|Mintychoc02 + _Dizzy; I hope this makes you guys laugh XP|

[Davido was placed in the chatroom]

Davido: ...hello?

Davido: Anyone?

Davido: ...Oh great I'm talking to myself again

Davido: No change there then

Davido: ...

Davido: LALALALALALALALALALALAAL-!
[Jack entered the chatroom]

Jack: COOKIES
Davido: HI
Jack: HELLO
Davido: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Jack: JACK, DUH!
Davido: I KNEW THAT
Jack: HEY DAVIDO
Davido: WHAT?!
Jack: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!
Davido: Oh I'm not shouting I just left the caps lock on
Jack: OH OK. I LIKE SHOUTING ANYWAY THOUGH
Davido: Me too! We could be shouting buddies! :D
Jack: OK! :D
[Leather entered the room]
Leather: David I can hear you in Serbia what the hell are you doing?!
Jack: That's a pretty redundant question, 'Leather'
Leather: Ey EY don't mock me
Davido: LAAAAAAATHHHHER
Leather: What?
Davido: Where's Firestarter?
Jack: Oh you mean the creepy Scottish pyromaniac dude? He's hanging out with Dark Toxic
Leather: I ship it
Davido: DarkFirestarter
Jack: ToxicFire?
Leather: Oh yis
{Dizzy: Yis}
*in distance*
Warf: SCREW YOU!!
Everyone: .......
Davido: Ok
Leather: That was interesting
Jack: So we've settled for ToxicFire?
Leather: Yep
......
Davido: I'M BORED
Leather: I said that before Liz appeared and I had to go claim back Laughing Hill
Davido: I'M BORED
Leather: I said that before I had to travel to the sun to persuade it to stop making zombies
Jack: *is looking at cover of The Walking Dead* Something which you failed to do it seems
Davido: ...I'M BORED
Leather: -_- If you are SOOO bored, go do something with your life!
Davido: I am doing something
Jack: *looks up*
Davido: Breathing
Leather: *slams head down on table* David I am dissapoint
Jack: It's ok Davido, WE'RE SHOUTING BUDDIES! :D
Davido: YES!
Leather: *whimpers and covers ears* ~As if David by himself wasn't bad enough I now have two to deal with~ >~<
{Hmm, I think I'll give Leather a friend, preferably a relative}
[Shrap entered the chatroom]
Shrap: Hey bro!
Leather: ~Oh great~ *looks up* Hi Shrap
Shrap: *looks at David and Jack screaming at eachother and then at Leather's bleeding ears* Oh I see *knocks David and Jack's heads together*
Jack: *eyes cross as he falls backwards*
Davido: *shakes head* Ugh
Shrap: *looks at Leather* Better?
Leather: *nods*
Davido: *sits down next to Leather*
Shrap: *helps Jack up*
Jack: *grins* I see rainbows
Leather: Either he's high or you gave him a concussion Shrap
Shrap: Uhhhh...
Davido: *tries to get into Leather's lap*
Leather: Wtf are you doing David?
Davido: *gets in it and curls up*
Leather: *sighs* Ok then..
Shrap: *switches on music*
Leather: *glares at him as 'Can you feel the love tonight?' thumps out of speakers* Really Shrap, really?
{Squeaks: HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS! (ASDF XD)
Davido: *looks at Leather*
Leather: *is pulling a face between embarrassment and cluelessness*
Shrap: *derp face* LEL *switches off music*
Jack: *is now sitting on floor again* Where's Toxic? I wanna pet his wings :P
Leather: Yeah he's concussed, good job Shrap
Shrap: I tried
Davido: *cuddles up to Leather*
Leather: ...
Shrap: *is poking Jack* He doesn't look too good actually
Leather: *sarcastically* Ye don't say Dr Shrap? People usually don't when they've had a concussion!
Davido: Lemme try something, HEY, SHOUTING BUDDY!
Leather: I-I'll never hear again
Jack: *looks at David* YEAH?!
Davido: ARE YOU OK?!
Jack: I T'INK SO!
Leather: Oh that's fine then
Shrap: No hospital bill, thank god
Jack: It's ok, I haz health insurance
Davido: Leather doesn't
Leather: How do you know that?
Shrap: We have interesting Skype conversations
