[Dedicated to my closest friends, who've always managed to make me laugh, even when I needed it most. Thank you. This is for you guys, Summer, Jaed, Morgan and Violet. And even you, potatosandstuff. I hope that you enjoy.]

[The Gaming Terroriser entered the chatroom]
[The Gaming Terroriser changed Username to Therapator]
[Daithi entered the chatroom]
[Daithi changed Username to Sad]
[Warfstache entered the chatroom]
[Warfstache changed Username to Warfo]
[Tomska entered the chatroom]

Sad: what's a therapator
Therapator: It's a mixture between therapist and a terminator, yah moron
Sad: oh wow. Good job.
Tomska: Hi everyone! I'm fat, sad, hate myself and I like guns! :D
Sad: ...wha-
Warfo: I like guns too. I killed several people. But it was an accident, I SWEAR.
Sad: well then-
Therapator: AHEM. I'm your therapist for today; we're doing a joint counselling session.
Sad: Brian?
Therapator: yes, Nogla?
Sad: I'm sad.
Therapator: I know, Nogla.
Warfo: wow, get a grip, you fucking sissy
Tomska: Anyone wanna shoot themselves with me?! :D
Warfo: NO
Tomska: okay! :D
Warfo: I WANNA SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE
Sad: oh fuck I regret joining this chat now
[Therapator changed Username to Brian]
Brian: SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU
Everyone: ...
Brian: RIGHT. SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
Warfo: *sits down obediently*
Tomska: *faceplants floor*
Sad: *whimpers and gets into Warf's lap*
Warfo: what the fu-?!
Brian: *forces a wide grin* OKAY. Today, we are going to have an INTERVENTION. I, AM YOUR INTERVENTION. Now, tell me your problems, one at a time, and so help me god, if you talk over me, I WILL terminate you. Understand?
Sad: yes.
Warfo: yes.
Tomska: No! :D
Brian: too fucking bad
Sad: okay, can I start?
Brian: *sighs* yes...Nogla. You may.
Sad: okay...hi everyone. My name is Dathi, Daithi De Nogla.
Everyone: *droning monotone* hiii Daiithiii
Sad: so, today...I'd like to talk about, something sad, that happened to me recently. Recently, I went swimming with my friend, Panda. Now, Panda and I, we get on well-
Warfo: *snoring*
Brian: *eyes would be glazed over, but they are robotic, and that isn't possible for him*
Tomska: *staring at Daithi, looking riveted*
Sad: and...when we went swimming, Panda... he... *chokes back a sob* he betrayed me.
Tomska: NO WAY, HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY BETRAY YOU?
Warfo: *dribbling*
Sad: *irritated* I know right?! *calmer* anyways...yes... He betrayed me. We were in the deep end, of the pool. I was swimming, happily. Breaststroking-
Warfo: HAHA, BOOBS
Brian: *snaps* IT'S A FOOKIN' SWIM STROKE, YOU IDIOT
Sad: SHUT UP! I'M MONOLOGUING! ...anyways. So, I was, SWIMMING, and suddenly-
Tomska: *GASP* YOU DIED?!
Sad: no.
Tomska: aw...I-I mean, that's always good! *thumbs up with a grin*
Sad: yes...yes it is... *shuffles away from him awkwardly* uh...but, suddenly! I was forced underwater. I could not breathe! It was terrifying...I think, I may have PTSD from it. Stop laughing at me.
Warfo: sorry. Force of habit. *grins*
Brian: *glares at Warf*
Sad: But, yes...I managed to fight my way, to the surface. I took in huge gulps, of air, and struggled to stay afloat. I soon realised, what had happened. Panda, my closest friend, and *looks away, eyes misting over* my lover...
Brian: *straightens up* WAIT, WHAT-?!
Sad: had pushed me under the water! He had taken me, by surprise! And now, I am very sad, because I feel, that I cannot trust him anymore...
Warfo: aw...
Tomska: Just shoot him! :D
Brian: *staring at Daithi* ...you wanna fookin', run that shit by me again?
Warfo: *rolls eyes* he and his best friend are fucking and his friend tried to drown him, end of story
Tomska: so romantic~
Sad: *sadly* yes...it is true
Brian: you guys are fookin'?!
Sad: ...uh...No! The drowning bit was-
Warfo: *investigative pose* he's definitely into that, but trying not to make it obvious. Choke kink, of course
Sad: STOP FETISHISING MY MISERY
