its a wizard hat! (ESMP)
Hosts for part: Dawn shimmer Rockpelt Lelxa and Leatherback
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Dawn shimmer: "Hey and welcome back today we might have our funniest dare yet"
Leatherback: "What is it about"
Dawn shimmer: "You'll see" *tallaports Gem sausage Jimmy and Fwip in*
Sausage: "Did you do your wizard magic to send us here"
Fwip: "Wait is the bigger your wizard is hat the more powerful it is?"
Jimmy: "I say its which magic cause it looks like a which hat"
Gem: "It's a wizard hat!"
Jimmy: "If you say so"
Gem: "I well blast you"
Dawn shimmer: *makes Gem's sword and staff dissappear*
Gem: "What the. Where did my weapons go?"
Dawn shimmer: "I took them away because you seem to like to use them to punish people who annoy you"
Lelxa: "Good one Dawn"
Gem: "Give them back"
Sausage: "This is like no universe I have seen before"
Jimmy Gem and Fwip spin around to stare at Sausage
Fwip: "Is that why I heard you but couldn't see you?"
Dawn shimmer: *sitting chilling well Sausage tells them because she knows already*
Dawn shimmer: "Now that you have wasted enough of our time let's get to the dare we came here to do"
Gem: "And what's that"
Fwip: "So the size of that hat doesn't show how smart you are"
Gem: *Hits Fwip* "stop with the jokes about my hat"
Fwip: "Why there are so many good ones"
Gem: "Well they are getting annoying"
Dawn shimmer: "The dare is that Gem has to let them make the jokes and not hit them for it"
Gem: "No! I'm not doing it"
Leatherback: "You have to it's the dare"
Rockpelt: "You know Dawn could probably think of all sorts of punishments for not doing it"
Dawn shimmer: "Yeah I already got to toss Xornoth in the river"
Fwip: *stares at Dawn shimmer* "seriously?"
Dawn shimmer "Yes and the look when he came out of the river was priceless"
Fwip: "I wish I could have seen it"
Gem: "But didn't we trap him in the crystal?"
Sausage: "So if we would push Gem off a cliff do you think she would use her hat as a parachute and float down"
Gem: "We are not! Going to test that and it's not a parachute it's a wizard hat"
Jimmy: "Which hat"
Gem: "I said it's a Wizard hat!"
Jimmy: "I don't know it's pointed like a which hat would be"
Fwip: "You never answered my question do you need to use more fireworks to fly because that hat cuts off most of the air flow"
Gem *Glares at Fwip* "stop making jokes about my hat now"
Fwip: "No"
Gem: "No more jokes about my wizard hat"
Dawn shimmer: "Nope they get to make as many jokes as they want"
Gem: *Glares at Dawn shimmer* "why do you have to let them?"
Dawn shimmer: "Because it's a dare"
Gem: "Well the dare is dumb"
Dawn shimmer: "I totally spent so long coming up with this dare"
But really it had only came to her mind well she was drawing funny stuff
Gem: "And why do I not trust you saying that"
Dawn shimmer: "Don't know"
Lelxa: "Because it only came to her mind well she was drawing today"
Dawn shimmer: "Alexandrite are you serious"
Lelxa: *smiles at Dawn shimmer* "because I felt like it"
Dawn shimmer: "Well it's annoying"
Lelxa: "Your annoying"
Gem: "These three are annoying. I seriously don't understand why I do anything with them"
Fwip: "I'm not annoying only they are and did you do my rule or do I need to take your wings"
Jimmy: "I did your rule I connected to Lizze"
Gem: "Uh since when were you the emperor"
Dawn shimmer: "Enough fighting about this stuff"
Fwip: "And why do we need to listen to you"
Dawn shimmer: "Like I told Xornoth I'm the all powerful Dawn shimmer"
Lelxa: "I think she has had enough of the jokes about the hat"
Fwip: "It could probably win a prize for the biggest hat"
Gem: "Enough! Of the jokes!"
Sausage: "It's not like you could hear them the hat has noise canceling features"
Gem: "Seriously why do I do anything with you two"
Dawn shimmer: *tallaports the three of them home* "see you next time byeeeeeeee"
(Okay there were so many jokes about gems wizard hat I just had to do this) :3
There are so many by the other members of the Empires SMP that there was a video including all the jokes
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