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[Everyone online: ✔]

Allihaveismoney: Byun Baekhyun I can see that you're texting and deleting messages

Why the hell are you awake right now?

Satansoo: Isn't it like 4 am there now?

Bitchimabottom: Baek, is everything okay?

Idontgiveacrap: Not really you guys...

I can't sleep and everytime I try to I end up having a nightmare..

Chickennuggets4life: Oh Baek, I'm so sorry..

I already finished eating chicken so I can't offer you a slice..

Bubbleteaking: What do you dream about?

Allihaveismoney: Sehun you can't just ask him what he's dreaming about!

Maybe he doesn't want to tell us!

Satansoo: You don't have to force yourself to tell us Baekhyun

We understand

Notmystyle: What's with all the notifications?

Baekhyun?

What are you still doing up?

Allihaveismoney: Scroll up you overgrown pillar!!

Bitchimabottom: Have you tried drinking some tea?

Bubbleteaking: I heard bubble tea is a good comfort drink

Laymedown: I think Luhan meant on the lighter terms of tea Sehun

Like chamomile or something

Minnie: I think it's best if you go to bed now Sehun

I don't think your brain works after 11pm

Idontgiveacrap: I've tried every thing

Tea, reading, staring at the wall, music..

Real_Dumbo: How about a call?

Satansoo: Wouldn't that just wake him up?

Allihaveismoney: Its a good thought Chanyeol..

But not one we're looking for here

Notmystyle: I wouldn't be so quick to judge Suho

Chanyeol's voice gets deeper at night, I sometimes get him to talk to me so I can fall asleep

Pandajams: You're joking right?

Laymedown: Chanyeol's night time voice is like an angel

Chickennuggets4life: Knocked me right out within 5 minutes

Bubbleteaking: Best nights sleep I got in months

TrollingMachine: Gotta agree with my boys on that one

Chanyeol's night voice does amazing things to my body

Satansoo: First.. ew

Allihaveismoney: Don't talk to me about judging someone Kris

I seemed to get it right when I suspected you and Tao

Sorry panda

Pandajams: No offense taken Suho!

Idontgiveacrap: Its okay Jongin it's too late to have chicken anyway

If it's okay with you I don't really want to talk about my dreams.. I believe that the less I think of them the better.. if that's okay

A call? It's okay Chanyeol I don't want to be a burden

Satansoo: Bullshit you need sleep

You have school tomorrow right?

Idontgiveacrap:  ...

Yes

Bitchimabottom: Then let Chanyeol at least try to help you fall asleep

Minnie: You never know maybe you'll be able to

If not we'll keep you company until you do :)

Bitchimabottom: Says the guy that's more than likely going to be in Jongdae's dorm tonight

TrollingMachine: Hey!

Why am I suddenly brought into conversation?

I literally just breathed over here!

Real_Dumbo: I swear to god that if I hear you two going at it like rabbits again I will incarnate your balls

Satansoo: My student is learning!!

Idontgiveacrap: I'm sorry..

You're WHAT?!

Chickennuggets4life: Sweetheart we talked about this..

You can't just bring up your devilish conversation in the group chat..

Bitchimabottom: Baekhyun if calling Chanyeol doesn't work the rest of us will be here to keep you company!

Allihaveismoney: As it seems like Minseok and Chen have another appointment..

Bubbleteaking: It's called fucking people!!

Stop sugarcoatng it as a bloody appointment! We're all adults here!

Idontgiveacrap: Eh- speak for yourself!

I am a child at heart!

Notmystyle: I always knew you were the innocent one!

Chickennuggets4life: I thought Lay was?

Bubbleteaking: No that changed, remembered he said that even Lay did the good good?

Bitchimabottom: For a guy so prone on simply saying sex you can't even do it there^

Allihaveismoney: He has a point you know

Idontgiveacrap: It seemed like your words back fired on you there Sehun!

Bubbleteaking: I think I'm going to go to sleep now

Night my dudes!

Allihaveismoney: Did he just..

Satansoo: If I could sigh through texting I would

Chickennuggets4life: You can! Watch me

*sigh*

Laymedown: *sigh*

Notmystyle: I would but sighing gives wrinkles..

Pandajams: You must sigh a lot then..

Notmystyle: When you have Chanyeol for a roommate you are prone to it..

Real_Dumbo: Ah I see the 'blame the roommate' is back...

...Yay...

Idontgiveacrap: I'm going to blame you for why I can't sleep

Real_Dumbo: *gasp* you wouldn't dare!

Chickennuggets4life: Dammit Park you showed the next lesson!

Repeat after me

*gasp*

Laymedown: *gasp*

I'm gasping through text this is amazing!!

Idontgiveacrap: I have to say it..

Who the fuck aloud those two to get high together?!

Satansoo: *facepalm*

Chickennuggets4life: Omg Kyungsoo!

You skipped like 10 steps ahead of the rest of the guys!!

I'm so proud of you!

Allihaveismoney: Yep

This is what my life has come to.. totally normal.. completely fine..

Notmystyle: Not exactly what I was expecting but...alright?

Allihaveismoney: SHUT UP KRIS

Satansoo: Jongin, what did you take?

Chickennuggets4life: My heart back!

I didn't want you or one of your minions stealing it to use in a demon summoning ritual!

Bitchimabottom: Yep he's stoned

Laymedown: Fucking baked man

Idontgiveacrap: I actually can't believe this hahahahahahaha

Satansoo: You're finding humour in my boyfriend's time of need?

Idontgiveacrap: Yep and because I'm so tired I can say that without being terrified of you slitting my throat when I arrive there

Pandajams: I'm just gonna leave before anything else happens

Good luck getting to sleep Baek!

Laymedown: Goodnight panda!

Satansoo: Night Tao

Bitchimabottom: Sleep well!

Idontgiveacrap: Thanks Tao

Sleep well

Real_Dumbo: See you later Kris

Try and at least attempt to sleep, you're both being as bad as Minseok and Chen

Chickennuggets4life: GUYS YOURE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE WHATS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

IM STARING AT A FLOATING CHICKEN

Notmystyle: Yep I'm definitely not dealing with that one, good luck guys

Notmystyle has left the chat!

Pandajams has left the chat!

Bitchimabottom: I just realised..

Sehun didn't log out..

Did he?

Real_Dumbo: Nope which means that Kyungsoo's going to have a field day tomorrow morning

*(1) New Private Message from Real_Dumbo*

Do you wish to leave this chat?

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Private Message

Real_Dumbo: I think you've been awake long enough now Baekhyun

Can I call you and attempt to help lull you to sleep?

Idontgiveacrap: My head hurts and my eyes are heavy yet I'm still wide awake

I'd really appreciate it if you could help me Chanyeol

Real_Dumbo: Well I'll certainly try my best

We won't stay on the call for too long I promise baby

Idontgiveacrap: Okay

Are we talking a video call or?

Real_Dumbo: We can see each other another time buttercup

For now let's just get you used to my voice hmm?

Idontgiveacrap: Okay

I'm ready

Incoming call from..

Real_Dumbo

Accept.           Decline

A little slip chapter that never made it into Private Message. Frankly because I literally just wrote it without much thought at 1:08am in this morning (Dec 29th)
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