haechan
i'm gonna kms

haechan
minsu said have fun on your
tour and i said you too

chenle
HAHAHAHAHHH LOSER

renjun
pause

renjun
why were you talking to minsu?

jisung
he is a fine specimen

chenle
??

jisung
he is 😥

haechan
i asked if everything was
good between him and jiae
and he said yeah

renjun
wait why would you ask that

renjun
unless

haechan
i was slightly intoxicated

haechan
where did he go

haechan
i am afraid

jisung
you should be 😈

renjun
are you dating jiae?

haechan
WHAT

haechan
we only just started talking
with romantic intent !!

renjun
I KNEWWWW IT

renjun
it's about time tbh

haechan
wow thanks 😭

renjun
i just mean you've been all about
this girl since you started talking
to her

renjun
i believe chenle used the word "simp"

haechan
yeah yeah whatever

haechan
we are talking now 🫶

renjun
good cause jaemin loves her

renjun
i was worried if you didn't
ask her out, jaemin would

haechan
.. isn't he with lin?

renjun
THEYRE BAXK TOGRHER????

renjun
ANS NO OME TKLD ME??????

haechan
LMAOOOO SORRY INJUN

renjun
NO I HATE YOU ALL

renjun
YOU SNEAKY HORNY BASTARDS

haechan
DAMN. HARSH

renjun
sorry. i loved lin she was great for him

renjun
and not that it matters but i think
jiae is great for you too

haechan
🥹

renjun
ew no i take it back

haechan
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

renjun
I TAKE IT BACK

haechan
ASWWWWWW RENJUNNIEEEE
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 YOU LOVE ME

renjun
IM BLOCKING YOU

haechan
YOU LOVE MEEEE
message not delivered!

haechan
JAJDKSNJDJS RENJUN
message not delivered!

haechan
im cutting your moomin
plushies arms off 🤗
message not delivered!

haechan
jisung will not stop talking
about your friend

jiae
yuxi?

haechan
no the guy

jiae
MILES????

haechan
YES

haechan
HES SO EXCITED TO HAVE
A FANBOY ITS ACTUALLY
GETTING ANNOYING

jiae
AW NOOO LEAVE HIM BE

jiae
what if

jiae
you don't think he'll dm miles right?

haechan
noooo not jisung

haechan
chenle maybe

haechan
but not jisung. he's good about
following the rules

jiae
does that mean you're breaking
the rules talking to me? 😓

haechan
yes

jiae
oooooooo okay bad boy

haechan
i mean my favorite color is black 🖤🕷️

jiae
mine is green 🌱🪴🍀🌿🍃

jiae
.. and pink 💖💕

haechan
PINKIE PIEEEEE

haechan
you did that for me

haechan
who knew you'd be this
whipped for me and i'm not
even in the same country

jiae
at least we're on the same
continent now :')

haechan
YOU MISS MEEEEEE

jiae
shhh i do don't tell sunghyun's
oldest brother

haechan
your secret is safe with me 🤭

haechan
so i've really been downgraded
to sunghyun's brother? 🥲

jiae
yes

jiae
it was that or

jiae
donghyuck

haechan
OKAY ITS WEIRD

jiae
😭😭 i really like the
name donghyuck!!

haechan
i don't NOT like it it's just
weird hearing it from you

jiae
don't worry babe you'll always
be h-man to me <3

haechan is typing...

haechan
and you're stuck with jerry,
sorry sunshine

jiae
SUNSHIFBSIND|

jiae
dang my loss fr

haechan
😘😘

chenle
who are you and what do
you want with my jisung?
read at 8:34 am

miles
hyeyeong i'm about to pass out

miles
like i had to sit down

hyeyeong
did you eat anything today?

miles
you're such a t

hyeyeong
🙄

miles

read

miles
i think i can't breathe

hyeyeong
you think??

miles
what do i do

miles
he was obviously hacked right?

miles
hyeyeong?

hyeyeong
zhong chenle what the
hell are you doing

chenle
i've done a lot since we last
spoke so you'll have to be a
bit more specific 😋

hyeyeong
two words

hyeyeong
miles. chen.

