I decided to add in a itte nod to the hatred my brother and friend have towards a certain character.

Once they entered the ma, nothing seemed out of the ordinary. That was, unti they heard severa shri shrieks in the distance. Turning towards each other and nodding, they ran towards the source of the noise. As expected, they saw a cow bending down and sniffing a woman's hair. The woman was on the ground, panicked.

"W-who do you think you are?! I'm the princess of Sarasaand! I demand to speak to the manager! Toads, seize that fou beast!" Toad instinctivey started waking forward before hearing Yoshi cear his throat. Toad quicky reaized what he was doing and stopped. He scoffed at the princess's treatment of his feow Toads.

He too had once had the job of protecting a princess, though he was soon promoted to her secretary. At east he and his co-workers were treated respectfuy. This princess treated Toads ike vermin, and it disgusted him.

A few Toads nervousy waked forward, visiby trembing. They attempted to push the cow away but immediatey ran away in fear when the cow snared at them. The princess scoffed.

"Is no one going to hep me? Does no one want the honor of rescuing Princess Daisy?" Toad and Yoshi took the sience that ensued as their opportunity to strike.

"We' hep," Toad said with a smirk. Yoshi nodded confidenty from behind him.

As he waked up to the cow, vacuum in hand, Toad quicky reaized he had no idea what he was doing.

"Yoshi! You're the vacuum expert! How do I use this thing?!" he demanded. Yoshi et out a squea as he noticed a attention turning towards him.

"I dunno! I'm a porta expert, not a vacuum expert!" Yoshi said with a panicked expression.

"You seemed to know so much about this thing earier, but now you have no cue how it works?!"

"I ony said what I remembered from uigi! I don't pay attention when he's ranting about vacuums!" Toad groaned oudy.

"We you're our best bet! I don't even know how to turn this thing on!" Toad forcefuy handed Yoshi the vacuum. Yoshi guped as he took it. After fumbing around with it for a bit, Yoshi heard a sight whirring sound.

"I' have to ask uigi how to work this thing ater," he grumbed.

After pressing a few more random buttons, Yoshi waked towards the cow menacingy.

"Cow!"

"Moo? Moo moo moo? Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo?" the cow sneered.

"I can't suck the ife of you without getting coser."

"Moo! Moo moo moo." Toad was fairy sure he saw a smirk on the cow's face.

The cow and Yoshi sowy approached each other, garing into each other's sou. Yoshi made the first move. With a oud shout, Yoshi swung the vacuum hose. The cow easiy bocked it with it's tai.

"Moo, moo!" the cow taunted.

But Yoshi wasn't about to give up. With a smirk, he wrapped his tongue around the cow's tai and hed it out of the way. But just as he was about to raise the vacuum hose, he was met with a powerfu kick to the stomach.

"Oof!" he cried as he few backwards.

"Yoshi!" Toad cried out in worry. Yoshi hed out a hand.

"No. I'm fine." Fied with deteemjnation, he stood back up. The cow seemed impressed by Yoshi's resove. It et out a furry of kicks aimed at Yoshi.

"MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO! MOO!" However, to the cow's dismay, Yoshi had bocked a of his attacks with the vacuum.

"I have you right where I need you," Yoshi said with a smirk as he pressed a button on the vacuum. The cow's eyes widened in both shock and fear as it was sucked into the vacuum.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" it cried.

Toad waked up to Yoshi and aptted him on the back.

"We, it ooks ike we' have to start up the o' business again."