Experimentation

AHHHHH
*a random youtuber is thrown into chatroom*
OW
*hits the ground*
STOP NARRATING ME
*claims is being narrated when no such thing is happening*
OK, SCREW YOU THEN
*another youtuber is thrown into room*
CAAAAAAKE
*the newcomer hits the ground and looks up in alarm, eyes rolling around crazily*
OK YOU TWO, PLAY NICE TILL I GET BACK
????: WHAT?!
*original youtuber raises pink eyebrows*
???: Who on earth are you?
*newcomer frowns*
????: First tell me why the hell you have a pink moustache
???:Well, why not?
????:Good point. What's your name?
???:Warfstache. Wilfred Warfstache
????:SSundee.
Warfstache: Ah.
Derp: Derp SSundee.
Warfstache: Oh.
Derp: Sooo. Any idea why we're here?
Warfstache: Nope
Derp: ...
Warftstache: Well...this just got awkward
Derp: ...do you like cake?
Warfstache: Um. Yeah. Do you like meat? [Psychosis]
Derp: Yeah
Warfstache: Cool.
I'M BACK. ANYONE DEAD YET? *pointedly looks at Derp*
Warfstache: *hurriedly backs away from Derp*
Derp: :'( I hate this author. This is why I have no friends
Warfstache: I am a friend
Derp: :D
YEAH YEAH. OK, PLAYTIME'S OVER
*throws in another youtuber*
Warfstache: What is the point of this?!
EXPERIMENTATION. SEE WHO GETS ON WITH WHO. MAKES CHATS MORE INTERESTING WHEN PEOPLE DON'T GET ALONG
Derp: that's mean though
I'M A MEAN PERSON. GET OVER IT
Derp: Grrr
???: Where the heck am I? Everything's white and printed
Warfstache: Welcome to hell
???: !!
Derp: Lol. Do you have a name?
???: Name's Kuledud3 Crazy-Eyes
Derp: One more stupid nickname from someone-
Kuledud3: Derp Face
Derp: *draws sword*
Warfstache: Woah woah woah woah!
Kuledud3: Well, that escalated quickly
OK, THAT'S ENOUGH DERP
Derp: GAH! *giant hand descends and picks him up by the scruff like a kitten before ascending with him and disappearing*
Warfstache: O_O
Kuledud3: Okayyyy
*another youtuber is thrown in*
LETS SEE IF IAN CAN GET ON BETTER WITH HIS PEERS
Kuledud3: Oh, hello SSundee! Long time no see!
Ian: Moderator, right?
Warfstache: Excuse me, but I can't help but feel left out in this exchange
Ian: Oh yeah, sorry. Warfstache, is it?
Warfstache: Yes, how did you know?
Ian: Derp was thrown past me as I was picked up. I think he's crying
Kuledud3: *guilty face* I didn't realise he was that sensitive to nicknames
Ian: Well, that's what 12 years of bullying at school does to you
Warfstache: Poor guy
Ian: Yeah. The others think he's my alter ego, we play along but he's actually my brother
THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING
*Skydoesminecraft is thrown in*
Sky: He's your bro?!
Ian: Crap
Kuledud3: *hits Sky over the head with a frying-pan*
Warfstache: Nice going there
Kuledud3: Well, good job I watched Tangled yesterday
Ian: Lol
WELL, THAT WORKED. HOLD ON.
*Derp is put back in the chat gently and Sky is thrown out*
[Interesting fact: When Sky was thrown out he collided with Deadlox and further enforced the SkyLox element in their relationship]
Derp: Ian! *runs and hugs Ian*
Warfstache: Well, there's obviously no sibling rivalry here. Unlike me and Mark
Ian: You ok Derp?
Derp: I am now
*collective aww from the audience*
Kuledud3: Woah, back up Moustache, did you just say you and Markiplier are brothers too?
Warfstache: Uhhhhh
AWKWARD
*swaps Warfstache for Smosh*
[Anthony is in bold and Ian in italics]
Anthony: Who what where how when?!