chenle
OHHHHH that

chenle
yes i can understand the tone

hyeyeong
SIR

hyeyeong
did you forget the hard time
i gave hyuck when i heard he
was stalking jiae's instagram?

chenle
THIS IS DIFFERENT

hyeyeong
HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT

chenle
IM NOT TRYING TO
SLEEP WITH HIM

hyeyeong
IM

hyeyeong
okay, i see your point

hyeyeong
but you're still in the wrong!

hyeyeong
who dms a fan asking what they
want with jisung?? have you seen
the shit nctzens say?? how is baking
him a CAKE where you draw the line?

chenle
BECAUSE

chenle
WHY DONT I GET A CAKE

chenle
cakes are PERSONAL

hyeyeong
jiae literally brought haechan food
like a week after meeting him

chenle
and look where tha got them

hyeyeong
stop making good points,
i'm trying to be mad at you!

chenle
WHY???!!!

hyeyeong
YOU CANT GO AROUND
DMING RANDOM FANS

chenle
BUT HES NOT RANDOM HES
FRIENDS WITH YOU AND SOYI
AND JIAE

hyeyeong
god i'm getting deja vu

hyeyeong
miles is the worst person you could
have messaged in our group

chenle
and why is that

hyeyeong
because he will tell yuxi and
together they cannot keep secrets

chenle
i believe there was a point in time
where both haechan and i wanted
to be added to your group chat 🤔

hyeyeong
not. happening.

chenle
what if i ask jiae?

hyeyeong
she'll also say no

chenle
what if i ask

chenle
miles 😳

hyeyeong
i hate you.

chenle
i know 😜

miles
yuxi

miles
my very best friend

miles

miles
what do i do

yuxi
HOLY SHIT

yuxi
IS THAT REAL???

miles
UNLESS HE WAS HACKED. YES

yuxi
OH MYJWKDJ

yuxi
this is my fault

miles
WHAT DO YOU MEAN

yuxi
CHENLE AND SOYI
ARE FRIENDS

miles
WHAT??

yuxi
AND HE KNOWS ABOUT
TWINKATYONG

miles
WHAT?????

yuxi
SO EITHER CHENLE OR ONE
OF THE MEMBERS SAW YOU
ON MY STORY AND KAJDJSJD

miles
WHAT DID I DO TO JISUNG

miles
I FEEL LIKE A PREDATOR
AND HES LITERALLY OLDER
THAN ME

yuxi
I DONT KNOW

miles
i'm gonna answer him

yuxi
omg

yuxi
do it

miles
wait i'll ft you

yuxi
share your screen

miles
why hello there

chenle
hello

chenle
jisung liked the cake you made for
him. and will not shut up about it.

miles
i am sorry

miles
it was his birthday and he is my bias

chenle
yes i have become aware

chenle
you see

chenle
you are now all he talks about

miles
i have to ask

miles
are you really chenle or
is this a hack prank

chenle
here is a never before seen picture
of mark lee to prove my innocence

chenle

miles
so you want me dead

chenle
yes

chenle
for legal reasons, that was a joke

chenle
well, since i have you here

miles
yes *sits up*

chenle
what are you doing

miles
sorry i thought we were rping

chenle
you are a strange one

miles
i mean my bias is jisung

chenle
... okay true

chenle
ANYWAY i heard you
have a group chat

miles
omg

miles
does hyeyeong talk about us?

chenle
no soyi does

miles
YOU KNOW SOYI????

chenle
you mean my ride or die??

miles
hold on i need to find a
pillow to scream into

chenle
you know you're much more
social than jiae. ngl thought
you'd be super shy like her

miles
.

miles
rhee jiae?

chenle
what other jiae is there?

miles
excuse me while i find a roof
to throw myself off if

chenle
im starting to think this
was still a secret

miles
you would be correct

chenle
damn

chenle
WELL! now that the cats
out of the bag 🤩

chenle
let's talk about that group chat

soyi
hyeyeong did you get the email?

sosuke
what email

hyeyeong
yeah

hyeyeong
i wish i could say i wasn't surprised
but i had to sit down for this one

jiae
is everything okay?

hyeyeong
i don't think so

soyi
im

soyi
they're shutting down the smtown cafe

•
how is everyone todayyy 💕