miles
i'm gonna cry

miles
where's yuxi

jiae
why are you gonna cry??? WHO
DO I HAVE TO FIGHT???

miles
park jisung

jiae
😞 and here i was thinking you
were getting bullied again

miles
I WAS NEVER GETTING BULLIED

jiae
mhm!

jiae
so why do i have to beat
park jisung up??

miles
NO DONT BEAT HIM UP

jiae
THRN WHY ARE YOU CRYING

miles
HES

miles
DID YOU SEE

miles
MAMA?????

yuxi
HHHHAAAAEEEEEE
CCCHHHAAAANNN

miles
YUXI

yuxi
REEEENNNJJJUUUUNNNN

yuxi
IMSKFKSKKKWOCKJRKD

jiae
that's my cue!

hyeyeong
i hate my job.

hyeyeong
why do

hyeyeong
smfhhhhhhhhh

jiae
wot

hyeyeong
let's just say miles and
yuxi are Mild fans.

jiae
oh shit

jiae
those high schoolers show up again??

hyeyeong
dude they were taking pics again

hyeyeong
when we clearly have a sign
that says NO PHOTOS

jiae
need me to...

jiae
🥺👉👈 beat them up?

hyeyeong
no. seongyeol already offered

sosuke
hi

sosuke
oh

sosuke
jiae stop trying to beat ppl up

jiae
no!!

sosuke
u good tho hye??

hyeyeong
idk. they're just so annoying

hyeyeong
like do they not realize how
stressful it is for the idols??

yuxi
FAKE. FANS.

miles
text us next time they show up 😁

yuxi
i didn't graduate that long ago
I MIGHT KNOW THEM

hyeyeong
i hope not

hyeyeong
they're like

hyeyeong
i don't even wanna say it

jiae
are they sasaengs??

yuxi
NOT SAUSAGES 😠😠😠😠😠

hyeyeong
i don't think so

hyeyeong
but i wouldn't put it past them

hyeyeong
like, one of the girls came up to me
and asked if an idol has ever hit on
me and if i have any of their phone
numbers

hyeyeong
i know i serve them coffee SOMETIMES,
but i feel somewhat responsible for
protecting their privacy you know?

jiae
that's literally not your job at all

jiae
they're famous. lots of their life is
documented, and as sad as it is, there
are going to be people out there
determined to fuck that up for them

hyeyeong
:/ i know but it's still just like

hyeyeong
a lot of them are so cool

hyeyeong
especially the ones younger than me
like nct dream and aespa. UGH i just
want them to be okay

hyeyeong
i am very grateful for my job, but
god knows this company is lacking
when it comes to prioritizing idol
health

yuxi
woah woah woah

yuxi
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN???
DOES SOMEONE LOOK HURT????

sosuke
i think ur missing the point yu 😕

yuxi
right no i'm sorry I AGREE

miles
same

miles
very happy with the content but like

miles
let my boys nct rest 💔

yuxi
what if one day we added the nct
dream members here 😔😩

sosuke
they wouldnt respond duhh

yuxi
I KNOW but don't pretend you
didn't add sana from twice here
like a year ago

sosuke
😐

jiae
HAHA

miles
jiae i'm looking at ahn
hyoseop's pfp rn

jiae
😐

miles
AND all the got7 members

jiae
ok i get it SHUTUP

jiae
in our defense, hyeyeong
doesn't work at jyp

soyi
MY GOD

soyi
WHY ARE THOSE HIGH SCHOOL
GIRLS BACK????

hyeyeong
FR I ALMOST LOST MY SHIT

soyi
YOU SHOULD HAVE KICKED
THEM OUT THE SECOND THEY
GRABBED THEIR PHONES

yuxi
soyi you're working today????

yuxi
we were supposed to work on
our biology project together :(

soyi
i got called in :(

soyi
but those girls are just standing
outside the cafe giggling about
their "jaemin oppa" SMH

jiae
NAHHHHHHHHH HOW
OLD ARE THEY?????

soyi
THEY LITERALLY LOOK FIFTEEN

yuxi
... were we like that?

miles
i didn't know about kpop
when i was fifteen

hyeyeong
everyone goes through the little
delulu phase, but these girls have
been coming back for AGES

soyi
they're my limit

soyi
i'm great with customers until them

soyi
so disrespectful

soyi
i feel terrible for the idols

miles
they need better security fr

miles
remember the fucking
airport incidents??

yuxi
which one?

hyeyeong
the fact that you have to ask
is exactly the problem.

jiae
i see a lot of concern about their
physical health (as you should!)

jiae
maybe it's because i'm taking
psych, but i sometimes stress
about their mental state

jiae
i'm glad the fans are raising concerns
about haechan and the other members
cause they're soooo clearly drained :/

sosuke
hm

sosuke
i wasn't really expecting this convo
to take such a drastic turn

jiae
😭😭😭😭

sosuke
no fr im outside your apartment
with chicken and howl's on dvd

jiae
wait My apartment??

sosuke
who else's apartment has a dvd player?

soyi
my grandparents!

sosuke
my point

jiae
... 💔

jiae
OMG

jiae
DRUNK NIGHT

sosuke
u forgot.

jiae
No!!

jiae
.. yes

jiae
hyeyeong when do you
get off of work??

hyeyeong
now. soyi's my relief

soyi
woop woop  !

jiae
wanna have drunk night at my place?

hyeyeong
yes Please

hyeyeong
i'll text seongyeol and wooseong rn

sosuke
kids? do u want to join?

miles
kids????

miles
US??

jiae
yes

miles
ykw NO i'm not a kid >:(

yuxi
can't! since soyi decided to work
on our scheduled project night, i'm
bringing the project to her 😈

sosuke
mmm evil

soyi
THANK YOU

yuxi
EVIL BUT NECESSARY

jiae
oh my god

sosuke
what

jiae
i'm almost out of beer

jiae
wow. i've really reached that
point in my uni life.

jiae
im. an alcoholic.

hyeyeong
are you still passing?

jiae
barely

hyeyeong
that's a yes. stay in school.

jiae
UGH

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