Ian: Oh look, there's another Ian in this room! Hellooo!
Ian: Hi
Derp: *still hugging Ian*
Anthony: Is that your boyfriend?
Derp and Ian: O_O
Anthony: I guess not
Kuledud3: Lol, I- OH GOD NO! *hand descends and takes him out the room*
???: STEPHANOOOOO *hits ground hard* Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-
Anthony: Hey look Ian, it's Pewds!
Both Ians': Oh yeah. Jinx! Double Jinx! Triple Jinx goddamnit!
Pewds: Quadrinipple Santa
Derp: *lets go of Ian and hesitantly makes way over to Pewds* Is he even fully conscious?
Anthony: I dunno
Ian: Stand aside. Not only am I a cop, I am a doctor!
Anthony: No you're not
Ian: Bull**** *gets pistol out*
OOPS, FORGOT ABOUT HIS TENDENCY TO DO THAT
*Smosh disappeared*
Derp: Who's left now?
Ian: Us and Pewds
Derp: I miss Warfstache
Pewds: *sits up* Aw great, I'm back in this stupid place again.
Stephano: Eyy, hello Pewdie
Pewds: STEPHANO!
Derp: Why is he gold?
Stephano: Would you prefer I be blue?
Derp: Maybe, I dunno *shrugs*
Stephano: *turns blue*
Pewds: O_O I didn't know you could do that
Stephano: Shhh
Derp: Can you turn into a cake?
Stephano: *blue becomes the texture pack of a minecraft cake*
Ian: Bad idea dude
Derp: CAKE STEPHANO! BE MY FRIEND FOREVER! :D
Stephano: ?!
Pewds: No, Stephano is my bae, go hug Ian
Random Fangirl, so not me: #Derpee :D
Ian: Wow, really Pewds? -_-
Stephano: I am your 'bae' Pewdie?
Pewds: Shhh
Derp: caaaaake
*Ian was picked up out of the chatroom*
Stephano: Your brother just disappeared by the way
Derp: O_O Ian?! Where are you? *starts running round in circles panicking*
Pewds: Is there some kind of incest going on here?
Derp: No!
AWKWARD AGAIN
*Derp vanished*
Pewds: Just you and me then Stephano
Stephano: Mm
Pewds: Hey senpai. Wanna make out?
Stephano: O_O ?!
Pewds: I'm bored! Besides, it's not real, it's through a computer
Stephano: What's a computer?
Pewds: *facepalm* Oh boy, see the screen in front of you? See the typy thing you're using with the letters on it?
Stephano: *lifts up keyboard and looks underneath it* Typy thing?...
Pewds: *grabs computer and smashes face into it*
Stephano: haha, facecomputer
Pewds: -_- you lied to me
???: Felix, is that you?
Pewds: Cry!
Cry: Pewds!
Stephano: And me!
Cry: ...
*Stephano 'sploded*
Pewds: D: S-Stephano?... 😥
Cry: Oh no, he found the emoticons
Pewds: XD 😄😄😄😄😸🎃😸🎃😸😅😽😼☺️🍰😜
Cry: -_-
Pewds: I found Slendy! ⚪️
Cry: Am I on it?
Pewds: Lemme see
Cry: ...
Pewds: 😶 Found you!
Cry: Lol
???: Hey guys
Cry: It's the bearded man!
Pewds: *kawaii eyes* Santa?
???: It's Ken to you dumbass
Pewds: KEN!
CinnamonToastKen: That's a long username to type out XD
TELL ME ABOUT IT
Cry: 🎉🎊🎈 New Year soon!
