Roman Empire- (minding his own business)

Servant- (runs in) EMPEROR!! There's a big problem!

Roman Empire- what is it!?

Servant- it's humpty dumpty! He broke!

Roman Empire- ... the what-

Servant- we need to bring all are horses and men to fix him!

Roman Empire- Uhm, ok...

Roman Empire- (turns to maid) what the f is going on.