"jesus fuck, you scared me!"
"idk man sounds like a skill issue"

if you're going to be borderline enslaved, might as well look hot while doing it

I believe he does in fact have wool

so true bestie

can't relate my family still does asleepmas 😔😔

yeah I don't see why not like it's for the girls and the gays and Coleman that's it

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what if we kissed at the boba shop next to the parking lot built over the bunker where hitler killed himself

this will haunt my nightmares forevermore

it would absolutely VAPORIZE them

he's a real one fr

go on take your clothes off-