11.10.2015
[Toxic was thrown into chatroom]
Toxic: *faceplants the ground* Owww
[Warf entered the chatroom]
Warf: *looks at Toxic* HAHAHA
Toxic: *glares at him* Shut up
[Mark entered the room with Tiny Box Tim on his head]
Mark: Mah lil' bishcit! *looks at Toxic* *voice goes high pitched* WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!
Toxic: -_-
Warf: THAT Mark, is a rare, very pissed off JackToxicEye. You sounded like a girl by the way XD
Toxic: *crosses arms and growls*
Mark: *uneasy laugh* Oh riight, of course, I knew that...hehe...
Toxic: *rolls eyes* Nice to meet you as well
[SSundee skipped into the chatroom]
Everyone else: *turns and stares at him*
SSundee: *turns round and walks very seriously back out again*
Warf: *laughs*
Mark: *runs away when Toxic isn't looking*
Toxic: *groans* Why am I the constant subject of terror and horror?
Warf: Hey, you could look worse. You should see Dark when he wakes up in the morning, Mark runs about a mile away from him then
Toxic: *chuckles*
[BOSS entered the chatroom]
BOSS: YOLO BITCHES- *sees Toxic* *jaw drops*
Toxic: Oh here we go again, yeah I'm so scary, rawr, now can you like, run away and get it over and done with?
BOSS: ...
{Squeaks switched on thoughts for BOSS}
BOSS: ~My god he's fit, I mean just look at that ass- WHAT THE HELL?!
Warf: *dies*
Toxic: Um...uh... *goes bright red*
Warf: *revives then dies laughing again*
BOSS: *is also bright red*
Warf: *revives*
BOSS: ~Oh my god oh my god oh my god-~ STOP SHOWING WHAT I'M THINKING!
Warf: *dies again* oh goddamnit XD
Toxic: Ummm....
BOSS: *glares at me*
{Squeaks casually turned thoughts off}
BOSS: THANKYOU, JEEZ
Toxic: *blurts out* You're irish
BOSS: Erm...yeeeeah. *smirks* Why, do you have something against leprechauns?
Toxic: *snorts* No. Also, do you always shout?
BOSS: MAYBE!
Warf: *revives and facepalms*
BOSS: Hahaha. *holds out hand to Toxic* Name's Jackaboy! Well, actually it's Sean, but I'm mostly known as JackSepticEye
Toxic: *shakes it* Um, that's funny, cus my name is JackToxicEye
BOSS: You know you look a lot like me... *looks at his talons* Jeezus Christ boi you've got some claws there!
Toxic: *blushes and hides hands*
[Mintychoc02 fell into the chatroom, promptly faceplanting on the ground]
Mintychoc: GUYS NOTICE ME SANPAI PLEZ!
BOSS: ...........
Toxic: You've been noticed
Mintychoc: YAY! I BROUGHT FANFICTION!
Toxic: Oh god *tries to fly away*
Warf: *grabs his tail* Nope nope nope nope
Mintychoc: Nope.avi
BOSS: Please gahd not the fanfiction
Mintychoc: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
BOSS: NOOOOOOO
Toxic: Dafuq?
Warf: *dies again*
Toxic: Oh for the love of-
Mintychoc: Lenny face
Toxic: *bares teeth*
Mintychoc: If you don't read the fanfiction I'll spam you with Lenny Faces
BOSS: FINE!
Mintychoc: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) -
BOSS: FINE WE'LL READ THE GODDAMN FANFICTION!
Warf: *revives* What are we reading?
Squeaks: Warfiplier
Warf: Yay!
BOSS: Wait what?! When did this happen?
[Mark was invited to chat by Warf]
Mark: What? What's going on?
Toxic: Reading fanfiction
BOSS: Whyyyyyyy???!!!!!!!
Warf: that's a lot of why's
Mark: s'lot of boo's
Warf: MY GAHD!!
Mintychoc: *happily* Chapter 1 *slyly covers up intimacy warning at top of page* Jack! You start!
BOSS: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I DON'T WANNAAA!!
Warf: I volunteer as tribute
Mark: That reference doe
Warf: *clears throat* Once upon a time- excuse me, but this is bullshit already-
Mark: READ IT AND SAVE US ALL
Warf: Fine. Upon a time-
Mintychoc: THE END
Warf: EXCUSE ME! STOP FREAKING INTERRUPTING!
Mintychoc: Jeez, calm yo pink tits
Warf: -_-
BOSS: oh for-
Mintychoc: Lenny face
BOSS: RRRRRRR, STAHP IT!!!!
Warf: *is still reading* it says lenny face...
Mintychoc: :^ *slowly turns page*
Warf: <_<
Mintychoc: >_>
Mark: oh for f**k's sake, read it!!
BOSS: You know what?! Screw it! *takes book off them* *narrows eyes at page* He removed his belt, his hands running down to- WHAT THE HELL?!
{Squeaks: HAHAHAHAHA}
Warf: >_>
Jack: <_<
Mintchoc: <_<
Jack: >_>
Toxic: *blows up book with fire* Ok, storytime over
Mintychoc: ohh, screw you
Warf: Oh Toooooxiiiic~
Toxic: -_- What?
Mark: ?
