Status'
(A/N: I was feeling random XD *le gasp* Someone call The Times, Squeaks was feeling random!)
@SSundeeyt Burning Benny, don't tell Crainer
@SShadeeTheBoss Just discovered a most delightful band called Nirvana
@SSundeeyt @SShadeeTheBoss Dude, the 1700's want their language back
@SShadeeTheBoss Doth thou insult how I speak?
@DerpSSundee @SShadeeTheBoss Nirvana is a good band
@Skydoesminecraf @SShadeeTheBoss @DerpSSundee I agree, but SShadee, why do you speak like Shakespeare?
@MrCrainer @Skydoesminecraf Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?
@SSundeeyt @MrCrainer Someone had to make the reference XD
@MrCrainer @SSundeeyt You're burning Benny.......WAIT WHAT?!
@DerpSSundee @SSundeeyt You're screwed Ian
Ok guys, change websites
Instagram: MrCrainer killing Ian has 12346432 likes
Sky: Derp, just how many accounts do you have?
Derp: Uhhh *starts counting on fingers*
Crainer: That'll teach you not to hurt Benny!
Ian: HE'S A FREAKIN TREE CRAINER!
Crainer: He's special to me, ok?!
Sky: *sighs* Oh boy
SShadee: SHUT YOUR GOBS
Derp: I guess the 1700's got their language back XD
SShadee: *growls*
Ian: Why you try to kill meh?!
Crainer: YOU TRY TO KILL BENNY! BENNY IS AMAZING!
Chica: Pizza
Sky: AHHHHH! FNAF! RUN AWAY!
Derp: Coward! I will own that chicken anyday!
Ian: You are pretty OP in FNAF Derp XD
Crainer: Lol
[Markiplier entered the chatroom]
Mark: I lost Tiny Box Tim...again...Crap
Sky: Lol, I always keep my budder close
Derp: >:)
Sky: *reveals budder under cape*
Ian: *exchanges crafty glance with Derp*
Crainer: This isn't gonna end well
Chica: Pizza?
Derp: *rolls eyes* *punches Chica back into Fnaf book*
Fourth Wall: Screw you guys
Ian: Hey Sky, show us the budder again, real quick
SShadee: that's what she said
Sky: *lifts cape*
SShadee: That's what she did
Derp: MINE! *leaps at him and pins him to the ground* *grabs budder and runs off*
Sky: GODDAMN YOU DERP!
Ian: RUN BROTHER RUN!
Chica: PIZZAAAAA
Crainer: SHUT. UP. DUCK
Mark: Uh, it's a chicken, just to clarify that
Chica: Quack
Sky: *facepalm*
Ian: plz no
_Dizzy: ...Rare irish potato Sky
Sky: ?
SShadee: R.I.P
Crainer: WALRUS
Mark: That was not a joke for the internet to enjoy!
Derp: XD
_Dizzy: Plz
Ian: Plz why
_Dizzy: Please the potato god
Markiplier: IT'S ME
Chica: *freaks out*
Sky: ...wut?
_Dizzy: :D
SShadee: >:(
Ian: BD
Crainer: Lolol
_Dizzy: u wot m7
Mark: ...I rate 8/7 m8
Derp: *returns whistling innocently*
Sky: WHERE DA BUDDER DERP
Derp: I'm sorry, I can't understand your ridiculous grammar
Sky: WHERE IT AT DERP
_Dizzy: Rare irish potato budder
Crainer: Who are you again?
_Dizzy: Shhh *throws a nuclear warhead on the ground and vanishes in the mini blast that follows*
Sky: ...well...
Ian: You might as well go out in style if you go out at all
Derp: LOOK! *produces gold cake* I MADE A BUDDER CAKE! :D
Crainer: ...this isn't going to end well, I can already tell
[Crainer left the room]
Sky: Ok you're dead
Derp: AHHHH!
Ian: Why does this always happen to me?
SShadee: Uggghh
[SShadee left the room]
Sky: YOU...TAINTED...THE...BUDDEEEEER
Derp: *tries a bit of the cake* *muttere* Still tastes ok...
Sky: NU! MY BUDDER! *goes to wring Derp's neck*
Derp: AH! *poof*
Markiplier: ...POOF
Ian: WHAT THE-
Derp: Hey Ian!
Ian: AHH!
Markiplier: ...what...the...hell...O_O
Derp: Imma dragon! :D *waves tail around*
Sky: WHAT THE HECK?!
