggle!" Lucifer whined.

"Why?" Husk asked.

"So I could beat the everlasting fuck out of him." Lucifer answered.

"Fair." Husk said.

"Understandable." Came Charlie.

Niffty just laughed phycoticoly and tried to stab him with a knife. But then Angel stopped her.

"Not yet kid, we've gotta take him back to the hotel and wait until he wakes up. Then you can do all the stabbing you want." He told her.

"Okie dokie!" She said with a grin.

They put a gag on him so that nobody would hear if he woke up on the way, and they snuck him back to the hotel.

Not that anybody would really care though, this was Hell after all, but better safe then sorry.

When they got back they bound his hands and feet, then put him in a corner until he woke up.

~~~

"WERE THE FUCK AM I?" Valentino yelped, and Husk jumped at the muffled scream.

Ha, he's terrified!

Husk couldn't help but grin at that.

"Oh, why haven't I told you that I've been working at this hotel to fix some shit up?" Angel asked. "Oh wait, you probably weren't listening."

Valentino looked around, saw Lucifer with a "oh I cannot wait to kill you" face on, which was matched by Husk and Angel Dust, and then screeched hilariously at Charlie lighting a fire.

"Oh don't worry," Charlie smirked, "you're not going in there . . . yet."

Angel put out a hand. "Niffty, could I borrow that beautiful knife you have?"

Valentino's eyes went wide fear as he realized what Angel was about to do to him.

The knife pearced the moth's abdomen easily, and the scream that followed was almost too satisfying for Husk to handel.

Angel stabbed him again, and Lucifer's grin widened.

"My turn?" He begged.

"No it's my turn." Alastor hissed.

"Nah-ah you fuckhead-" Lucifer snapped.

"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Charlie exclaimed. "THAT'S IT!"

She marched over, grabbed both men by the hair, and shoved their heads together.

Both their eyes went comically wide and their eyebrows shot upward.

They pulled apart almost immediately and Alastor's hands flew to his mouth, his face was written in utter shock and Lucifer just stared at the ground, his face covered in a golden blush.

"Finally," Charlie breathed, "silence. Oh this is nice. Now where were we? I'll stab next."

She took the knife from Angel and thrusted it into Val's ribcage, he screamed again, tears streaming down his face as he rapidly lost blood.

Charlie passed the knife to Niffty, who stabbed him right in the crotch.

Ooh that scream was delightful.

"Nice spot," Angel said to Niffty, who grinned and stabbed again in the same spot.

Husk stabbed next, he went for the shoulder.

Then Lucifer finally did it, and Alastor soon followed.

Then Niffty went again and they all picked him up.

"Never should've fucked with my friend bitch." Charlie hissed in his ear, and with a satisfying cry of anguish from Val, they threw Valentino in the fire.

The smell of the burning body was the downside of it all. Man that stank.

"Hey, thanks for that you guys." Angel said.

"Of course Ang-OH MY GOD YOUR EYE." Charlie yelped, and Husk realized that the black in Angel's right eye was draining.

"What? What about my eye?" He asked.

"Oh my goodness," Charlie exclaimed as she realized what it meant. "Your soul is free."

Then she brought them all into a group hug, and Husk shot Angel a sloppy grin, and he noticed how Lucifer's face was painted in gold, and Alastor's smile seemed to have slightly more emotion then just his usual cerial killer vibed one as they were pulled into the hug.

I guess Charlie may just have two dads in the future. Husk thought. I wonder what that would be like, Alastor and Lucifer co-parenting?

Husk tried to picture that.

Eh . . . kinda weird to imagine.

But still, he remembered the looks in both their eyes after Charlie had forced them into a kiss, it'd been quite obvious they'd both enjoyed it.

But that was soon forgotten as Angel grinned at him, and Husk'd heart was stabbed with joy as it occurred to him that Angel was now free.

And, with Valentino gone, the Vees were now weakened, which probably made Alastor pretty damn happy.

"Soooooooooo," Lucifer interrupted his thoughts. "Shall we all get some drinks?"

"Oh yessssssssssssssssss!" Charlie smiled, and they all turned to Husk.

"Alright," Husk laughed. "I'll break out the champaign."

"And whiskey please!" Alastor and Lucifer said in unison, then looked at each other in shock.

"Ooh," Charlie said, ignoring her father and Alastor. "And wine!"

"I'll just get it all, tonight we party." Husk shrugged, then glanced at Angel. "I could use some help."

"Alright," Angel rolled his eyes, and, laughing, the two friends walked off together to get as much alcohol as they could carry.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

Hello lovelies, did you enjoy?

What was your favorite part? Mine was Niffty stabbing him, that was fun to write.

Shout out to my friend who helped me come up with this idea! It was so damn fun to make.

Either way, see y'all in the next chapter of whatever book I work on next!

Bi bi

-Vaeh

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