Davido: I also know that you once faceplanted your cactus
Leather: *winces at memory* Dammit Shrap
Jack: Cactus? Me likey cacti!
Shrap: Can't tell if he's concussed or if that's just him
Davido: Probably both
[Markiplier entered the chatroom]
Markiplier: TINY BOX TIM
[Markiplier left the chatroom]
Jack: That's my Markimoo
{Squeaks: SEPTIPLIER}
{Mintychoc: TOXICJACK}
{Squeaks: BOTH!}
{Mintychoc: FINE!}
Jack: .....
Leather: Welcome to the Internet
Davido: *gravely voice* COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES
Jack: Fook it I'm there!
[Mark reappeared]
Mark: Who said cookies?!
[Shrap left the room]
Leather: He's allergic
Jack: *shocked* Allergic to cookies?! *faints*
Mark: How doth he liveth?!
Davido: That's a good question considering Leathericecream is also his brother
Leather: -_- Thanks David
Davido: YOU'RE WELCOME! :D
Mark: Wow he's louder than Jack
Jack: *unconscious* SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!
*Even David's ears bleed*
Mark: *plugging ears with tissue* Nope Jack is louder
Leather: I can't even hear. I just, I just can't even. {Leathericecream 2015}
Davido: Me neither; this has never happened to me before
Leather: I'm not surprised with your awful voice
[Cake entered the chatroom]
Jack: *bolts up, half conscious half not* CAKE?! WHERE IS IT?!
Cake: *screams and runs away, Jack running after*
Leather: That 'cake' looks a lot like a human...
Mark: *sprints after Jack* NO JACK DON'T EAT THE CAKE! IT'S DERP!
Leather: Derp?!
Davido: and I thought your name was random
Leather: It's meant to be!
Mark: *drags Jack back to David and Leather by the hoodie*
Jack: *is barking at Derp shaking in the corner of the chatroom*
Cake: I'M SCARRED FOR LYFE
Mark: Yeah, JackSepticEye does that to people
Jack: *still barking*
Davido: *runs to 'Cake'* Are you ok Crazy-Eyes?
Cake: *stands up, glaring at him* Not so bad yourself Blondie
Davido: *steps back* I meant it as a nice nickname. I guess you were bullied in school huh? *spreads arms* Welcome to my world. Also, do you like cake by any chance?
Cake: Oh ok, sorry. And *happily* Yes! CAKE IS LOVE CAKE IS LIFE
Leather: *slams hands over ears* TOO MANY PEOPLE SHOUTING GODDAMNIT!
Jack: *rubs iron against face, singing skin* Oh the irony~ *then* FOOK MY FACE IS BURNING!!!! *throws iron*
Mark: *gets hit by it* I CAN NEVER THINK FAST ENOUGH DAMMIT! FIRST CUPCAKES NOW IRONS?!! *throws it back and hits Jack in the face*
Jack: YOU DUMBASS YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE! *smell of burning flesh*
Leather: I'm slowly going (more) insane *gets up and goes to corner* *sits down and starts rocking in it*
Davido: *looks at him* I thought standing, or sitting, in that corner was my job?!
Jack: AHHHH MYYYY FAAAAACEEEE!
Mark: *is dying of laughter*
[Firestarter entered the chatroom]
Firestarter: Hey Leather, I wanted to ask- *stares at Jack running round in circles with his face burning, Mark rolling on floor laughing, Derp messily devouring a cake and David sitting in the corner with Leather, who is still rocking* Ummmm.... *walks slowly back out of chatroom* I'll come back later...
{Squeaks: This is normal...}
Jack: MY FACE IS PEELING OFF!!!
Davido: Is that normal?
Cake: CAKE
[Derp skipped out the chatroom to go find Crainer and throw a cake at him]
[ITE Derp appeared in the chatroom]
ITE: *mid sentence* -I'LL TEAR YOU APART FIRESPARK AND MAKE YOU SCREAM FOR MERCY, I'LL- *notices everyone staring at him* ... *draws sword*
Davido: Um...hi?
ITE: *stares at Jack with smoking face* You can die first Tomato-Face *charges at him*
Jack: *throws iron at him*
ITE: *face smacks into it* OW!
Jack: Owie...
Leather: *stands up* Ok mental breakdown over. *shudders* Sweet Apple Massacre... *shakes head* Nope nope nope *walks up to ITE Derp* *takes iron off his face* Hello good sir-
