chenle
i finally made the chat.
you're welcome

soyi
legendaries? really??

mark
i think it's pretty perfect

hyeyeong
of course you do

hyeyeong
who's in this thing chenle

chenle
EVERYONE

hyeyeong
lord help me

chenle
well YOUUUU and soyi AND
haechan were gatekeeping your
pink haired friend so i had to take
matters into my own hands 😈

juhee
oh! hi guys 😄👋

soyi
hi juhee! 💞💞

haechan
great you've scared her off

jeno
who is "EVERYONE" chenle

chenle
you can all look at who's here
in the chat settings 💀

jeno
who's e.jn ??

eunjin
honestly, that one hurt

jeno
oh hi eunjin ☺️☺️

eunjin
hi jeno!!

eunjin
how's the dream show 2 going?

jeno
good ☺️☺️

jaemin
okay too much happy,
pull it back a bit bud

jeno
good ☺️

mark
soyi why hadn't you been at
work before we left to tour

mark
you didn't quit did you? 😰

soyi
nooooo but my phone service
bill is begging me to

juhee
you use lte too?? 😭😭

soyi
YES SM WIFI IS TERRIBLE

renjun
on behalf of sm, suffer

soyi
but anyway i've been busy
with school so i'm taking less
shifts to do homework :/

mark
ohhhhh that's right i forgot
you were normal

chenle
THATS WHAT I SAID

soyi
SCREW YOU GUYS

haechan
are you okay?

jiae
i need you to reach through
my phone and slap me

jiae
im reading through my notifications
so it doesn't show that i'm silently
reading 😭😭

haechan
do you want me to ask
chenle to remove you?

jiae
omg no that'd be so embarrassing

jiae
i'll say hi then disappear or smth

jiae
don't leave

haechan
i won't

jiae
hi

chenle
guys it's my friend jinae

haechan
jiae

chenle
jiae**** i knew that you
sent yours first 😒😒

chenle
we're actually bffs

soyi
you treat me like DIRT.

juhee
jiae? you're minsu's friend right?

jiae
we're actually enemies who
pretend to be friends 😊

soyi
i feel like that describes all
of minsu's friends perfectly

juhee
it's nice to finally talk to you!
you're super pretty!! 😄

jiae
omg no you're the gorgeous one!

mark
what is happening

jaemin
it's how women become
friends mark shut up

eunjin
jaemin 🙂🔪

jisung
he is jsut the interpreter
do not hurt him

eunjin
JISUNG

jisung
HELLO

eunjin
you've gotten so big 🥲 you
were a literal child when i last
saw you and now you're a whole
ADULT

jisung
i could legally say the
same about you 😃😃

jeno
did you get your
braces off eunjin?

chenle
oh god it hurts

chenle
it physically hurts

eunjin
LMAO i did! but i stopped getting
purple while i still had them 😊

jiae
i am overwhelmed

haechan
that's alright. what do you
want to talk about instead?

jiae
hyeyeong's birthday is coming up

jiae
it's actually the day after
tomorrow 😅😅

haechan
ALREADY??

haechan
when was valentine's day?

jiae
a few weeks ago 😭

haechan
wow

haechan
it's crazy how fast time passes

jiae
i know right?? can you believe
we only met two months ago?

haechan
TWO MONTHS????

haechan
why do i feel like we've known
each other longer

jiae
we only met once 😭

haechan
that has to change

haechan
as soon as this tour is finished,
we're going back for melon bars

jiae
DEAL

jiae
you were right about the melon
bars btw. idk what it is but those
just taste better

haechan
RIGHT??

jiae
OKAY 👏 hyeyeong day

haechan
🎬 hyeyeong day

jiae
i know what to get her

jiae
but i'm scared of how she'll react

haechan
... what did you get her

jiae
okay so i've known hye for
YEARS and the one thing she's
always wanted is

jiae
drum roll please

haechan
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

jiae
a dog

haechan
*record scratches*

jiae
HEY WHAT GIVES

haechan
okay now YOURE the
one who sounds old

jiae
>:0

jiae
WHY DONT YOU THINK
SHE'D WANT A DOG??

haechan
i'm not saying she DOESNT
want one but we know how hye
is about her job

haechan
dogs require a lot of attention

jiae
which is why we already got
permission from her roommate
to go ahead 😁😁

haechan
we ??????

jiae
soyi and i 😁 and maybe sosuke and
her brothers 😄 and chenle 😃

haechan
shoulda known

jiae
okay but FR there's this one puppy
at a rescue shelter that hye volunteers
at and that's literally her dog

jiae
i'll help out toooooo i practically
live with her and her roommate 🙃

haechan
i meannnnn she has mentioned
wanting a dog in the past..

jiae
SEE?

jiae
wait i have a pic of him

jiae

haechan
... i need one

jiae
RIGHT

jiae
i want a dog before i have kids
so that the dog will be mature
enough to be around them

jiae
why am i talking about kids

jiae
IGNORE ME AND LOOK
AT TOMATO

haechan
😭😭 tomato??

jiae
that's why she calls him
don't ask me why

haechan
he looks a bit derpy here i love it

jiae
HE IS TOTALLY DERPY
we love him

haechan
if you could have a dog
what breed would you get?

jiae
honestly it doesn't
matter much to me

jiae
i love cats too UGH idk

jiae
it sounds strange but the connection
is more important to me 😭

jiae
like i would 100% rescue a pet
instead of adopt from somewhere
else, but i'd want to meet all the
animals and see which one i vibe
with the most

jiae
some animals and people are
like you and me. they just click

jiae
i feel like that was a very
complicated answer to your
very simple question

jiae
i like big dogs 👍

haechan
i like your complicated answer

haechan
it's very jerry ji of you 😁

jiae
if i ever travel out of korea
i'm going by jeri

haechan
LMAOOOOOO
good it suits you

jiae
yk what doesn't suit you

jiae
peter

haechan
💔

jiae
sorry bae it's true

jiae
you could be a harry

haechan
HARRY???????

jiae
haechan harold lee

haechan
not harold 😭😭

haechan
like the mcdonald's guy 😖

jiae
y

jiae
you mean RONALD??

haechan
OH SHIT YEAH

jiae
harold.. mcdonald..

haechan
stop laughing

jiae
im not...

jiae

haechan
you're so mean to me

jiae
BHAHAHAHAHAHH
HARRY MCD HAHAH

haechan
I DIDNT SAY HARRY D I SAID
HAROLD GOSHHHHH

jiae
oh haechan of nct you're so silly

haechan
oh rhee jiae the photography
major... i h8 u

jiae
TAKE IT BACKKKKK

haechan
NO

jiae
i'll eat all the melon bars
while you're on tour

haechan
you wouldn't

jiae
try me

haechan
i take it back i don't h8 u

jiae
YAY 🎉🎉🥳🥳🎉🥳

jiae
okay i'll leave you alone now

jiae
text me when you land
in the next city 😠

haechan
yes ma'am 🫡🫡

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