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*Cats4Lief - Online*

Cats4Lief: guys look who i found patrolling my neighbourhood

Cats4Lief: *uploaded an image*

*RockCrocs - Online*

*CloseupZuko - Online*

*Aliensss - Online*

RockCrocs: DUUUUUDES!!!!

Aliensss: tHEY HAVE MORNING PATROLS?!

CloseupZuko: send me the coordinates, @Cats4Lief

Cats4Lief: you love them a lot don't you Todoroki?

CloseupZuko: yes

Cats4Lief: you lot just get ready 4 school

Cats4Lief: maybe you'll meet them l8r

RockCrocs: Ok bro!

RockCrocs: See ya!

Aliensss: aw shucks!

Aliensss: well bye then

*RockCrocs - Offline*

*Aliensss - Offline*

*CloseupZuko - Offline*

*Cats4Lief - Offline*

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"You can do it, Hitoshi, we believe in you!!" Izuku grinned, patting the purplenette's shoulder.

"That does not reassure me much." He deadpanned.

"Honey, you'll do great!" Inko arrived at the living room with some cookies, followed by Dabi who carried several glasses of milk on a tray.

"I remember the days where i was too scared to stand up to Endeavor." Dabi grinned, putting the tray down. "Now look at us. Society's view on our ways of keeping people safe doesn't get us this far, does it?"

"Yeah! To heck with the heroes!!" Himiko cheered. Inko chuckled at her children's antics.

"We all believe in you, Hitoshi." Inko patted his head. "You can help people like underground heroes do, silent and eficient, unlike the ones standing in the spotlight." Izuku chimed in.

For years in his life Hitoshi has never felt so happy, even before developing his Quirk and after meeting the oddball trio.

He couldn't stop the tears. He's not sure if wants to do that at all, because he's being comforted with pure happiness and sunshine from the Midoriya family.

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"Shinsou bro! You're finally h-, bro?" Eijirou stopped waving when he saw Hitoshi's face.

"Shinsou, did something bad happen? Your eyebags seems a bit puffy. Did you cry? Who did that! Tell me and imma deck 'em!!" Mina raged at the thought of anyone hurting her friend.

"It's not that, Ashido, just got something off my system." He smiled.

Eijirou and Mina went agape at the sight.

"Kiri, we must protect this precious boi from harm."

"Ashido no." Hitoshi deadpanned. He flipped out his phone, it's 10 minutes till class starts.

"So, did you guys run into Cerberus on your way here?"

"We did! They waved at us!" Eijirou beamed. Then he turned to Todoroki who's been sitting there rewatching the clip where Cerberus flipped off to Endeavor.

"Hey Todobro, did you see Cerberus on your way here?" Todoroki's expressionless face brightened noticibly.

"Yes."

"Told you they'd be on their patrol in town." Hitoshi put away his phone.

"Hey bro, do you mind hanging out with us when school ends? We wanna go look for any place that sells Cerberus accessories."

"Sure, they'll love it when they see their fans supporting them." Hitoshi grinned.

And with the ring of the bell, class quieted as Aizawa Shouta, Pro Hero Eraserhead, Hitoshi's idol, and Cerberus' favourite hero entered the class.

Hitoshi would say he is blessed for having to learn under such amazing hero, and for having to know such wonderful family of sunshine and cinnamon rolls.

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"That perverted piece of shit really needs to be expelled from UA." Himiko growled as she stormed into her shared room.

"What the hell did that grapist do to you." Dabi held her shoulders. From what his siblings told him, the little shit needs to drown in Respect Women Juice for eternity.

"The piece of fuck groped her during lunch period, and slurred some gross ass shit about her body" Izuku's voice shook with fury. "And not only is the bastard shameless, he thinks all women should be honored to be touched by him."

The trio gagged.

"Ok, that is gross as hell, and let's kick that piece of shit out." Dabi stood up from the bed and made his way to the closet.

"Let's dig up all the dirt on every single one of shithead's reports." He put on his suit and strapped on the fox mask, right as Izuku and Himiko finish wearing theirs.

"It's time we show the surface world what exactly happens when you mess with the guardians of Hell's gate."

"It's Cerberus' job to keep the prisoners from escaping Hell, after all."

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Shouta held his black coffee with a dead look. Last night was not pleasant, and he didn't even get a second of shut eye.

On top of all that bullshit, Cerberus was somewhere doing god knows what the entire time, and he didn't even see a glimpse of them.

Chugging the mug whole, Shouta refilled his coffee before looking over the problem children's works.

One stack of paper in particular caught his tired eyes. He didn't remember putting that there, and even Hizashi has to give him a heads up before putting anything on his desk.

Examining the suspicious stack of paper, he found two orange and red sticky notes on top.

[_From CERBERUS:

Eraserhead, we've received many complaints on this particular student in UA, specifically one of your homeroom kids, and decided to look into it.

And, well, we find the results quite (read: extremely) disturbing. You might want to look at the files, if you value the safety of every female student in UA.]

[We dug up as much evidence as we can, occasionally some evidence against the ones who were bribed to erase the records as well.

We look forward to the expulsion of the grapist little shit. Say hi to Rat Satan for us.

Sinscerely, CERBERUS.]

Shouta skimmed through the files. Not even a minute in, his face paled and he almost dropped the first sheet of paper.

"Nedzu needs to know about this."

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"Problem children, listen here. Mineta Minoru has been expelled this morning for obvious reasons. Now we have an empty seat in the class, and there might be a course transfer student once the Sports Festival ends."

He was met with loud cheers from the whole class, especially the girls.

Hitoshi took out his phone.

Welcome to Hell

*Cats4Lief - Online*

Cats4Lief: @RockCrocs, @Aliensss, @CloseupZuko are you hearing this

*Aliensss - Online*

*RockCrocs - Online*

Aliensss: YAAAAAAAAAASSS HDGWHDBEKJFKIS FINALLY!!!

RockCrocs: Sensei did the right thing. Mineta was super unmanly.

*Cinders - Online*

Cinders: what happened?

Aliensss: Grapist got expelled!!!

Cinders: grap- nvm i don't wanna know

Aliensss: :)

*Hootdini - Online*

*Vlad - Online*

*Kurama - Online*

Hootdini: did you like it?

Aliensss: IT WAS YOU?!

Vlad: he harassed me.

Kurama: no one does that to our sister and gets out alive.

RockCrocs: serves him right

Cinders: a harasser? Ew...

Vlad: exactly

*Vlad - Offline*

*Kurama - Offline*

Aliensss: i am buying all Cerberus merch and none of you can stop me

Hootdini: go ahead, i recommend the Cerberus pastries at Kamado bakery

Cinders: Owl have you been there

Hootdini: as a civilian? Yes.

*Hootdini - Offline*

Aliensss: ight imma head out

RockCrocs: Mina we have homeroom!

Aliensss: oops

*Aliensss - Offline*

*RockCrocs - Offline*

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*CloseupZuko - Online*

CloseupZuko: what did i miss

Cats4Lief: scroll up

CloseupZuko: oh

Cats4Lief: wanna go to Kamado bakery after school? I'll ask Cerberus for the coordinates

CloseupZuko: yes

*Cats4Lief - Offline*

*CloseupZuko - Offline*

Hitoshi sighed in content and put away his phone in favor of listening to Aizawa-sensei.

He's gotta ask Izuku or Himiko about the bakery later.

For now, he'll just be happy grapist is expelled.

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My failed attempt at making Izuku fingergunning Hitoshi on their patrol

Ignore the failed moon(sun) i beg you