just some thingies because i have a couple minutes in free time during class.

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Mina: I care about everyone equally.

Donnie: We were attacked while you were away.

Mina: Ohmigosh! Is April alright?!

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Leo: I miss Bella.

Donnie: Leo-

Leo: [sighing] Bella used to call me that.

Donnie:

Donnie: Cuz that's your name-

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Amelia: [getting help from the guys on homework] I still don't get it. What did you guys get?

Mikey: I got 2,750

Leo: What? I got 6x-10/3yz

Raph: I got Captain America??

Donnie: [visible pain]

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Raph: Are you two dating?

Mina: No!

April: No!

Donnie: Double negative; It's a yes!

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Bella: [softly whispering] Soft reminder that I'm thankful for you every day.

Leo: LOUD REMINDER THAT I WOULD HANG THE STARS FOR YOU

Bella:

Leo: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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Mikey: How did you know I was going to propose?

Amelia: Raph and Mina haven't been able to look at me without crying for the last month.

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Leo: The sun's melting my chocolate, hate summer.

Bella: [walks in, hair in a bun]

Leo:

Leo: Nevermind-

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Bella: I just want to hear those three words.

Leo: I love you.

Bella: Try again.

Leo: [grumbling] I won't die.

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Amelia: We need to distract these guys.

Mikey: Leave it to me!

Mikey: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Foot Soldiers: [immediately begin arguing]

Amelia: [watching in horror] Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Mina: So, you like cats?

April: Yeah.

Mina: [tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass vase off the table]

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Leo: Come on, I wasn't that drunk!

Donnie: You were flirting with Bella.

Leo: So? She's my girlfriend!

Donnie: You asked if she was single.

Leo:

Donnie: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

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Draxum: While I'm gone [points at Huginn and Muninn] you're in charge.

Huginn and Muninn: Yes!!

Draxum: [whispering] Reina, you're secretly in charge.

Reina: Obviously.

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Reina: Ray, apologize to Draxum this instant.

Ray: Fine.

Ray: "Unscrew you" or whatever.

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Leo: [kicks down the door looking panicked]

Donnie: What did you do?

Leo: Nobody died.

Donnie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

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Bella: Violence isn't the answer!

Reina: You're right.

Reina: Violence is the question, and the answer is yes.

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Reina: Fool me once, I'm going to kill you.

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Mikey: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Donnie: Several traffic violations.

Leo: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Raph: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Mina: Also, that's not our car.

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Raph: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Mikey: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Leo: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Mina: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Donnie: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Donnie: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Raph will and will not eat.

Leo: Grass? Yes!

Mikey: Moss? Yes!

Bella: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Mina: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Leo: Worms? Sometimes!

Mikey: Rocks? Usually nah.

Bella: Twigs? Usually!

Mina: My cooking? Inconclusive!

Amelia: How did you... test this?

Leo: We just handed him stuff and said 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.

Amelia: I... don't know how to feel about this.

April: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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April: It's so frustrating.

Mina: What is?

April: Mikey is dropping super obvious hints that he likes Amelia, but she still doesn't know! She's super oblivious.

Mina: [wearing a "Please Date Me April" shirt] Haha yeah-

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Raph: Guys... Dad just called-

Mina: It was Leo!

Leo: It was Donnie!

Donnie: It was Mikey!

Mikey: It was me!

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Ray: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Ray: With great power comes a great nap. Wake me up later.

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Mina: Preferably with scissors, but a sword would be badass.

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Reina: If karma doesn't hit you, I certainly will.

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Huginn: There's no one like us!

Muninn: We're one of a kind!

Reina: Thank god.

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Mikey: Truth or dare?

Donnie: Truth.

Mikey: How many hours have you slept this week?

Donnie:

Donnie: Dare.

Mikey: I dare you to go to sleep.

Donnie: I don't like this game.

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Ray: Reina and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Draxum: And what did Reina do?

Ray: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-

Reina: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Amelia: Hello, people who don't live here.

Raph: Hey.

Leo: Hi.

Donnie: Hello.

Mikey: Hey!

Amelia: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Mina: We ran out of Doritos.

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[the guys right before Mina and April's wedding]

Raph: Well, I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Leo: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Donnie: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well.

Mikey: I think we all have a wedding to attend!

Splinter: [panicked] I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!

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Mina: [posts a super low-quality image to the group chat]

Leo: if I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have 15 cents

Mina: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Donnie: Actually, I did the math, Leo would have $225, not $0.15.

Leo: fam I'm right here

Mikey: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Mina: while youre there can you buy me an apply juice pls

Mikey: Sorry I only have a dollar

Mina: :(

Donnie: Actually, Leo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Mikey: If I had $22500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Donnie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Raph: ya and they want soda and apply juice

Donnie: Apply juice to what?

April: directly to the forehead

Leo: great chat everyone

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Mina: [texting] im a lesbiab

Mina: lesbiam

Mina: less bien

Leo: it's ok take your time

Mina: girls

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