You were sitting after school in your bedroom,with your boyfriend Jason Dean. You sighed softly,"Kurt and Ram are just assholes..."You muttered under your breath. "Clearly."He replied,hearing you. You nodded,"I can't believe those two idiots said that crap." You were annoyed because of the stupid rumor that Kurt and Ram had a damn swordfight in your mouth (*Admin casually sings Blue Reprise in the background*). "Why don't we show them why is it bad to mess with Y/N and JD?"He asked you. "I like that idea." You told JD in reply.

A few hours later,you two were back again in your bedroom. You phoned the number of Kurt Kelly,which Heather had given you before the date. "'Yello."Kurt answered the phone. "Hi Kurt. It's me,Y/N."You replied,simply. "So,I've heard about these rumors between you,Ram and I...and I was wondering if you wanted them to come true."You sweet talked the quarterback. "Uh...yeah. We'd love that."Kurt said. "Really?"You replied,with fake surprise. JD stifled a laugh and you told him to stay quiet,but managed a small laugh yourself. "One more thing..."You stated. "What?"Kurt replied,Ram probably listening in. "How'd you know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?" You asked him. "Uh...lucky guess?"Kurt said,not very sure of himself. "Great. Meet me in the cemetery at dawn..."You told him before placing the phone on the bed and hanging up. You and JD started cracking up. "It's not that funny."You mumbled between laughs. "Yes it is."He told you. "Okay...maybe it was a bit."You stifled. He grabbed a blue bag off the ground,and pulled out his gun.

You stared at the gun in his hand,and he pulled a few so-called bullets out of his trenchcoat pocket as well. "These are ich luge bullets."He stated,adjusting his trenchcoat. "Ich luge...what?"You questioned. "My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain a powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. We will use them to knock out Ram and Kurt long enough to make it look like a suicide pact.Complete with a forged suicide note."He explained to you. You picked up the suicide note to read over it.

It read...

"Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay,forbidden love from a disapproving world."

He chuckled and you put it back down. "What else you got?"You countered. He opened the blue bag to reveal his "gay artifacts". You chuckled when he went over everything with you. "Everything in here is perfect to put at the scene of the crime."He told you,and you nodded. JD chuckled once again,"And when the morning comes...they'll both be laughing stocks." He offered you his hand,and you took it. "So,let's go hunt some jocks..."You two said in unison.

JD helped you out of the window,and he carried all the equipment with him. You took the gun he gave you and placed it between your skirt and your side. You let out an uneasy sigh. "Let's do this."JD said,overly excited. He smiled,and whispered something to you.

"Our Love is God..."

A/N:This chapter was an example of the musical and movie being merged into one. I hope you enjoyed!!!