Adrien's POV

I was in my room, playing piano with Plagg when the door opened so suddenly Plagg was barely able to hide in the piano.

"You won't believe what just happened." Felix says, walking quickly to me.

I almost laugh, before remembering I shouldn't know.

"What?" I try to sound intrigued.

"Cat Noir just threatened me!"

I wouldn't say threatened.

"Really!?"

He nods vigorously.

"Why?!"

"I apparently flirted with his girlfriend or something. I don't know."

"Well, I guess that would make him upset."

"Yeah, but I think he's crazy. One of those yandere guys from anime."

"Surely he wouldn't go THAT far!"

I'm not crazy, I just wanted to give him a little scare.

"He said I'm lucky he's a good guy, and then disintegrated a trash bag." He deadpans.

"He was probably just trying to get his point across."

"Yeah, well, there's better ways to do it."

"What would you do if you saw some guy flirting with your girlfriend and had the power of disintegration or whatever it is?"

"I wouldn't threaten anybody."

"Sure, sure. You yelled at me for telling Equina she could leave."

"I wasn't yelling. And I just wanted someone to talk to!"

"Ok, whatever. And just don't flirt with that girl anymore, and you'll be fine."

"Do you think he'd actually hurt me?"

"What?"

"Do you think he'd actually use his power on me if I kept flirting with her?"

"Probably not, but you shouldn't risk it."

Can't he take a hint?

How many people does he need to tell him to not bother y/n?!

"I think he's challenging me."

"I doubt that."

That's not at all what happened.

"Oh yeah, he wants to fight for her."

"She's not a prize."

"You know what I mean. Besides, any girl would want to be fought over!"

"I'm not so sure about that..."

"Well I am. She said she goes to the park often, maybe I can see her again soon!"

"And do what? Tell her you think her boyfriend wants to duel you?"

"Maybe not those words exactly."

"Come on, Felix. Don't bother the poor girl!"

"Please, girls love me."

"Yeah, well, she turned you down, didn't she?"

"It's called Playing Hard To Get, Adrien! Maybe if you would go out instead of sitting here playing your little piano you could learn a thing or two and maybe get a girlfriend yourself!"

It's all I can do to not laugh at his ridiculousness.

"So you have a girlfriend?"

"No? What do you mean?" He asks with a confused look.

"The way you worded that makes you sound like you have a girlfriend."

"Whatever. You're just jealous that I made a superhero jealous and you didn't!" He spins on his heal and walks away.

"That's not it at all!" I call to his retreating form.

"What a joke." I say while laughing after he leaves.

"Yeah, he's weird." Plagg pipes up, as he comes out of hiding.

"Not weird, per say, but he really doesn't pick up any hints."

"Yeah. He should eat more cheese, it's makes you smarter!"

"Oh really?"

"Duh. How do you think I got so wise?"

"Sure. I'll have to up my cheese intake."

"You really should."

I laugh at him and shake my head, watching as he flies off to his stash.

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You finished your pastry and got up, throwing away your trash on the way out.

As you leave you walk past the school, groups of teens milling about.

You try to look inconspicuous as you walk by, keeping your head down, but in doing so you bump into someone.

"Watch where you're going, loser!" A shrill voice yells.

"Sorry, I didn't see you." You mutter trying to get past.

"Do you know who my father is? I could get you kicked out if you're not more careful!"

You roll your eyes and look up in annoyance.

"Kicked out of where? Paris? Just for bumping into you? On accident, I must add."

"No, idiot. Out of school!"

"So you're somehow kicking me out of my house? How do you plan on doing that?"

"My daddy is the mayor, first of all, and second, I never said anything about your house, dummy."

"I'm homeschooled. If you want to kick me out of school, you'll be kicking me out of my house. I don't think the mayor can do that, just for bumping into you."

"Wow, homeschooled! You must've been such a problem no schools would accept you!" She laughs shrilly and the girl next to her who's been standing quietly joins in.

That's not what actually happened, you'd just disliked regular school and begged your parents to pull you out.

"Yeah. I was a problem. Always beating up know-it-all preppies who think they're better than everyone else because of their parents. Not them that's powerful, their parents." You snark and push past her, striding quickly to the corner.

"Hey!" A voice calls after you, but you ignore it, as it's probably someone wanting to defend the blonde girl.

"Book girl! Wait up!"

You sigh exasperatedly and turn.

It's not the blonde, or her friend, but a brunette girl with glasses.

Upon closer inspection, it's the girl who interviewed you and Cat Noir.

"What is it?" You ask her when she catches up.

"That was awesome! Nobody stands up to Chloe like that!"

"I just wanted to leave as soon as I could, really."

"Either way, super cool!"

"Uhh, thanks?"

"Yeah. Also, you're that girl from the park, right? The one dating Cat Noir?"

"Yep."

"I thought so. Hey, come meet my friends! They're real super fans!" She laughs at her joke, then grabs your arm and pulls you to two other people, while you protest.

"Guys! This is, wait, what's your name? I'm Alya, by the way. Did I mention that before?"

"I don't know. But I'm y/n."

"Sup dudette!" A boy says.

"Hi." You respond somewhat shyly.

"This is Nino, and Marinette." Alya responds, pointing to each.

"Marinette? Oh hey!" You say, thinking back to the dress she made.

"Hello." She says and gives a small smile.

"You two know each other?" Alya cuts in.

"She made a dress for me, it was super awesome!"

"That's my girl! She's wicked good at designing!"

"Yeah, dude! She made Alya and me some sick outfits for that dance a while back!" Nino puts in.

"That's what my dress was for!"

"Thanks guys." Marinette says, grinning.

"Sure thing, now if that's all, I'll leave you to it." You say and try to turn, but Alya stops you.

"Wait up, girl! Can you answer some questions?"

"About what?"

"Cat Noir of course!"

"I don't think I should..." You wouldn't want to give away anything important.

"Oh come on, surely you can give us something!" Alya pleads.

"I don't know what I could tell you that'd be interesting?"

"I'll ask the questions, and you just answer! Ok?"

"I can try."

"Do you know his secret identity!?" Of course is her first question.

"No. And even if I did, I wouldn't tell. It's really important nobody knows, for the safety of Paris."

You can't help but notice the relief flit across Marinette's face, and wonder why she cares so much.

"Aw. Do you at least know his age?"

"Uhh, under 18." You do know his actual age, but aren't going to say it.

"Huh. And yours?"

You tell her, and ask if you can go.

"Just a few more! What's his favorite color?"

"Green?" You respond, wondering why she wants to know.

"You guys got any questions?" Alya asks the other two.

"How long have you been dating?" Marinette asks.

"Not that long."

"How did you meet?" Nino wants to know.

"When I was akumatized."

"What was your akuma name?" Alya presses on.

"Um, Stressora, I think."

"Cool. Ok, and Cat's favorite food?"

"Croissants, now if you'll excuse me, I don't want to disclose too much information and put him in danger, so goodbye!" You say, and quickly walk away.

As soon as you turn the corner, you start running towards your house.

Jeez! Some fans are crazy! You think as you escape.

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Sorry, it's a bit late! Also, any ideas?? I've no idea what to do next 😩