Autor's note: art above drawn by the magnificent person who helped out with this short story, and also owner of MC Annelie, who inspired me to write this in the first place.

. . .

It was a calm day in the realms of the demons, also known as Devildom. The new humans already managed to settle themselves down, and got pretty well along with the brothers. There was Tara, redhead boy with sharp tongue and idiotic behavior, and Annelie, brunette girl with a pretty face but down for any mischief. These two surely were handful for Lucifer and his six brothers. While Tara was being looked after by the avatar of greed, Mammon, Annelie had Beelzebub as her guardian. None of the two brothers did a good job at keeping those two humans out of trouble. What more, it seemed all four of them were the source of any problem and scandal that happened within those past few months. Then again, Beel did try to stop those three most of the times, but only rarely succeeded.

By the time first half of the year rolled by, the humans were pretty well known around Devildom. But not only as the troublemakers, but also daredevils. After all, who else would manage to talk back at Lucifer on daily basis, knowing he can kill them at any point without breaking a sweat.

And this particular friday the humans realized something. They haven't been drinking any alcohol since the day they arrived. Was there even any booze in here? Their slavic blood demanded at least a bit of alcohol. Not that they would be addicted, but to them, it was almost a tradition. After all, in their home land, it was weird if someone didn't get drunk at once a week. And when they got back to the house of Lamentation from RAD, they decided to find something to satisfy their thirst. They did hear after all that Lucifer likes to drink occasionally, and so, their plan was born. Once they knew, the coast was clear, they sneaked out of their rooms, and headed into Lucifer's office.

Like two disabled ninjas, they somehow managed to get in. To their only luck, Lucifer wasn't there. It seemed he had a meeting with Diavolo. Giving each other an evil smirk, they began to snoop around.

"Take the shelves, I'll look in the table." Tara said, signaling Annelie with his left hand. With a swift motions, the girl walked up to the shelves, and started searching. And while Annelie had her hands full of books she never heard of, Tara opened every drawer in Lucifer's desk, only to find stacks and stacks of papers, but no booze.

While Tara was under the table, trying to see if there's some secret trapdoor, Annelie noticed an off looking cabinet. Her eyes lit up when she finally saw the bottles.

"Hell yeah! We gotta get bamBOOZEd today!" Annelie yelled with excitement in her voice, as she grabbed the first bottle of a pretty old looking Demonus. Only to be followed by a loud bang from under the desk. Tara has hit his head as he tried to get out, but didn't realize where he was kneeling down.

"Ay ay ay, my head." Tara whined as he crawled out, holding back of his head in what seemed to be quite a pain.

"One more reason to get drunk and heal the pain!" Annelie laughed in enthusiasm, grabbing another bottle, to have one in each of her hands. She would grab more if she could. But after all, that's what Tara was there for. He got two more, and with even bigger devilish grins, they headed out of the office. Their mission was half accomplished.

But the moment they stepped into the hallway, they froze. What they didn't expect was someone to follow them. Mammon, standing in front of them with a questioning look.

"Oi, watcha doin' there?" he asked, as his eyes went on the bottles the two humans were desperately trying to hide behind their backs. Looking at each other, they were visibly stressed out. But then, Tara spoke up.

"Uh, y'know! We just, uhh ... we got these bottles from," Tara quickly glanced at Annelie, wanting some support, "Mephistopheles!" Annelie added as Tara gave a quick nod, "yes! As a late welcome gift! We just went to Lucifer to ... check on them in case they're, y'know, poisoned or something." Tara said before chuckling a little, trying to hide the fact it was a pure fabricated lie. They didn't expect Mammon to be that stupid to fall for it, so they were pretty damn surprised when he actually did.

"Huh, alright, makes sense. That damn bastard never gives ME anything tho! Unfair!" Mammon growled a little, crossing his arms, visibly upset.

