Skylox? (Goddammit Derp)
[Sky entered the chatroom]
[SSundee entered the chatroom]
Sky: IAN SHUT UP!
SSundee: Sky and Deadlox, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Sky: I'M SERIOUS! You cannot tell him under ANY circumstances!
SSundee: *mischevious* Even when Valentines Day comes?
Sky: >o< EVEN THEN!
SSundee: *snorts*
Sky: This is like the longest you've gone in a chat without going Derp
SSundee: Mmhmm, and I intend to keep it that way
Sky: Ca-
SSundee: Ssh
Sky: Ca-
SSundee: SSH!
Sky: caaaaa-
SSundee: I HAVE A BIG BAG OF SSH WITH YOUR NAME ON IT SKY!
Sky: XD oh god the references
SSundee: Groovy baby
Sky: Lol
SSundee: Very shagadelic
Sky: XD shagadelic is actually a word according to my iPad!
SSundee: Austin Powers infiltrated the government
Sky: Cake
SSundee: I HATE-
Sky: Ah, slightly rethinking this now
SSundee: Sooo, Deadlox, eh Sky? *wink wink*
Sky: Ughh, isn't there something else you could be doing right now?
SSundee: I know there's someone you could be doing XD
Sky: Woooooooow, seriously?
SSundee: XD yup
Sky: Screw you
[Deadlox entered the room]
Sky: *jaw drops* OH GOD WHAT DO I DO?!
SSundee: Just act natural Sky!
Sky: THIS IS MY NATURAL!
Deadlox: ...
SSundee: *pushes Sky so he lands in front of Ty down on one knee*
Sky: ...
Deadlox: Are you going to propose to me or something?
SSundee: That could be arranged ;)
Sky: *glares at Derp*
Deadlox: ...?
Sky: *sigh* Look...Ty...for a while now...I've kinda...umm
Deadlox: Kinda what?
Sky: I've um...well...
SSundee: OH FOR NOTCH'S SAKE ADAM! TY, HE WANTS TO DO YOU UP THE ARSE! *clamps hands over mouth* I did not just say that
Sky: O_O
Deadlox: O_o
SSundee: I'm such an idiot
Sky: No shit Derp
Ty: .......really?
SSundee: Should I shoot myself or let Ian suffer?...hmm, decisions decisions...
Deadlox: ...I feel the same way
SSundee: Look, if you want to shoot yourself, I figured this would happen. Here, have a gun
Deadlox: No! I mean...Sky...I like you too
Sky: *kawaii eyes* R-Really?
SSundee: *lowers gun from head* Wow, that actually worked
Deadlox: Yes *pulls Sky to his feet*
SSundee: Love is in the aiiiiir-
Deadlox: Yeah Derp, but we're still gonna kill you for mortally embarrassing us
SSundee: Hehe, I'll be in Australia then-
Sky: *reaches out and grabs Derp's jacket* Oh no you don't
SSundee: AH! IAN HELP!
*In Derp's head*
Ian: Nope, you brought this on yourself dude XD
*Reality*
SSundee: :( Whyyyyyyy?! Curse my big mouth
Sky: *kisses Deadlox* Ok, I'll give you a head start. Better start running though
SSundee: Eep
*Chat disbanded*
(A/N: Sorry it's a bit shorter than normal, but I hope you got a few laughs out of it XD)
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