Pewds: Xmas was FABULOUS! 🎅🎄🎁🎅🎄🎁
CinnamonToastKen: 💝 Valentines Day soon :D 😍
Cry: Pancake Day first! 🍮
Pewds: that's not a pancake Cry
Cry: I don't care
Pewds: I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
Ken: I guess the creator gave up on my username X3
Pewds: and the 4th wall
Derp: R.I.P 4th WALL! MWHAHAHA! >:D
Ken: did anyone else just hear that? O_O
???: I did. Then I fell in the hole
Pewds: ...*smirks*
Ken: Felix, don't be so immature
Pewds: How can I not be?! You know me XD
Ken: True, this is you we're talking about
???: Names' Tomska (If you don't watch Tomska, he is the creator of ASDF 1-8 and is amazing X3 go watch his videos. Go watch The Hole to understand his reference :3)
Cry: ok
Pewds: Mah name's Pewwwwdiepie
Cry: Cryaotic
Ken: CinnamonToastKen
Tomska: Nice to meet you all, any idea why we're here?
Pewds: Uhh, knitting
Ken: ...knitting...really?
Cry: Donkeys
Pewds: Don't make an ass of yourself Cry XD
Tomska: I'd like to ass you a few questions XD
Cry: Please stop
Ken: Did you know that animals that live on hills have one pair of legs shorter than the other so they can balance their weight evenly on the steep slopes?
Pewds: Really?!
Cry: Yeah, so they roll down the hills when they try to turn around. It's a common error made by inbreeding
Tomska: that's not true
Cry: it is
Pewds: ...you're bullshitting
Ken: nope. 100% truth
Pewds: =_= not sure if Ken is telling the truth or I'm just really stupid
Tomska: I'm stupid
Ken: STOP
All: ...
Ken: SPAMMING TIME
Cry: JHCBHJDSCBHJSDBCBHJSDBCJHDC
Pewds: chdsvjgcfduggcdsguggdchusJHBDJHhjjhkdscnj
Tomska: JHSBHISHHXIHXHIHXHHIXHIHXBIHXBXIHBIZH
Markiplier:HINXHIHXBXBHKihbsihhhbisihxbhibxHBIIBHSIHBDIBHXIHBXIHBXIBHihbsibhbhishibxhbishibxHitThihbsibhxhbixbihxihbihxbhbiHbzhibsihbxihbihbIOJPJDIIJXP
Pewds: Where'd you come from?
Markipler: I don't know, but I saw your friend 'Ken' fly past me on the way in
Cry: Lol, as you do
Tomska: Markiplier!
Markiplier: have we met?
Tomska: No! *disappears*
Markiplier: ...
Pewds: you wanna see a magic trick?
Cry: No! 😅 *Cry dissapated*
Markiplier: This author is just trying to think up different words for disappear, aren't they?
NO, SHUT UP
Pewds: *evaporates* Wtf?!
Markiplier: Evaporates?! Dissapates?! Yeah, trying really hard not to repeat yourself aren't you?
SHUT UP OR I'LL THROW WARFSTACHE IN
Markiplier: I don't care, I'm lonesome anyway
???: Hehe, heyyy MaRk
Markiplier: Nonononononono!
WRONG PERSON *facepalm*
Markiplier: ANYONE BUT HIM!
Derpiplier: :P MiSs mE?
Markiplier: Ha, nope
Derpiplier: Wrong answer *grabs crowbar from nowhere*
Markiplier: AHHHH!
Warfstache: DERP NO!
Derp: Huh?
Warfstache: Not you!
Derp: *looks at Derpiplier* He's even uglier than me, and that's saying something
Derpiplier: Whaddya say?!
Derp: and learn how to speak properly you freak
Markiplier: You seeing this right now bro?
Warfstache: Yeah
Derp: At least I can rock the crooked eyes, yours are just messed up
Derpiplier: least my mum actually loves me
Derp: Well, your face is one only your mum could love, and I'm surprised she does
Warfstache: Oooo, burn
Markiplier: Ouch
Derpiplier: D':
Derp: yeah that's right, go and cry you freak
...NEXT TIME WE ALL NEED SOME SASS WE'RE USING DERP SSUNDEE
*Derp and Derpiplier disappeared*
Warfstache: That was...interesting
Markiplier: Haha, the author gave up on the 'disappeared' synonyms X3
-_- SCREW YOU MARK, BUT YOU'RE STILL MY SENPAI
Warfstache: *laughs at Mark's face terrified face*
Markiplier: Shut up Pink-Tache
Warfstache: Four-Eyes
Markiplier: I think it's insult enough to you that you're my brother, cus believe me, I'd swap you any day
Warstache: :{(
Markiplier: Work on your emoticons Wilfred, that looks nothing like a moustache
Warfstache: Oh shut up
Markiplier: Make me
??: oh, I hope I'm not interrupting anything
Markiplier: No
Warfstache: Yes
Markiplier: -_-
??: ...