Tomska: people do that you know
Brian: Wait, stop-!
Tomska: haha, I wanna die! *puts gun to head*
Brian: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! PUT THE GUN DOWN YOU DEGENERATE! *rugby tackles Tom and grabs the gun, snapping it in half*
Tomska: awww, I was gonna use that
Brian: EXACTLY
Sad: A N Y W A Y S - MOVING ON
Warfo: yes, let's! Tom! You go next, seeing as you keep trying to commit suici- PUT THE CYANIDE DOWN
Tomska: awww man, you guys are so quick!
Brian: *blows cyanide bottle up with lasers from his eyes*
Tomska: *stares at him in terror*
Brian: *glares at him* No suiciding, in my Christian chatroom.
Tomska: sorry Jesus
Warfo: TOM. WHAT IS WRONG.
Tomska: everything! :D
Warfo: aw c'mon there's gotta be something good
Tomska: my extensive gun collection and conveniently large deposit of useful ammunition nearby?
Warfo: apart from that.
Sad: Fookin' hell...
Brian: now we're getting into some deep shit *rubs hands together with glee* Tom! Tell me! Why do you want to die?
Tomska: uh... *becomes monotone* It's become my brand.
Sad: I thought that was Dan Howell's brand?
Tomska: *holds knife to Daithi's throat* Yeah, well, I fucking stole it. TELL. NO. ONE.
Sad: *screams*
Brian: TOM, I WILL KILL YOU.
Tomska: *smiles* oh, please do!
Brian: oh for fuck's sake-
Warfo: RIGHT *stands up* YOU BUNCH O' FUCKING SISSIES. I SHOT AND MURDERED THREE PEOPLE, A DOG, AND A BABY. YOU THINK YOU HAVE ISSUES?! TAKE A LOOK AT ME! I'VE LOST MY PARTNER, MARK, I'VE LOST MY JOB, MY SANITY *laughs* I'VE EVEN LOST THE GLORIOUS SHINE TO MY WARFSTACHE! I have it the worse here, wouldn't you think?!
*chatroom wall suddenly explodes inwards violently*
*everyone is thrown to one side, bricks and mortar flying everywhere*
*a shadowy figure emerges from the billowing dust*
*their lanky form clambers over the discarded building material with ease, as they slowly come into the light*
Derp: excuse me bitch, but move the fuck over! Derp SSundee's comin' through.
[Derp has entered the chatroom]
Tomska: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Derp: I've been busy...uh... Taking care of, things...
Warfo: *bored expression* You killed someone, didn't you?
Derp: no! Surprisingly... Uh, what was I doing? *looks confused*
Brian: GETTING IN T'E WAY OF MY THERAPY SESSION! *shakes a brick off his shoulder and straightens a damaged arm out with a few robotic clunks and snaps* *scowls at Derp*
Derp: woah, are you a robot?
Brian: *dryly* no, I'm Irish.
Sad: ehhh, same either way...
Brian: NO, IT'S REALLY NOT! I DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE, BECAUSE THEY PLUGGED MY BRAIN INTO A FOOKIN' MACHINE! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A ROBOT!
Derp: *shrugs* I didn't ask to look like my face had been stuck in a washing machine for two hours straight, but, y'know, life's a bitch.
Brian: *eye twitches*
Warfo: *staring at Derp* I don't think your logic applies here, Derp.
Tomska: I'm still here.
Warfo: *turns round and yells at him* NOBODY CARES
Tomska: oh wow hurtful
Brian: *straightens up suddenly, eyes flashing* WARNING: MALFUNCTIONING, WARNING: MALFUNCTIONING
Sad: aw FOOKIT *runs up to Brian* what's malfunctioning?!
Brian: *steam shoots out ears* CPU OVERHEATING. MAIN CAUSE: OVERWHELMING AND INTENSE FRUSTRATION WITH SURROUNDING HUMANS.
Warfo: honestly same
Tomska: *raises gun slowly* I could shoot him? :D
Derp: WHAT IS WITH YOU AND GUNS?!
Tomska: *stares at gun in hand and smiles* they make me...feel things.
Derp: *pulls a face* Never mind. I severely regret asking that question now.
Brian: *head starts spinning round rapidly* ERROR: CANNOT COMPUTE STUPIDITY OF SURROUNDING INDIVIDUALS, ERROR: CANNOT COMPUTE STUPIDITY OF SURROUNDING INDIVIDUALS
Warfo: honestly same
Sad: STOP SAYING THAT, YOU SOUND LIKE TUMBLR FOR FOOK'S SAKE
Warfo: YOU DON'T KNOW ME MOM
Derp: *hides behind a still smiling Tom* if he blows up, do we get to claim his life insurance?
Sad: HOW WOULD I KNOW?! ...actually, should we ask him?