"I mean, we can share." Annelie said giving Mammon an innocent smile, and handing him one of the bottles. But Tara knew, it was an act. And just as Mammon took the bottle, with his mood immediately lit up, the humans heard footsteps. Irreplaceable footsteps. Oh, they knew who was heading their way. It seemed that Lucifer just came home. His humming was enough to prove their suspicions. As cold sweat rolled down their foreheads, and their eyes got filled up with horror, Annelie slightly buckled Mammon's knee, causing him to fall down. The two didn't hesitate and sprinted down the hallway, like if Cerberus was chasing them, leaving Mammon to the Lucifer alone.

The two were already gone when Lucifer walked up from behind the corner, seeing Mammon bitching over a broken bottle. And as what could only be described as screams of despair filled the house, Annelie and Tara shut the door to one of the rooms. They didn't have time to choose, so they ended up one of the nearest ones they had available. Beelzebub's and Belphie's room. To their surprise, it was empty. Then again, Beel was probably in the kitchen, eating out the whole fridge, and Belphie was sleeping in the planetarium. Their time has come.

Annelie immediately ripped the cap off of the first bottle with her teeth, saying, "we don't have much time, bottoms up!" before downing half of the liquor. Tara wasn't far behind, finishing the rest of it, and leaving the now empty bottle on the floor. They sure were thirsty.

"Man, this has some kick!" Tara burped out, already feeling a little light headed.

"We can't stay here tho, the two can return at any point, and you know it." Annelie pointed out, on which Tara gave a nod. Slowly, they opened the door, checking if the hallway was still empty, before sneaking out, looking for a better hiding spot.

. . .

In the meantime, Lucifer already noticed the bottle Mammon was crying over was one of his. And no matter how much was the poor demon trying to explain himself, his older brother didn't believe him. As Lucifer was about to punish him, Mammon swore that he's going to get his revenge on the humans. Then, he got dragged into Lucifer's office, and only the two know what has happened there.

. . .

While, the two humans settled themselves down in Annelie's room, mainly because Tara's looked like a junkyard, they calmly began to enjoy the two remaining bottles. It didn't take them that much time to finish them, and soon enough, two got more than tipsy. After all, drinking so much Demonus in such a short time would make anyone drunk. And the two sure were. Like that, they began to get weird and crazy ideas. But more importantly, they wanted more to drink.

"A-Annie, ANNIE! L-let's *hic* leeet's head to the KITCHEN to see if t-there's aaaanything else to drink!" Tara blurred out, looking anywhere but at Annelie.

"Good idea! Y-you're *hic* you're a GENIUS!" Annelie laughed, standing up and wobbling around a little, before supporting herself against the dresser. Tara stood up as well, only to fall down on his face.

"When did YOU get here?!" Tara backed at the floor, with his face slapped against it.

"G-get up YOUUUU!" Annelie yelled, helping Tara stand up. Once the two were somehow standing, they opened the door, and headed to the kitchen.

"Why didn't we *hic* t-think of this sooner?! It's S-SO OBVIOUS! Kitchen equals booze!" Annelie said with confidence, lifting her arm up in the air like some kind of superhero. On which Tara nodded a few times. As he did, his whole world spun up, and he had to lean against his trusted friend.

The way to the kitchen was longer than they remembered. Maybe they would get there sooner, if they didn't walk the opposite direction at first. But finally, they got there.

"Uh, are you two okay?" Beel asked when he saw the two idiots wobble in, singing 'Senpai' by Shiki all out of key.

"HELL YEAAAH!" Tara shouted as they stormed towards poor Beel.

"Hey, hey, listen cupcake, Annelie and I are looooking for some *hic* s-some BOOZE. Do you know w-were we could find some?" the boy asked, having a drunk smirk on his face, that clearly looked more seductive in his head than it actually did.

"No? Well, surely not here, there's only food. Well, was. Besides, you two shouldn't drink, at least not anymore." Beel said, clearly concerned.

"Listen, sweetheart. W-we're okay," Annelie gave a thumb up, "and you ain't gonna STOP US!" she said, posing dramatically. Tara joined the pose without thinking.