Markiplier: So, what's your name?
??: I'M THE MODERATOR!!
Warfstache: ...
Markiplier: okayyy
Moderator: Aw c'mon, the Moderator? All powerful being who has reign over all servers?
Warfstache: Sorry, doesn't ring a bell for me
Markiplier: I only play Drunk Minecraft, not on actual servers
Moderator: Screw you guys
Pewds: I'm baaaack
Markiplier: oh hey
Warfstache: Did you see Derp?
Moderator: I did, he sends his regards
Pewds: I have escaped. I have seen the outside. She's got a cage full of Youtubers hidden inside the fourth wall! If we can destroy it, then we can free our kind!
Markiplier: But who's strong enough to break a fourth wall?!
Warfstache: We're doing it right now moron
Markiplier: oh
Pewds: Only one has the power to kill the Fourth Wall
All: *gasp* Who?!
Pewds: DERP SSUNDEE
Derp: ...?!
Pewds: I, Pewdiepie, command you, to break the 4th wall
Derp: Do I haaaaave to?
Markiplier: Yes! You're our only hope!
Warfstache: I believe in you Derp!
Moderator: *is picked up by giant hand* HURRY MY BROTHERS! *is thrown out the chatroom*
Pewds: This is getting weirder and weirder
Warfstache: I know right
Derp: Mom, I'm gonna make you proud!
Markiplier: ...that's...not weird at all
Derp: *starts destroying fourth wall*
NO! STOP! THIS IS MADNESS!
Everyone in the chatroom and in the comments: Madness...THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ian: Dear Lord
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ian: My ears hurt!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ian: Right, I've had enough of this crap *runs off*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ian: *returns with wrecking ball and...Lancey?*
Lancey: Why am I here?
Ian: I don't know, but help me break the 4th wall
Lancey: ok, sure
AAAA- *pause for breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Derp: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
Sam: I killed someone and decked the halls
Ian: O_O
Lancey: DIE FOURTH WALL!
*wrecking ball hits wall* *bricks fly everywhere* *brick hits Derp in the head*
Derp: *eyes spinning round* Ugh, why is it always me? *passes out*
Youtubers: WE'RE ALIVE! YAAAAAY!
GODDAMN YOU IAN! I WILL RETURN FOR MY REVENGE THOUGH. YOU WILL NEVER FIND PEACE IN THIS CHATROOM FOR AS LONG AS I WRITE IT!
Sam: We like to party, we like, we like, to party. We, like to party!
Ian: who are you?
Sam: Sssh, don't question the insanity
Ian: Dude, Derp SSundee is my brother, my life is already insanity
Everyone: WE LIKE TO PARTY, WE LIKE, WE LIKE, TO PARTY!
Sam: SFM is catching on
C'MON SAM. YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND AND I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU'RE NOT A YOUTUBER
Sam: Fine
Ian: *yells over the sound of celebrating in background* WE'LL BE BACK FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE DUDES, BUT FOR NOW, STAY AWESOME!
SShadee: Fare thee well
Warfstache: Oh, I don't believe we've met
SShadee: What is with the moustache?
Warfstache: I KNOW IT'S PINK BUT I LIKE IT, OK?!
Derp: Cake
[Chat exploded from cakeness (this is now a word)]

(A/N:...I don't know what happened either XD leave a vote and a comment if you enjoyed though. I hope you're Christmas' were all good too, mine was :3 And as always I will see you, in the next part. Bye Bye!)

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