Russia: I'm passing the phone to my boyfriend

America: I- uhh... I'm passing the phone to someone who blew up my mansion and is now a mutual friend

Japan: I'm passing the phone to someone who sang all the fucking time when we were kids

South Korea: YOU LIL- I'm passing the phone to person who still sleeps with a dragon plushie, hehe

North Korea: I fucking hate you south. I'm passing the phone to someone I caught kissing Arctic once

Russia: ... fuck.