Just an ordinary day of an average teenager till I bump into the odd couple. I recently had a cold so I had to go see a doctor to check whats up.

"Good afternoon," said the doctor attendant, "How can I help you?"

"Good afternoon to you too," I said to her, " I have a cold which won't go away, I can't even breathe through my nose! Will you help me?"

She smiled a little and said, "Of course I will, here take these descriptions and you should be okay by the second day."

I thanked her as I took the descriptions and paid for them at the receptionist. On my way out, I over heard (eavesdropping) a couple in session with their doctor.

"How far are you miss?" asked the doctor.

I rised my eyebrow in wonder of what he was talking about and decided to stay to find out.
I heard a woman's voice, "Seven months," she said. Now it was obvious that he must have asked her about her pregnancy.

The doctor then asked if the man that accompanied her is the father. The lady answered, "Yes," and got cut off.
I heard a voice, most probably the father's say, "We don't know that for sure, I want a-" the woman cut him off and yelled at him, " Of course you're the father!! I have not been with another man! You f**king bastard! Take responsibility for your child."

The doctor tells them both to calm down and that it wouldn't be good for the baby. They both became calm but for only a few seconds.

"I still want a maternity test!" the man said in a low angry voice. "Who knows how many men she's been with! Urgh why did I get involved with you," he added.

"Wow (u_u) What a douge bag," I quietly said. The doctor told him he would have his maternity after the baby is born. He asked them what would be written on the child's birth certificate as the father for the time being- the woman said his name as the babydaddy. I chuckled to this response.

"Hey you!" I heard a loud angry macho voice from behind coming towards me. "Don't you dare move," he/she shouted.

"Oh Shit! Got to run," I thought as the doctor was also opening the door.
I sprinted out the clinic, ain't no body got time for this. "Astalavista!" I shouted as soon as I dodged the fat security man and made it to the streets.

This was fun to write, hope you had fun reading it too!