Ritchie: My human parents are quite nice when Loki is just a trickster, not really a father.

Brandon: I don't actually know much about my father, Raijin. My human parents didin't really like me because I was troublesome apparently, so f*ck them!

David: I was adopted by gay parents, meaning I have two very cool and fun fathers. My godly parent, Horus, eh.

Lucas: My mom is nice, my dad wasn't as much until just a few days ago.

Hades: Hey! Excuse me but we had a bonding moment thank you very much UwU.

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David takes off his chicken suit before running into the dorm room and having a nosebleed at the sight he was seeing. A blushy Lucas was sitting on a flustered Ritchie and Brandon's lap. David was a little jealous but smirked anyways.

David: So~ what did I miss? And sure

Lucas: Nothing much. And sure, I'm down for spin the bottle!

Ritchie: Y-Yeah, nothing. I'm down. How bout you fish boi?

Brandon: I- sure!

Me: When it comes to gayness level, god don't get me started with Ritchie. Lucas is a close second, David nearing with third and Brandon just needs to up his game more.

Brandon: Hey! I am very gay thank you uwu.

During their game of spin the bottle, they ended up kissing each other at least once and that's when David decided to admit to the others what he was thinking.

David: Hey I know this might be a bad time to say this. But I like you guys, and not in the friend or brothers way.

The others looked at each other before each giving David another kiss, then to each other.

Lucas: I love you all too! Even if you guys did pick on me, I know you guys had a reason.

Ritchie and Beandon nodded in agreement, smiling and hugging the others.

Ritchie: Does this mean we're officially boyfriends?

Brandon: I say yes!!

David: Oh hell yeah!!

Lucas: Abso-f*cking-lutely.

After the four of them hugged and kissed for a while, they played in the magical snow that had been convenietly placed in the room.

Me: Cya in ze next chapter and I'm sorry but updates will be slower than usual as school is starting tomorrow T^T.

Everyone: Awww...

Me: Don't worry!! I'll be back after school and during my study periods uwu.

Everyone: Yay!

Me: But for now, adios~

(I also accidentally mispelled Brandon and spelled Beandon, but I'm gonna keep it in there uwu)