How does one enjoy elder life? I mean, you're retired and old, possibly crippled, and basically waiting for yourself to die as a loyal clan cat.

But hey! Don't be an old grump...oh, but if that's your elder personality, just skip the next couple of paragraphs and read the last few.

There are a bunch of ways to enjoy your elder life--even if you're a bit snappy. For the kind ones, you can always tell kits battle stories. Oh man, they love those.

And what about being able to sun-bathe in camp with no worries about falling out of a tree?

You can also still practice some of your skills in case there is a battle--or for fun. You never know.

For those grumpy elders, ha, you can have loads of fun.

Got ticks? Just call on over an apprentice--they'll GLADLY get them out for you.

Maybe they'll fetch you a warm vole. Or change that real old bedding from your nest.

Just pick on them, after all, they'll miss you when StarClan brings you up.