Why am i doing this? I can't give good advice, so why am i here? Sitting around a table i had Rias and Issei to my sides and infront of me was a weeb.

She was a forgiener that loved japanese culture... alot. She was dressed up in a suit of samurai armour and her house was very asian.

Apparently she's easily scared so that's why she's wearing the armour but now she wants help with confessing to someone so there's that fiasco.

Rias: Do you have any advice Y/N? You've been quiet this whole time.

I sighed before looking to the girl with a plain face.

Me: Last time i wanted to get a point across i punched someone...

Girl: I don't want to hurt him!

Me: Then write him a letter, that way you won't be too embarrassed. You won't be there so it'd be easier right?

Girl: You're right! Thank you devil-san!

Me: Listen i'm not a...

Before i could finish her sentence she had raced away to grab a quill and paper along with ink before writing the letter.

I leaned back and onto the floor as i rubbed my eyes tiredly.

Rias: You know, i think you'd make a great devil

Me: No thanks... i like my freedom

Issei: What do you mean?

Me: I don't want to have a master or serve under anyone. Plus being human has it's benefits

Rias: Such as?

Me: Being able to sleep at night, which you guys are keeping me from doing

Timeskip

Me: This uhh... this wasn't what i had in mind

We had to come with her to meet up with the guy, said guy was wearing a full suit and medieval armour and had an arrow in his helmet.

Girl: i didn't know how else to do it....

Me: Gimme a break

I walked up to the guy as he held a letter in his hand while looking around the park or where ever we are, i don't know.

He spotted me and walked over to me.

Guy: Good sir, have you seen the fair maiden who wrote this letter?

Oh my god they're made for eachother. Both of them are both insufferable!

Me: Yeah it's the girl in the armour back there

I jutted my finger to the girl as she cowered in fear.

He walked over to her before getting onto one knee and holding her hand.

Guy: Just like how your arrow pierced my helmet you poem pierced my heart with an arrow of love.

Jesus fucking Christ that was cheesy but she seemed to like it so i guess that's fine.

Rias and Issei walked over to me and Rias had a smirk on her face before she did what she normally does, makes her chest look bigger by folding her arms just under it.

Rias: Romance surely is a beautiful thing isn't it?

Issei: I guess

Me: If you can find it then sure

Issei looked to me strangely while Rias had a smile on her face. God i'm too tired for this.

Timeskip

Issei: Don't make me do this!

Rias: It'll be good for you

It's too early for this... way too early for this... i just want to sleep and i wake up to what i can only describe as Rias giving Issei a prostate exam...

Truth be told i would get up and look at what they're doing but something is sleeping in my bed.

They were smaller than me and i could only think of two people who might do this. Asia or Koneko but why someone's here i have no idea.

Lifting the sheets i saw Koneko... Okay but why though? She was curled up and looked kinda cute.

My door opened to reveal Rias and Issei, Rias had a smile on her face while Issei looked shocked

Me: I'm as confused as you are

She began to wake up, she stretched before rubbing her eyes and looking to me. Koneko turned her head to see Issei and Rias by the door.

Shr grew embarressed as a blush covered her face so i threw the sheets over her.

Me: What do you want?

Rias: Issei is being reluctant to come training so i thoughy if you came it would keep him going

Me: It's too early. Issei do it or i'll shoot you again

He paled before nodding frantically, Rias walked off as he followed behind her aster she closed the door.

I flopped back onto my bed before Koneko emerged from the bundle of sheets she was underneath while pouting.

Koneko: Was that necessary?

Me: Did you have to sleep in my bed? No, actually why are you in my bed? Don't you have your own?

Koneko: It's warmer...

Me: Whatever

I took the sheets from her before throwing them over myself and trying to go back to sleep.

Koneko also climbed underneath the sheets and came closer to me slowly, being fed up with this i wrapped an arm around her before dragging her closer.

She "eeped" but quickly settled down, to be honest this wasn't too bad.

Me: That better?

She nodded so i settled down and went back to sleep.

Timeskip

I woke up a bit later and i was still holding Koneko, glancing to my clock i saw that it was about time to get up properly so reluctantly i sat up.

This disturbed Koneko but i ignored it and went to get changed. After i got changed i went down the stairs and saw mom placing breakfast on the table.

Mom: Good morning Y/N, how'd you sleep?

Me: I need more of it

Sitting down at the table i began to eat my breakfast as Sex Pistols popped out of no where and began to eat some of it as well.

Koneko eventually came down the stairs and sat next to me, for some reason there was a breakfast prepared for her but i won't gonna question it.

It seems that mom had become used to Koneko coming around and they seem to get along so thats fine i suppose.

Koneko: So Y/N... are you fine with me sleeping in your bed...?

Me: You aren't disturbing my sleep so i'm okay with it

Koneko nodded before we continued with our breakfast. We finsihed and got up before walking out the front door and heading to school.

Sex Pistols floated around me as they rubbed their stomachs after their meal. I heard hammering foot steps so i turned to see Rias on a bike and Issei tiredly running along side her.

She really is pushing him hard isn't she? Doesn't she know about starting it easily then amping it up over time?

They over took us but Koneko looked to me and i nodded, we began jogging after them without much difficulty and i saw Issei lagging behind.

I used Star Platinum to pick him up and hand him over my shoulder, he was shocked but settled after being taken off his tired feet.

Rias: Y/N what are you doing?!

Me: You pushed him too hard for the first time. So i'll show you how it's done!

I developed a technique, using Star Platinum i can boost myself in a direction by using his legs. I think i'll calm it gear jumping.

"Gear jumping" past Rias and Koneko i beagn to carry Issei to school as he freaked out at the speed we were going.

Me: Calm down you big baby!

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