Brian: ERRORERRORERRORSRROR- *steaming from many areas now, spinning more violently and spitting oil out*
Sad: NOPE, FOOK THAT *dives for cover behind Tom as well*
Tomska: *slowly takes aim at Brian and closes one eye, poking tongue out in concentration* easy does it, easy does it...
Warfo: *crosses his arms* I just came here for therapy and I'm honestly feeling so personally attacked right now.
Brian: *stops spinning abruptly and goes completely rigid, eyes glassy and oil dripping profusely from his mouth and nose*
Tomska: *grins* SHOOT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY! *fires gun at Brian*
*bullet ricochets off Brian's metal skull and blasts him back off his feet from the impact*
Warfo: *screams and hits the ground as the bullet bounces around the room*
Derp: *drops to the floor, gritting teeth and watching it, crooked eyes spinning wildly in their sockets*
Sad: YOU FOOKIN' IDIOT *slams into Tom and brings them both down to the ground*
*the bullet eventually finds someone and a guttural screech of pain is heard*
Warfo: MY FUCKING KNEE *yelling more curse words which really should not be written down* AAAAAA
Tomska: *points the gun at Warf whilst laughing* AHAH, KARMA BITCH! YOU TOLD ME THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY FEELINGS, SO YOU GOT SHOT!
Derp: MOVE THE GUN AWAY FROM HIS FACE, YOU IDIOT
Sad: *looks anxiously up at Brian* B-Brian? You okay, man?
Brian: *looks down at Daithi* who is Brian? I am the Terminator.
[Brian changed Username to TERMINATOR]
Sad: *eyes widen* oh FOOK
Brian: *Arnold Schwarzenegger laugh* *lurches forward to grab the others, who are all piled up onto each other from after the gunshot*
Derp: *screams and scrabbles away from him*
Sad: *kicks him back and gets to his feet, sprinting away* RUUUUUN!!! IF HE CATCHES YOU, HE'LL FOOKIN' TERMINATE YOU!
Tomska: *stands up and grins at Brian* Hi there!
Terminator: I WILL, KILL YOU.
Tomska: GREAT! *holds out arms, as if embracing death, with a huge grin upon his face* Please do!
Warfo: *lying on the ground, half unconscious from the pain* I used to be a journalist like you, you know...until I took a bullet to the knee...ahahahah...
[Tomska was TERMINATED]
Warfo: *looks up as a shadow falls over him* oh, fucking brilliant. Karma, my ass.
[Warfo was TERMINATED]
Derp: *runs to where Daithi is now hiding behind a pile of bricks and hunkers down beside him* *urgent whisper* what are we gonna do?!
Sad: *chews on lip* I...I think we need to switch him back to Brian!
Derp: but, how?!
Sad: ...uhh...eheheh... Uhm, I hadn't gotten that far yet...
Derp: Can't we just leave him?
Sad: *feels guilty* No...I don't know if I could live with that.
*a shadow falls over them*
Derp and Daithi: *looks up at a black silhouette of a man, with two glowing red eyes, illuminating a large, toothy grin*
Derp: *whispers* oh fuck
Sad: *purses lips* you know what? I could live with it.
Both: *shoot to their feet and scramble to escape* RUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!
Terminator: *Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* HAHA! YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL TERMINATE YOU!
[Sad ran out of the chatroom]
[Derp ran out of the chatroom]
Terminator: *looks at the fourth wall and grins* I'll be back. Or...should I say, we'll be back. *laughs maniacally, then runs after Derp and Daithi*
[The Terminator left the chatroom]

...silence...

[Squeaks entered the chatroom]
Squeaks: Well...uh...I...I'm not even gonna try to explain what just happened there. But, I hope that you at least somewhat enjoyed it, pft. Leave a vote if you did, and feel free to also leave a comment. I'm sorry that it was kinda short. You can also request what setting the chat should take place in next, and what characters/people should be in it, in the comments below.
Squeaks: also... I'M BACK. *puts Terminator shades on*
Squeaks: Stay safe, ya'll.
[Squeaks left the chatroom]

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