HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAEKHYUN!

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'Why can't you hold me in the street?

Why can't I kiss you on the dance floor?

I wish that it could be like that

Why can't we be like that? 'Cause I'm yours.'

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Subject: THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT DON'T IGNORE

Hey bro. I hate asking for your help but my boyfriend's been conducting a study about celebrities' hidden relationships and guess what?! I immediately thought about you and BAEK HYUN!!! I'm such an AWESOME sister right?! YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE YOUR INSIGHT ABOUT IT! PLEASE REPLY!!!

Park Yoora

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Re: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IMPORTANT IN IT

and here you are again asking for such stupid things. tell your boyfriend i don't care and to STOP STUDYING CELEBRITIES' LIVES! LIKE WHO STUDIES CELEBRITIES' PERSONAL LIVES?! IS HE A SASAENG?! and btw he's creepy. i told you to break up with him already. you're such an idiot i don't want to call you 'noona' anymore.

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: YOU ARE SUCH A JERK I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Is that so? DO YOU WANT ME TO ASK BAEK HYUN INSTEAD?! I'm pretty sure he'll be more than glad to help her future sister-in-law. ;)

And my boyfriend is not creepy! It's just a STUDY. He won't reveal any names!!! Some idols already agreed to help me but I won't tell you they're from BTS. (Oops).

Anyways, I'm sending Baek Hyun an email alreadyyyyyy. HOW IS THAT?! *laughs evilly* :*

Park Yoora

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Re: DON'T YOU DARE BOTHER BAEK HYUN HE'S ON VACATION

OKAY FINE!!!

just leave Baek out of this because you're such a creep and i don't want him knowing our family's been invaded of creeps like you and your guy. AND WHAT'S WITH THE SMILEYS?! YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT COOL. you're getting OLDER.

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: ASSHOLE

Thanks so muchy brother!

But you're still an ASSHOLE. :))))

I'll wait for your reply. You can refer to Little Mix' 'Secret Love Song'  for your answers. AAANNNDDD i'll also be sending guide questionssssss. How's that sound? ;))))

Park Yoora

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Re: ASSHOLE but HOT

whatever.

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: here you go

i already received the questions via snail mail (you're desperately classic wtf?). but WHY ARE YOUR QUESTIONS SO STUPID I CAN'T EVEN READ IT WITHOUT ROLLING MY EYES! AND TO THINK THAT YOU'LL SEND THAT TO BAEKHYUN?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!

but here's the thing: i chose SOME questions that are not THAT stupid.

When did everything about you start?

Everything started from the very moment Baekhyun smiled. I know this is kind of cheesy but yeah, everything started when the sides of his lips reached his eyes and i just... i just... (i can't find the right word here but he basically blew all the wits out of my mind).

Everyone must admit this, even you, dear sister, that Byun Baekhyun's smile is one of the greatest creation in this world. His smile could brighten my darkest days and make all the bad things evaporate into nothingness. (Am i being poetic? sorry. can't help it.)

How did you become a couple?

I remember Baekhyun writing a letter for the ChanBaek fans and I found it and BAM! everything started to fall into place. It's a long story. But after a jog, i went home with him fuming about his lost letter and we... well, we... kind of admitted our feelings. So... that's it.

Problem(s) you're facing then or now.

Work. It would always be work and all the pairings we're getting from almost everyone watching us. He's being linked to this girl and that and I'll be issued with this girl and that. Sometimes, all we need is trust and sometimes, we fail to give just that.

We're not a perfect couple, Noona, you know that. But who says this relationship is easy? We're international artists who have fans from all over the world and some want me to end up with Sandara Park, Mabel Yuan, and all the other ladies they want for me. Some fans would bombard Baekhyun's IG and beg him to be reunited with Kim Taeyeon and NOTHING and absolutely NOTHING of those helped us.

This relationship is totally hard to take care of but sometimes, i just look at him and everything would be fine again. do you know that feeling?

And that leads to your next question...

Why don't you just publicize your relationship?

Are you effin crazy?

You know what, most couple who publicize their relationships wouldn't end up together! the issues would ruin them and they'll never be the same again.

DO YOU THINK I COULD LOSE BAEKHYUN LIKE THAT?!

I'd rather be issued with random girls and raise false accusations than put us both in the spotlight. Baekhyun is quite a private person (not entirely but at some aspects) and i want to respect that. i don't like telling the world he's already mine because i don't want our relationship judged and i don't want Baekhyun to be judged. he's more important than affirming some OTP to be real. what we have right now is more important than the support we might get from the people. he's more important. he's basically the most important to me right now.

PS: Please tell your boyfriend not to name-drop. guess he already knows that.

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: ADDITIONAL!