ITE Derp: *silently stares at him as flesh slowly heals on his face*
Leather: 0_0 *takes a step back*
Mark: *sits up, wiping tears of laughter from eyes* *giggles* Sh-should we start running yet?
Davido: No I think we'll wait a few seconds
Leather: *checks watch and looks back at ITE Derp's nearly healed face* In 3...2...1- *gets skewered by sword*
Davido: NOOOOO LEATHER WHY?! *leaps at ITE Derp* DIE WEIRDO DIE
Leather: *falls to floor* Why world? Why is it always me?
Mark: *grabs Jack's iron and slams it back into ITE Derp's face as David punches it*
Davido: OWOWOWOWOW HOT HAND HOT HAND *shakes hand*
Leather: And still no one notices the dying Leathericecream on the floor...sounds like my life really
Jack: *tackles ITE Derp to the ground and grabs his sword* *looks at it* Ooo shiny sword~
ITE Derp: GET OFF ME YOU IDIOTS
Davido: *holds Leather to his chest, tears running down his face* WHY NICK, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU?!
Leather: David I'm still alive-
Davido: *wails* I'M SORRY I MADE YOUR EARS BLEED! I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS WAY! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU?!
Leather: *mutters* I ask myself that question everyday
Davido: GODDAMNIT NICK I LOVED YOU!
Leather: Wait what-?!
Jack: SHINY SWORD MODE ENGAGE *stabs down*
[ITE Derp was thrown back into It's The Eyes (II)]
Jack: Oh...WE WIN! THE IDIOTS WIN! :D
Mark: I still have an iron *slowly starts to lower it onto Leather's face*
Leather: You f***ing dare
Davido: HE'S DEAD YOU IDIOT!
Jack: *sniggers* Give him the kiss of life
Davido: *goes to*
Leather: NONONO- *gets cut off*
Mark: *throws iron at Jack* LEL
Jack: Right that's it *grabs iron and chases after Mark* GET BACK HERE YEH BASTARD
Mark: CAN'T CATCH MEEEE~
Jack: FOOKIN' IRON! IT'S A CURSE UPON ME I SWE'R!
Mark: *dramatically* A CURSE UPON HIS SOUL
Jack: *throws iron at him* THINK FAST MARK
Mark: OW. SCREW YOU! *tables turn as he chases Jack with it*
Leather: *manages to wrestle David off him* ARE YOU TRYING TO SUFFOCATE ME?!
Davido: Um...
Leather: You're not trying hard enough if you are
{Dizzy: Leather has suffocation fetish}
Jack: JACKABOY NEVER MEANT NO HARM; PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MARK! THINK OF THE SEPTIPLIER
Mark: *laughs manically whilst still brandishing the iron* TOO LATE NOW IRISHMAN
Jack: MA! IF I DIE, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU-!
Mark: *pins him down and starts to lower iron to his face*
Davido: *is trying to suffocate Leather with pillow*
Leather: *muffled* I DIDN'T MEAN SUFFOCATE ME LITERALLY, I MEANT IT IN TERMS OF YOUR KISSING
Davido: Oh, so you don't want me to suffocate you?
Leather: *wrenches pillow off his face* NO! DO I LOOK LIKE OTHELLO'S WIFE TO YOU?!
Davido: I'm not sure
Leather: *facepalms*
Jack: MARK PLEASE DON'T I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY COOKIES JUST PLEASE DON'T BURN MY FACE!
Mark: *laughs crazily* COOKIES CANNOT SUFFICE MY BLOODLUST NOW, AHAHAHA
Jack: Whelp he's lost it
Leather: I doubt anyone in this chat has sanity over 50%. Except maybe the author
{Squeaks: Nope. I did an Internet sanity test. I'm 50% sane, 50% not. Like SSundee.}
Davido: Ok?
Leather: Mark STAHP!
Mark: I CAN'T STOP NOW! HAHAHA
Jack: *grabs iron off him*
[Jack disappeared from the chat]
Mark: *starts laughing genuinely* He was t-t-terrified! XD
Davido: ...
Leather: Well...
Mark: POOF
Davido: NO WAIT-!
[Chat exploded from use of forbidden word 1010 'POOF']

(A/N: Well that happened... Vote/and or comment if you want; tell me what you think of the new characters in the chatroom X3)
Stay awesome for me dudes :D