jaemin
guys i'm married

lin
💀

miles
what ⁉️⁉️

yuxi
HUH???

jeno
this is normal tuesday jaem

jaemin
it's true!! i am a married man!!

lin
boy no you are not

jaemin
she is in denial

lin
... i gave him a key to my place

jaemin
practically husband and wife 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💍

chenle
WAIT

chenle
OFFICIALLY??

jaemin
WE'RE BACK TOGETHER
(next step is marriage and babies)

renjun
mengyue

renjun
my very best friend

lin
bruh

haechan
x2 ????

renjun
is this real 😊

lin
yes we are in fact dating
(no marriage no babies)

renjun
fuck all of you this is the
happiest day of my life

soyi
I KNEWWW THIS DAY
WOULD COME

soyi
CONGRATS MY LOVELIES 💓💞

mark
dude that's awesome you
two are great together

haechan
speaking of mistresses

renjun
when the fuck were we.. ??

haechan
MARK snuck out of his apartment
at 2 am this morning

mark
umm how did you know

haechan
i was playing video games and
decided to check your location

mark
right cause that's totally normal

jisung
i check your locations all the time..

mark
cutie 🥰🥰

jiae
ohh is that why you sent me all
those crying voice messages??

yuxi
HELP

haechan
😟 i thought we were a TEAM

jiae
🤷‍♀️💋

chenle
mark?? where did you go?? 🤨

mark
hey i'm a grown man i don't have
to tell you guys everything yk

chenle
i am your father

mark
so like i kinda met up with an
old friend american school

jiae
aw that's nice!! how did it go?

mark
dude hold up

mark

mark
look at what she made for me

chenle
SHEEEEE

jiae
those are so cute ☹️

haechan
oh my god no she wants you

jiae
😠

haechan
im. so happy 4 u 😄 (😭😔💔)

jisung
not as cool as getting a cake lol

chenle
you didn't even see it irl

jisung
😞 go away

miles
yuxi and i will make another one

jisung
oh um yes thank you good sir

jiae
tell mark you think his cookies are cute

jisung
mark your cookies are cute

jaemin
they are very cute

chenle
yes i agree

jeno
^ super cute

jiae
☺️ thank you

haechan
wait isn't that my cousin's store?

mark
yes werent you checking my location?

haechan
i got bored after like ten seconds

chenle
the attention span of young
people these days 😪

soyi
??????

chenle
😘

yuxi
😱 omg wait you know what

yuxi
i just realized this old friend and
jiae are literally the same person

mark
ummmm ✋😳🤚 you're cool
and all jiae but no offense i don't
like you like that

jiae
mark i have a boyfriend

mark
yeah i know but still

jiae
??? 😭 thanks ig?

renjun
yuxi pls elaborate

yuxi
okay so like they meet at the same
convenience store at the same bizarre
hours, and both girls cook for him on
the first date

yuxi
this girl is jiae in another font

miles
that's a wild comparison considering
we learned about her two texts ago

yuxi
when are we adding her to the gc

jeno
this is lauren right?

mark
yeah 😭

jeno
okay cool just making sure

eunjin
cute OKAY i stand with yuxi
and also wanna know when we
are recruiting her

chenle
you just wanna add her cause she's hot

eunjin
yes AND because she made mark
cookies for their first meet

eunjin
she's the one

mark
you guys honestly.. like this was
our first time talking since we were
twelve 😅😅

lin
and it went well?

mark
well yeah

haechan
GODDDDDDD PLEASE SHE
WANTS HIM 😩😩😩😩😩

jiae
hyuck

haechan
im sat

jaemin
please

jaemin
bestie please teach me your ways

hyeyeong
🤨 i'm her bestie

jiae
HYE 💞💖💕

jiae
how's it going with riize?? their
performance video was amazing!

hyeyeong
yesss we're super excited for themmm
(they make me wanna rip my hair out
but endearingly)

chenle
😃

hyeyeong
shut up

yuxi
sorry nct dream. unfortunately i Will
have to start stanning riize after listening
to siren 😞🤚

miles
BEEP BEEP BEEP SHUFFLE UP
FEELIN UP 😩🚨🚨😝🚨🤪

haechan
my biases are sungchan and shotaro

haechan
i miss my boys :(

renjun
shotaro hates me

jeno
don't say that they'll believe you

renjun
i invited him to lunch
and he blew me off 🙁

hyeyeong
he is literally in the process of
debuting for a second time

renjun
still hurt.. 💔

yuxi
at least you still have my husband

yuxi
j mean yangyang

yuxi
not mybhusband i din't kno him

renjun
so that reminded me

yuxi
whatthefuck

renjun
yuxi hi it's me renjun
from legendaries

yuxi
why are we whispering i feel
so special and secretive rn 🧐

renjun
AS I WAS SAYING ten and
yangyang got a deal with dive
studios to do a segment called
unbelievable

yuxi
yes ik the first episode is already
out and i am so proud of my man

renjun
they're filming for next month

yuxi
okayyyyy ?

renjun
SO

renjun
YANGYANG WANTS TO
MEET YOU RIGHT

yuxi
WTF

renjun
AND HES BUSY SO THE ONLY
FREE TIME HE HAS IS AT THE
STUDIO WHICH HAPPENS TO
BE BETWEEN SME AND THE
UNI YOU GO TO

yuxi
WTF

renjun
STOP SAYING WTF AND LISTEN

yuxi

renjun
i won't be able to make it cause
i still gotta film for kangaroo BUT
you and your friends are invited to
the set if you're interested

yuxi

renjun
PLEASE BREATHE

yuxi
I CANT

yuxi
YOIRE TELLINF ME

yuxi
LIU YANGYANG FROM WAYV
WANTS TO MEET. ME?????

renjun
YES

yuxi
OKAY

yuxi
Okay

yuxi
im cool

yuxi
im chill

yuxi
thjs is me 🥒🥒🧊🧊❄️🥶🍦

renjun
if you aren't ready that's fine

yuxi
OH IM READY

yuxi
ive been ready since july 17th, 2018

renjun
you're ready

yuxi
by any chance

yuxi
random question

yuxi
would he be opposed to me
bringing nail polish 🤔

miles
WHAT IN THE FUCK
IS GOLDEN AGE ⁉️

•
missing siren hours 😔