Warf: *waves book with septiceye on front* I got something you might be interested in
BOSS: *raises eyebrow*
Warf: AAHHHHHH, THINK FAST! *throws book at Mark*
Mark: Wut? *hits him in face* WILFORD!
Warf: Rofl
BOSS: Boss...baws...BAWS...LIKE A FREAKING BAWS!
Toxic: ...
Mintychoc: IHABHJSIHHWHAPISH
[Mintychoc ran out of the room flailing his arms]
Mark: *is reading the fanfic*
Warf: *stares at him*
Jack: WHAT ARE WE READING?!
Toxic: *doubts functionality of his ears*
Jack: Sarry
Mark: It's says ToxicJack on the cover
Toxic: My god
Jack: You don't
Warf: SAY
Mark: -_- *throws book over shoulder* Watever
Warf: So what now?
{Squeaks: Now for something completely different!}
Toxic: Ugh *head in hands*
Jack: :^ *starts poking him*
Toxic: Can you not?
Warf: What torment must we suffer now?
{IT'S CROSSOVER TIME!}
Mark: EVERYONE RUN WHILE WE STILL CAN!
Jack: YE CAN'T RUN IN A CHATROOM YEH DUMBASS!
Warf: *snorts and laughs*
Toxic: Bless you
*All are placed into office*
{HAVE FUN! :D}
Warf: No. I'm going to have a horrible time just to piss you off :3 *rolls eyes*
Jack: Where the heck are we?
Toxic: Narnia
[Suddenly, a wild _Dizzy appears]
Dizzy: Yis
Mark: Why does this seem so familiar?
Dizzy: Because potatoes
Warf: Can you not?
Dizzy: Yis
Warf: It's YES, not 'yis'
Dizzy: Yis
Warf: Yes
Dizzy: Yis
Warf: Yes
Dizzy: Yis
Warf: Yes
Dizzy: Yis
Warf: Yes
Dizzy: Yis
Warf: Yes
Dizzy: Yis
Warf: Yes
Mark: SHUUUDDDUUUUUUPPPP!!
..........
Dizzy: Yis
Toxic: *facepalms with tail*
Jack: Guys I just heard laughter
Mark: Well that's good right?
Warf: Not in a crossover it ain't
Dizzy: Crossover.avi
Mark: Are you still here?
Dizzy: Yis
Warf: -_-
Jack: *approaches door and looks round it* Guys I have a flashlight! *switches it on* JEEEZUS!!!! *slams door* AHGAHDITWASHORRIBLEMYEYESTHEYBURNOHGAHDNO!
Mark: Calm down Jack it was just your reflection
Jack: 'ef THAT was my reflection then I NEED to think about getting a facelift
Toxic: *looks out of window* Oh lovely, a man-eating robotic rabbit is staring back at me *waves* Yehoo
Warf: Guys we're in an office with an animatronic outside
Dizzy: WE'RE IN TF2! :D
Jack: *facepalms* Feckin' ejit
Mark: *pales* We're in Freddy's Pizzeria aren't we?
Dizzy: Yis-
Warf: SHUDDUP
Jack: GUYS IT'S FOXY!
Dizzy: *whips round and shines flashlight in his eyes*
Foxy: AHHH! MY EYES THEY BURN!
Toxic: Hey Jack are you two related?
Jack: Shut up
Foxy: *skitters off*
Dizzy: *is making random Leathericecream references*
Mark: Well that was interesting
{Squeaks: Want to come back now?}
Jack: No I want to stay here for eternity- OF COURSE WE WANT OUT!
_Squeaks moved all users back to chatroom_
Dizzy: Hey look there's a thing
Toxic: No really -_-
Mark: Hello person!
??: FANFICTION IS IN REALITY!
*in distance* YOU DUMB SHIT THAT IS A CANE!
??: CAKE!
{David what are you doing here?}
Davido: *happily* Breaking the fourth wall :D
Derp: THAT'S MY JOB
Jack: Oh god so many people
Dizzy: Hey Wilford
Warf: *looks at him* What?
Dizzy: Yis
[Dizzy left the chatroom]
Warf: *mutters* Screw you
Davido: Can I go now?
{Squeaks: I never brought you here in the first place...so yeah}
Leathericecream: RUN AWAY DAVID BE FREE!
{Squeaks: Oh goddamnit Leather, you too?! SHOO SHOO!}
Leathericecream: Oh but we shall return >:)
Mark: The chat is imploding...again
Warf: I see that
Toxic: *flies off*
Jack: 'EY GET BACK HERE! I NEED A LIFT! *runs after him*
Mark: Well...so here we are again
Warf: Alone
Mark: Yep
Warf: ...this chatroom is so weird
{Squeaks: Tell me about it, it's basically my mind}
Warf: I pity you
{Squeaks: Nah it's cool. I get to torment you guys after all}
Mark: Oh yes, minor detail -_-
{Squeaks: I shall be merciful for once. Go. Leave. Be happy. Until I call you back again.}
Mark: RUN AWAY WARF 'LESS SHE CHANGES HER MIND
Warf: *runs after him, warfstache style*
{Squeaks: 'Tas been a while huh dudes? Well, if you enjoyed, like, comment if yah want and stay derpy for me! :3}