America:: GUYS LOOK! I found this cute lil' on the sofa, I'll call him berry!

Confed internally:: AMERICA SHUT THE FRuCK UP.

Canada who's seen america do this to annoy Confed a million times now:: ame we all know who he is now put him down.

America:: but I love berry! Look at himmmmmmm. (Hugs)

Confed:: (screeches so loudly people all the way to the other side of the earth probably heard him) SSSCRRRrReEEeEeeEEeEcCcCcCccCcCcCcCcChHHhhHHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhJyftVtyFJvTTYFVytrbFhtfbbVFYhnyf

America:: JESUS CHRiST WHAt WAS THt FOR??????

Confed:: (looks him dead in the eyes) I will jump up and rip out your throat to end this.