Nate - Nate
Bee - guess who
Harley - moi
Asteri - Aster
Sappho - Saph
Achilles - Ekko
Juno, Acadia, Mars and Altar - irl friends
Circe - dear cherantina I need to get bitches
Leafie - walmart eda clawthorne with dead parents
Skyzee - walmart lilith clawthorne also with dead parents

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Bee : Nate! for the love of the gods, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Nate : *blasting the mii theme at full volume* that sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem

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Sappho : Acadia, can you help me? all of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason

Acadia, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size : spooky

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Achilles : what the fuck

Achilles : ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship

Achilles : who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy

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Mars, explaining why they are not allowed to cook : I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Leafie : my life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look

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Harley : what's up? I'm back

Circe : I literally saw you die. you died. you were dead.

Harley : death is a social construct

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Harley : what's the signal when something goes wrong?

Nate : we scream 'oh shit' at the top of our lungs

Harley : that'll work

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Altar : I'm doing my best

Asteri : you're not doing anything

Altar : yes, that's what I'm best at

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Achilles : this is horrible! this is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Sappho : oh? even more humiliating than-

Achilles : we are not doing this!

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Sappho : assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead

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Acadia : I am 39 cheetos tall

Juno : why are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Acadia : because we're out of doritos

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Harley, Nate and Asteri : *screaming*

Bee : *runs into the room* what's wrong, Asteri?!

Harley : wait, why are you asking Asteri that when Nate and I are also here?

Bee : because Asteri wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. you two scream whenever you have the chance

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Nate, very tired : can I sleep in your bed?

Harley, half asleep : Natesie, this is a queen-sized bed. that means it's for *gestures vaguely to herself* the queen

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Bee : you believe me?

Altar : Bee, you're the last good person in this realm. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning

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Harley : Skyzee likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both

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