Derp: What? I'm fabulous! :D *flaps cute little dragon wings*
[Pewds crashed through a wall]
Pewds: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE! *sees cute Derp dragon* *eyes sparkle* *gasps* Ish sho kawaii
Ian: So scared right now
Sky: I need to go 'cleanse' the budder
[Sky left the room with the budder cake and maniacal grin on face]
*sound of Sky revving up chainsaw echoes throughout chat*
Derp: LEAVE THE CAKE ALONE SKY! *claws slide out* *wings get bigger* *tail grows spikes* *teeth sharpen* *eyes redden*
Pewds: One Notification from Pokemón.com: Your Derp Dragon just evolved
Ian: *goes to say something but realises words have deserted him*
Markiplier: Well, my computer screen has officially exploded
Derp: *snarls and flies out of chat towards Sky's demented laughs and chainsaw sounds*
Pewds: I-I don't even know anymore
Ian: ...
[Seto entered the chat]
Seto: where did he go?! My experiment went wrong!
Ian: *weakly* Just follow the chainsaw sounds and dragon screeches
Seto: *pales and disappears in direction of said sounds*
Pewds: I forgot why I didn't use this computer XD
Markiplier: I think I died inside
Derp: NUUU! MYYY WIIIIINGS!
Pewds: *gets down on knees* WHYYYYYYY?!! HE WAS SO KAWAIIII!
Ian: Ok I'm done
[Ian left the room]
Derp: *pokes head back in chat* Bro?
Markiplier: Brah
Pewds: Brah
Sky: *revves up chainsaw again* DESTROY ALL THE CA-
Derp: *bonks him over the head with the dragon tail he still has*
Seto: *winks* I figured you'd need that for something
Pewds: Brah, the kawaiiness...why you destroy it D:
Sky: ....
Markiplier: WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!
Sky: *jolts awake* Blacksmith?!!
Derp: *knocks him out again*
Markiplier: ...
[Dark entered the room]
Markiplier: Oh piss off
Dark: Nice to see you too bro
Markiplier: *heavy sigh*
Derp: *takes one look at Darkiplier* Eep
[Derp ran from the room]
Markiplier: See, no one likes you
Pewds: O_O
Dark: *demonic grin* So nice to see you Felix
Pewds: D:
[Pewds ran for his life]
Dark: huh
Seto: I don't even know why I'm still here, but while I am, I'm leaving
[Seto left the room]
[Crainer returned]
Crainer: Uhhh, where is everyone?
Dark: I just farted
Markiplier: *bashes head against wall*
Crainer: *slowly turns round and comes face to face with Dark* ...O_o
Markiplier: Ignore him, he's an imbecile
Dark: Oh ho, look who's talking
Markiplier: I swear, when I get my hands on you-
Crainer: Wow, that sounded intimate
Markiplier: O_O
Dark: I think that's classed as incest Mark *smug expression*
Markiplier: Grrr
Crainer: Uhhh, I um-
Dark: You can leave too, I'm used to it
[Derp entered the room]
Derp: You get rejected too?
Dark: People think I'm dangerous
Markiplier: No, you're just annoying
Crainer: Lol
Derp: I know how that feels
Crainer: Hey :(
Derp: But I still found someone who loves me for who I am
Markiplier: Awwwww
Crainer: *blushes*
Dark: Aw, it's a heartwarming story of love and affection. *throws up*
Markiplier: 1. You just quoted me from Octodad, and 2. That was uncalled for...
Dark: MWHAHA I SHALL DESTROY ALL THINGS LOVING AND-
Markiplier: TINY BOX TIM! My lil' biscuit! Shut Dark up for me please?
TBT: *squeaky voice* Sure thing Mark. *ties Dark's shoelaces together*
Crainer: Hey Derp, wanna go to the private server?
Derp: >:) Ok
[Derp and Crainer left the room together- KAWAII DERPCRUNDEE]
Dark: *goes to step forward, still ranting* I WILL KILL EVERYTHING PRETTY AND INNOCENT! ALL THE BUTTERFLIES AND CUTE LITTLE BUNNY WABBITS SHALL DIE AND- *trips and falls* oof
Markiplier: Nice one Tim
TBT: Anything you need Mark, I'll be at your house
Markiplier: Sure thing Tim
[Tiny Box Tim left the room]
Dark: I hate you Mark
Markiplier: Feeling's mutual Dark
#Chat Disbanded#
(A/N: Hope you dudes enjoyed! If so, leave a vote and a comment or whatever you want! Squeaks signing out! 😎)
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