"Okay, okay, you should go to sleep. I don't know where you got drunk in the first place, but you clearly had enough." Beel said, standing up from fridge, and walking towards the humans.

"NOPE! Y-you ain't gonna get us ALIVE!" Tara shouted, on which both of them ran out of the kitchen. Almost tripping a few times as they did. Somehow, they managed to lose Beel, that was chasing after them.

"OVER HERE!" Annelie shouted, grabbing Tara by his shirt, ripping it a little, and busting into the first room she had nearby. Levi only stared at them when they both facepalmed the floor.

"It's an EMERGENCY! Y-you gotta hide us!" Tara shut the door and on all four ran towards poor Levi, that seemed to be almost afraid.

"What the hell is wrong with you two?!" Levi finally spoke, dropping his console, when the humans got on top of him.

"Nuthin' nuthin' ... got any booze?" Annelie asked, wiggling her eyebrows.

"Why would I have any?! And get off of me!" Levi almost cried for help as the two tangled around him.

"Hide us, and we'll get off! Unless ..." Tara grinned as he sat on Levi's lap. Far too close to his private area. The demon immediately blushed, but still tried to get them off.

"Alright! Alright! Just get off!" Levi whined like a puppy that's being tortured. But like that, they both let go and slid down on the floor.

"That's mah boy!" Tara said, lifting up both of his arms.

"I knew w-we can count on you, sweetheart!" Annelie giggled, resting her chin on the edge of the bed.

"Normies ..." Levi sighed, as he took back his controller.

"What did you just say you UNEDUCATED PLEB?!" Tara shot up standing, and glaring at Levi.

"We ain't no normies!" Annelie added, standing up as well. "We're WEEBS with CLASS!" she added, standing next to Tara.

"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!" Tara shouted.

"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!" Annelie added.

"TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!" Tara posed dramatically.

"TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION!" Annelie joyfully joined the pose.

"TO DENOUNCE THE EVIL OF TRUTH AND LOVE!"

"TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE!"

"JESSIE!" Tara shouted loudly.

"JAMES!" Annelie shouted equally as loud.

"Oh my god, shut up!" Levi yelled at both of them, on which they seemed to be shocked, almost offended. But before the two could say anything back, someone knocked on the door.

"Leviathan? Do you have by any chance Tara and Annelie there? I have a high suspicions they stole a few bottles of my Demonus." said who was clearly Lucifer. Levi was about to answer, but Annelie quickly shoved her hand against his mouth. Her eyes clearly begging for him not to give them away. He sighed, but gave a nod. Like a flash, the two crawled under Levi's bed.

"N-no! They aren't here! Now leave me be, I'm trying to beat this level!" Levi said, trying his best not to sound nervous.

"Mind if I come in anyway? Just to check." from his voice, it was obvious Lucifer was pretty mad.

"Whatever, just make it quick!" Levi said, continuing to play his game. And like that, Lucifer walked in. His eyes narrowed, scanning the room. The two morons hiding under the bed could only hear his footsteps walking around. The pure terror caused them to not even breathe. As they exchanged eye contact, they prayed to everything that's dear to them for Lucifer not to look under the bed.

"You know, Levi. It's odd. I'd swear I heard them shouting from your room." Lucifer said, causing Levi to get even more nervous than he already was.

"I don't know what are you talking about. Do you think I would let those two normies in? Lolololol, good one." Levi sure was better actor than he seemed, because it looked like Lucifer fell for it.

"If you insist, but if you do see them, let me know. I need to have a talk with them." and so, Lucifer walked out of the room. There was a moment of silence, before Levi gave a sigh of relief.

"Okay, you can come out now." he said, still having his eyes glued to his game. Both Tara and Annelie got out from under the bed, and stood up. Again, they exchanged eye contact, having a small smirks. Then, they glanced at Levi, having the same thought.

"Thanks for not telling him, cupcake~" Tara said, leaning towards Levi.