I am really, really pleased about your answers, Baby Brother, but I am quite curious myself. Could I interview you through mail? See, you have a reporter for a sister! Lucky you! *smirks*

Yoora Park

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Re: ADDITIONAL!

-,-

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: YEAAAHHH!!!

I'll take that as a YES!

So first thing first... What if Baekhyun wouldn't be paired up with a girl but with a boy this time? What if there'll be this drama about a gay couple and they'll hire Baekhyun for the lead role?

Park Yoora

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Re: YEAAAHHH!!!

Well, I never thought about that but... i could take the other role! >:D

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: lame.

Yes. the role as Baekhyun's best friend. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Park Yoora

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Re: lame.

Well, i would do everything to get the role as Baekhyun's lover. Or better yet, I WON'T LET BAEKHYUN TAKE THE JOB! He could have millions of job in store for him and he would never run out of them. -,-

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: really... lame.

Whatever. :P

But you see, that's the trouble when you're hiding your relationship! They could give you whatever job they want you to do and they won't consider what your lover would feel because THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

Now tell me, what did Baekhyun feel about EXO Next Door? HM?

Park Yoora

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Re: YOU'RE lame.

Baekhyun felt a little jealous but he's comfortable with my leading lady. He wrote that himself, I swear. And I won't cheat on him just because I get to be partnered with anyone. That won't be right at so many levels. Besides, I love him.

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: duh?

Okay fine. When you started the 'I love him' parts, I don't know how to counterattack you anymore! UNFAIR!

Anyways, next question would be: Who are you jealous with? Right now.

Park Yoora

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Re: DUH?-er

That's below the belt. I won't do the name-drop.

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: I'M YOUR SISTER!

I'M YOUR SISTER! I won't publish this, I swear.

Let's just think we're two gorgeous siblings having a heart to heart talk. :) :')

Park Yoora

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Re: disgusting.

Fine. I trust you.

It's Sehun.

BECAUSE THEY'RE BEING SWEET IN PUBLIC LIKE IS THAT FINE WITH ME? OF COURSE IT'S NOT!

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: disgusting.

But he's the maknae. Of course his Hyungs would be nice to him. :)

And Baekhyun loves you. I know he does.

Park Yoora

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Re: wow.

You're being nice now, aren't you? What do you want from me!?

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: errrr?

Nothing! I'm your sister!!!

Another thing. How about in the future? You still won't reveal your secret relationship? :'(

Park Yoora

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Re: hm. hm. hm.

The fans are already getting hints! LOL. And do you think the ChanBaek OTP would be this strong if it's not anchored to something... REAL? 

We've already surpassed many problems and the OTP is still as alive as it could get. The fans believe in us. And we really, really appreciate that.

Maybe one day when we're already a few months before getting married. :)

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: hm. hm. hm.

MARRIAGE?!

OMG! I didn't see that coming! I'm near tears!

Park Yoora

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Re: hm. hm. hm.

WHAT?! I already told you about this before, right?!

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: hm. hm. hm.

bye.

Park Yoora

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Re: COME BACK!

NOONA!!! YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD!

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: HEY!!!

Noona!!! Come back!!!

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: wait...

Hang on... is this Baekhyun?

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: wait...

he he he. hello babe. :)

Park Yoora

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Re: -,-

hey... babe...

please explain. -,-

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: Sorry. :(

Yoora-noona sent me her email and password with a message saying : 'Read our convo!!! so sweet!!!'

You were really talking to her at first but I was the one who replied when you opened up about the marriage part! BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP IT, OKAY?! I'M SO SORRY!!!

PS: wait. pls email me at my own email.

Love you! xoxo

Park Yoora

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Re: heyyyy

Heyyy. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

But I feel bad now because you already knew my plan. That basically lessened any sense of surprise.

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: WHAT?!

What are you saying?! You thinking about marrying me means more than you could ever know. :) I was just so glad and I can't even explain what I feel. :)))

Baek Hyun Byun

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Re: Well... :)

Of course! I will marry you, Baek, okay? That's a promise.

I love you. :)

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: SML!

I LOVE YOU!

I'll be heading home the day after tomorrow. :) I can't wait to see you. :)

And BTW, i think you were right... about us hiding our relationship for now. I mean, I don't want people being nosy and the likes. I think I like us private. In that way, we could also keep the private things to ourselves. ;)

Baek Hyun Byun

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Re: *smirks*

What private 'things' are you actually talking about, hm?

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: hmmm.

Quite hard to explain. :)

But I'll elaborate more the very second I get there. ;)

Baek Hyun Byun

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Re: DAMN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!

COME HOME ALREADY PLSSSS.

Chan Yeol Park

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Re: DAMN.

Call me! Now.

Baek Hyun Byun

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