yuxi
hyeyeong

yuxi
mother

hyeyeong
yes?

yuxi
i know something

yuxi
this information is too much

yuxi
and i cant tell anyone

yuxi
but i'm like 99% sure you know

hyeyeong
what is it?

yuxi
SOYI AND NCT DREAM

hyeyeong
oh that

yuxi
"oh that" ??!!!!??!!??

yuxi
im over here having an existential
crisis on whether i should tell you
or not and all i get is "oh that"

hyeyeong
💀 sorry

yuxi
so how long have you known :')

hyeyeong
a long time considering the fact
that i introduced her to them

yuxi
WHAT

hyeyeong
yuxi 😭 we work with them

yuxi
I KNOW BUT LIKE

yuxi
IDK

hyeyeong
i'm friends with them too.
surprise!!

yuxi
so

yuxi
is it true that

yuxi
they read my fake tweets

hyeyeong
renjun and yangyang
follow twinkatyong

yuxi
——————————

hyeyeong
don't delete your account

yuxi
i'm deleting your account

hyeyeong
they might threaten to sue you
for emotional distress if you delete
your account

yuxi
GAHHHHH

yuxi
im dreaming

yuxi
that's the only explanation

hyeyeong
you're not dreaming

yuxi
shhhhh i have to be

yuxi
because if i'm not then i cant
publish jeno birthday texts

yuxi
and i never miss a member

hyeyeong
okay you're dreaming

yuxi
THANK YO

yuxi
guys my jeno birthday texts

yuxi
i don't think ive ever had this
many likes this fast before

yuxi
they call me fame monster

miles
like lady gaga?

yuxi
yes

jiae
hi

miles
MOTHER

miles
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

jiae
?? idk 😭

miles
it feels like we haven't
talked in forever ☹️☹️

jiae
AW IM SORRY

jiae
i've been busy with work and school

miles
we should get together

miles
the whole group chat

miles
for jeno's birthday 😁

sosuke
any other excuse would have sufficed

jiae
"sufficed" lol
such a silly word

sosuke
ur back for ten seconds and
already on my nerves

jiae
AWWWW YOU MISSED MEEEE

jiae
don't worry. i missed you too 🤗

sosuke
<3

miles
he's so tsundere 😍😍

sosuke
🔪

miles
to cut our wedding cake with?

sosuke
i give up

miles
ugh i miss jisung

miles
I MISS MY MAN

yuxi
ITS LITERALLY JENO DAY???

miles
IM UNLOYAL

miles
the house is clean there's food on
the table JISUNG COME HOME

miles
i'm starting a hashtag

yuxi
you are so ridiculous

miles
YOU are not allowed to call me that

yuxi
.. fair

jiae
youre being ridiculous

miles
😟 well when jiae says it

jiae
WAIT NOW I FEEL BAD

hyeyeong
miles since when did you
have two mothers?

jiae
🫢👀

miles
SINCE ONE OF THEM BECAME
ABSENT AND I MISSED HER

jiae
I DIDNT MEAN IT BABE

yuxi
#jisungcomehome has 4 rts

yuxi
.. what did i miss

jaemin
JENO DAY

eunjin
JENO DAYYYY

jeno
hehe that's meeeeee

mark
JENNOOOOOOOOO

jiae
happy birthday jeño!!

jiae
jeno*

chenle
SHE SPEAKS

chenle
hey bestie wyb

jiae
out getting milk

renjun
!!

jaemin
thats my best friend

jeno
😟

jaemin
I MEANT MY SECOND
BEST FRIEND

jeno
on my birthday 😔😞

jaemin
i feel terrible.

jaemin
someone punch me in the face

hyeyeong
please not his face

jaemin
SO YOURE OKAY WITH THEM
PUNCHING ME ELSEWHERE??

hyeyeong
yes

renjun
why is twinkatyong spamming
#jisungcomehome

hyeyeong
ignore her

renjun
who's m.chennie ??

jiae
omfg

jiae
that's miles please ignore him!!

jisung
WAIT

jisung
that sounds familiar

hyeyeong
no it doesn't

jisung
yes it does

hyeyeong
no it doesn't

jisung
GASP WAIT

hyeyeong
fuck

jisung
HE MADE ME A CAKE

jiae
awww did he really?

hyeyeong
?!

jiae
i mean who's that?!

jisung
you follow him? 🤨

jiae
please don't question me
i cannot lie

haechan
truth

jiae
no one asked plus ur mom

haechan
😦😦

jisung
oh no... she's twelbe.. 😰

jiae
IM NOT TWELVE??

jaemin
i think this is the most i've ever
seen jiae talk in the group chat

jiae
im exposed

jisung
oh em geeeeee guys his name
is miles and he dms me every
comeback

chenle
🤨 ???????

jisung
i don't habe a lot of fanboys
stop ruining my moment

jisung
guys they want me to #comehome 🥹

soyi
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENO

soyi
.. i see that i am late

jeno
thank you soyi 😃💚💚

mark
GUYS PAY MORE ATTENTION
TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY

jisung
guys he's in love with me

mark
well don't say i didn't try

jeno
your efforts are appreciated 😔

haechan
i've got cake and alcohol
open the door bitch

haechan
hey man is everything okay
between you and jiae?

minsu
ohhhhh

minsu
so ur the guy

haechan
what guy?

minsu
the guy shes been seeing

haechan
um

minsu
nah dw idc

minsu
we were just hanging out but if u
aren't cool w that then it's chill

minsu
your secrets safe with me

haechan
we aren't officially dating so

minsu
u plan to soon tho right?
read

minsu
legally i cant say shit to anyone.
so seriously, chill

haechan
sorry we only just started
"talking" so like yk

minsu
oh cool

minsu
well

minsu
not sure what you want
me to say now🤷

haechan
i guess nothing

haechan
idk

minsu
want me to keep an eye on her for u?

haechan
that's fine. her friends got it covered :)

minsu
alr

minsu
.. have fun on your tour..?

haechan
you too
message deleted!

haechan
thanks

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surprised my keyboard still had jeño memorized i cry ☝️