"Have a small reward, sweetheart~" Annelie added, before each of them kissed one of Levi's cheeks. He immediately blushed with bright red, and wasn't even able to answer. Then, like if nothing even happened, the two walked out of the room, feeling like they owned the whole world. Their confidence could have been felt all around them. Levi just stared at them in disbelief, before the door behind them closed.

Wandering through the house, they were debating where to go now. Who could have some nice good liquor? After a few minutes, they agreed to pay Asmo a visit. Once they got to his room, Annelie knocked.

"Oooh, sweetheart?" she said, having almost melodic voice. Within a few seconds, Asmo opened the door.

"Yes, darlings?" he asked, scanning them both with his eyes. Like that, Tara wrapped his arms around him, and pulled him close.

"Say, do you have any *hic* a-alcohol?" the drunk human asked, nuzzling his cheek against Asmo's chest.

"Well, maybe I do, maybe I don't. The question is, what do I get in return?" Asmo asked, looking down at Tara, having quite a smirk.

"Hmm, I could think of something~" Tara purred as his hand shifted to Asmo's crotch. The demon lidded his eyes, keeping up his smirk.

"But are you sure you could keep up with me? I could break your fragile human body." Asmo said, not stopping Tara's hand, instead he brushed his own against his cheek.

"Trust me, dear, I'd give you a night you would never forget~" Tara bit his bottom lip, as he gently gripped onto what was Asmo hiding between his legs. A small moan escaped Asmo's lips. He was about to say something back, when Annelie shouted running out of Asmo's room, that she sneaked into while Tara was distracting him, "I GOT IT!"

Like that, the illusion was broken, and both of the humans ran away again, leaving Asmo visibly confused, angry and sad. But the two didn't care at all. They busted, again, into the first room they had by hand, and shut the door. Just then, they noticed in whose room they were, as Satan, sitting in his chair and reading, gave them a side eye.

"Now, what are you two up to this time?" Satan asked, flipping a page of his favorite detective novel.

"Nothing you should be *hic* c-concerned about!" Tara waved his hand around, as Annelie opened the bottle, using once again her teeth.

"Does it have to do anything with Lucifer asking for you, Mammon shouting he's going to kill you, and Beel calling your names?" Satan asked, finally putting his book down.

"No???" Annelie said, before taking a big gulp out of the bottle. Then, handing it to Tara, that did pretty much the same. As they started passing it between each other, Satan stood up and walked up to them.

"You two sure are something. But drinking so much isn't healthy, you should stop and go to sleep." Satan said, trying to reach for the bottle, to take it away from them.

"HISSSSS!" Tara hissed out loud, before he bit Satan's hand like a wild animal. He shouldn't have done that. Because in that moment, Satan changed into his full on demon form, ready to kill them.

"OH SHIT! ABORT ABORT!" Annelie shouted, grabbing Tara and dragging him out of the room as she ran. Tara quickly caught on and began to ran as well.

"Get back in here and face the consequences!" Satan shouted, chasing after them, like pretty much all of the other brothers the two encountered so far, beside Levi, that was still playing his game, recovering from the sudden kisses. He was just about to catch them, with his arm reaching out, when he tripped over the bottle they dropped. That gave the two adrenaline pumped up drunk idiots chance to lose him. Locking themselves up in one of the bathrooms, they started to laugh like two donkeys on crack.

"DUUUDE! We almost DIED there!" Tara shouted, leading against the wall and holding his stomach from the uncontrollable laughter.

"Let's celebrate! WOOHOO!" Annelie shouted, giving Tara a high five, but missed, and slapped him in the face.

"Oh no, you are NOT." said Beel that was standing behind the closed door. The door knob began to furiously wiggle.

"Get out now!" shouted Satan, that seemed to be the one trying to open the door, that was luckily locked.

"Noooo, you're g-gonna kill us!" Tara whined, while Annelie looked around the room for a way out. The WINDOW. Her eyes opened wide, as she walked up to it.

"I'm not going to kill you, yet! NOW OPEN THE DOOR!" Satan shouted, banging at the door. But it was clear he didn't want to damage more property. While Beel was trying to hold Satan back, the humans opened the window. It was in the second floor, so even if they fell, it would be just a few broken bones, so they didn't care. Those two were really lucky today, because they managed to get to the window nearby, without falling. They climbed in, and sat down on the floor, trying to proceed all the things that happened. Then, they heard the door breaking, and Satan shouting, "WHERE ARE YOU?!"

That woke them up again, this wasn't a good place to hide. Like two flashes, they ran out of the room they were in right now, and down the hallway. It seemed the two didn't notice them, somehow, because the humans didn't hear anyone running and shouting after them anymore.

. . .

About half an hour has passed since, and almost all the brothers were searching for them at this point, with no luck. Where did they hide this time? Not only were they angry, but also worried. What if the two idiots would hurt themselves? It was more than possible.

"Man, where are they?! This is so annoying!" Mammon groaned, walking through the hallway with Beel.

"I don't know. I just hope they're okay." Beel sighed. He was clearly one of those more worried ones. As they walked, they suddenly noticed the door to the kitchen being slightly opened. So, they peeked in. Only to see both of the humans, ONLY in their underwear, dancing on the kitchen counter, and singling 'It's my life' by Bon Jovi. And beside being completely wasted, they were dancing like there's no tomorrow. Hips thrusting, and hands brushing against sensitive parts. They weren't touching each other, however.

When the two demons saw it, they froze in the place. Should they keep watching or step in? None of them knew what was better. But would you guess it, the humans noticed them. Like hungry wolves, they got up to the door, and opened it wide.

"Uh, so, I see you two are okay, good." Mammon said, before turning around, and making a step forward, clearly wanting to escape whatever was about to happen. Only to get Tara jump on him, and tackle him down.

"Mammon, darling, my precious demon~ y-you know I love you, right? Yeaaah, you do. Wanna fuck?" Tara asked, wrapping his body against Mammon's. The demon yelped, but blushed like crazy. Beel leaned down, taking Tara's arm, and wanting to free Mammon, only to be tackled down by Annelie, that waited for her chance to attack. As her chest pressed against Beel's, she gave him puppy eyes.

"D-don't join THEM, come with meeh, sweetheart~" Annelie purred, gently leaning onto Beel's neck, like a needy kitten. Beel was silent for a moment, before he stood up, holding Annelie up in the air.

"Alright, let's go." he said with a smile, and a little bit of blush. What now happy Annelie didn't know, was that he only took the opportunity to finally get her to bed to sleep. Like that, the two headed to her room. And while Tara was licking Mammon's neck, he shot back up.

"IT'S A TRAP, ANNIE!" he shouted at his friend that now got her hopes ruined. While she started to fight with Beel to let her go, Tara got off of Mammon, that was frozen to the ground. His face red like tomato, and speechless.

Finally, Annelie got off of Beel, and together with Tara, they got on another wild run.

"THE NIGHT *hic* IS STILL YOUNG!" Annelie shouted, getting supportive "WOOHOO!" from Tara. Now, they were heading to Lucifer's office. Thinking they got away with stealing Demonus from him once, they would get away with it for the second time as well. They busted in, laughing like hyenas, only for Lucifer to stand right in front of them.

"Party's over." he said simply, before grabbing both of them by their arms with a strong grip. They tried to fight it, they tried to wiggle out, they even tried to seduce him, but he didn't let go.

. . .

In the morning, when they both woke up in each of their beds, strapped down with ropes, they didn't remember half of what happened. And maybe it was for the best. Even though, the breakfast was very awkward and tense. Lucifer and Satan were angry, Mammon and Asmo were sad, Beel was disappointed, Levi was still nervous from the kisses, and Belphie was confused, because he missed everything and had no idea what even happened. But he learned it pretty soon, when the brothers shared their experiences. Mammon insisted that he and Tara slept together, no one believed him. And Annelie kept apologizing, mainly to Beel, while Tara was mostly silent.

But after about a week, they were forgiven, and life went on like usual. However, with a small difference. Lucifer began to lock his office when leaving.